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[MattShizzle]

Pineapple on pizza should result in actual prison time.

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Pineapple on pizza should result in actual prison time.

 

[BrodyPresto]

Pineapple on pizza should result in actual prison time.

Any other fruits too? What about strawberries on pizza?

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Any other fruits too? What about strawberries on pizza?

I wanna say something i dont think im allowed to say

 

[BrodyPresto]

I wanna say something i dont think im allowed to say

Then don't say it and forever hold your tongue.

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Then don't say it and forever hold your tongue.

You right. I hate it but you right

 

[¢rono]

Pineapple on pizza should result in actual prison time.

I still think the person who invented pineapple on pizza way gay, because just imagine who goes "do you know what this pizza needs right now... Some pineapple" while eating a pizza

 

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[EggHeadedMan]

I still think the person who invented pineapple on pizza way gay, because just imagine who goes "do you know what this pizza needs right now... Some pineapple" while eating a pizza

Whats wild is Hawaiian pizza was invented in Ontario, Canada. Thanks Canada.

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It was invented by a Greek born Canadian so this tracks.

 

[MattShizzle]

Any culinary fruit on pizza is a crime against humanity.
Article:

WIKIPURRDIA: PINEAPPUL ON PIZZA​

(Da Forbidden Toppin)

​

Pineappul on pizza iz da most controversial food in da hooman universe.Some hoomans sez “yum,” but Ceiling Cat sez:

“DIS IZ ULTRA COSMIC NO.”​

Nonna sez:“Why u do dis.Why u hurt me like dis.”

​

Da hooman who invented pineappul on pizza did an ULTRA SOOPER STOOPID.

Becuz of dis, Ceiling Cat sent him 2 da sub sub swub sub sub basement, where da wallz haz giant glowing red letterz dat sez:

“Y U DO DIS?”​

He iz da only hooman 2 ever be sentenced wifout trial.Da crime wuz obvious.

​

Dis article iz protected becuz hoomans keep tryin 2 add:

• “it not dat bad”
• “I like it actually”
• “Hawaiian pizza is good”

All of which iz culinary lies.

Ceiling Cat haz ruled:“Dis iz sooper no.”

Nonna haz ruled:“Get outta my kitchen.”

​

Italy​

If u ask 4 pineappul on pizza in Italu, u r:

• persona non grata
• banned frum da restraunt
• banned frum da town
• banned frum da country
• banned frum da hole EU

Nonna will appear on balcony and shout:

“GIT OWT UV ITALY.”​

EU​

Da EU Council of Nonnas haz declared pineappul on pizza a pan‑European sauce crime.

​

Offenders r sent 2:

DA INFINITY SWUB BASEMENT​

Da deepest basement tier, where:

• da marinara boilz in reverse
• da pasta iz always overcooked
• da wallz glow red wif “Y U DO DIS” in 24 languages
• da Nonna dartboard iz canon
• da air smellz like shame and oregano

see also:​

• Ketchup on Pasta (Da Forbidden Sauce)
• Microtranzakshunz (Da Bad Moniez Buttonz)
• Ceiling Cat’s List of Ultra Sooper Stoopidz
• Basement Codex: Punishmint Tierz

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Any culinary fruit on pizza is a crime against humanity.
Article:

WIKIPURRDIA: PINEAPPUL ON PIZZA​

(Da Forbidden Toppin)

​

Pineappul on pizza iz da most controversial food in da hooman universe.Some hoomans sez “yum,” but Ceiling Cat sez:

“DIS IZ ULTRA COSMIC NO.”​

Nonna sez:“Why u do dis.Why u hurt me like dis.”

​

Da hooman who invented pineappul on pizza did an ULTRA SOOPER STOOPID.

Becuz of dis, Ceiling Cat sent him 2 da sub sub swub sub sub basement, where da wallz haz giant glowing red letterz dat sez:

“Y U DO DIS?”​

He iz da only hooman 2 ever be sentenced wifout trial.Da crime wuz obvious.

​

Dis article iz protected becuz hoomans keep tryin 2 add:

• “it not dat bad”
• “I like it actually”
• “Hawaiian pizza is good”

All of which iz culinary lies.

Ceiling Cat haz ruled:“Dis iz sooper no.”

Nonna haz ruled:“Get outta my kitchen.”

​

Italy​

If u ask 4 pineappul on pizza in Italu, u r:

• persona non grata
• banned frum da restraunt
• banned frum da town
• banned frum da country
• banned frum da hole EU

Nonna will appear on balcony and shout:

“GIT OWT UV ITALY.”​

EU​

Da EU Council of Nonnas haz declared pineappul on pizza a pan‑European sauce crime.

​

Offenders r sent 2:

DA INFINITY SWUB BASEMENT​

Da deepest basement tier, where:

• da marinara boilz in reverse
• da pasta iz always overcooked
• da wallz glow red wif “Y U DO DIS” in 24 languages
• da Nonna dartboard iz canon
• da air smellz like shame and oregano

see also:​

• Ketchup on Pasta (Da Forbidden Sauce)
• Microtranzakshunz (Da Bad Moniez Buttonz)
• Ceiling Cat’s List of Ultra Sooper Stoopidz
• Basement Codex: Punishmint Tierz

You forgot to cite the sources

 

[MattShizzle]

You forgot to cite the sources

Wikipurrdia only checks if true, not for sources. It's not wikipedia.

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Wikipurrdia only checks if true, not for sources. It's not wikipedia.

Seems credible. carry on.

 

[exhaleapproval]

Pineapple pizza with garlic bred crust?

Thats it, you're going to jail

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Hi Guys, hope you're having a great day

 

[¢rono]

Whats wild is Hawaiian pizza was invented in Ontario, Canada. Thanks Canada.


It was invented by a Greek born Canadian so this tracks.

And French fries and french toast were first discovered in usa

 

[EggHeadedMan]

And French fries and french toast were first discovered in usa

Yes and? Those are amazing and deserve respect. Hawaiian pizza? It belongs in hell with its creator.

 

[Deleted member 234231]

And French fries and french toast were first discovered in usa

I belive french fries might be from Belgium

 

[exlurker]

I wanna say something i dont think im allowed to say

The first time I had fruit soup I was quite confused too, but it is a thing in Hungary.

 

[¢rono]

Yes and? Those are amazing and deserve respect. Hawaiian pizza? It belongs in hell with its creator.

I know I'm just throwing it out there