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[Redyscom]

It's hard to try to eat healthier when you jerks won't stop talking about pizza—especially since it's my favorite food.

 

[¢rono]

Next level : Garlic bread with pineapple pizza on top ?

Man woke up and chose suicide

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It's hard to try to eat healthier when you jerks won't stop talking about pizza—especially since it's my favorite food.

I once bought one medium pizza and got one free

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Thats true, but if the bastard takes your heart I will have to make you undead like me. forever cursed with the lust for blood drinking.... Not such a bad life if you think about it, but yes, humans can live very decent lives with 1 kidney as long as they are careful.

honestly being undead would be kind of cool. i dont like the sun anyway so that dont matter to me at all. Its a plus if i get powers as well

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The shot has been fired again i see

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It's hard to try to eat healthier when you jerks won't stop talking about pizza—especially since it's my favorite food.

Hear me out.... Pizza is healthy in moderation so eat it but in small managed proportions... Its a win win I promise. Its all about balance and you can absolutely make a balanced nutritious pizza.

 

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Wishing everyone here a good day. Hope your wishes come true and nothing bad happens to anyone reading this today.

Thank you very much, I uno reverse and double that to everybody

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Thank you very much, I uno reverse and double that to everybody

I vote to double it and pass it on to the next person

 

[MattShizzle]

Pineapple on pizza should result in actual prison time.

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Pineapple on pizza should result in actual prison time.

 

[BrodyPresto]

Pineapple on pizza should result in actual prison time.

Any other fruits too? What about strawberries on pizza?

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Any other fruits too? What about strawberries on pizza?

I wanna say something i dont think im allowed to say

 

[BrodyPresto]

I wanna say something i dont think im allowed to say

Then don't say it and forever hold your tongue.

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Then don't say it and forever hold your tongue.

You right. I hate it but you right

 

[¢rono]

Pineapple on pizza should result in actual prison time.

I still think the person who invented pineapple on pizza way gay, because just imagine who goes "do you know what this pizza needs right now... Some pineapple" while eating a pizza

 

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[EggHeadedMan]

I still think the person who invented pineapple on pizza way gay, because just imagine who goes "do you know what this pizza needs right now... Some pineapple" while eating a pizza

Whats wild is Hawaiian pizza was invented in Ontario, Canada. Thanks Canada.

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It was invented by a Greek born Canadian so this tracks.

 

[MattShizzle]

Any culinary fruit on pizza is a crime against humanity.
Article:

WIKIPURRDIA: PINEAPPUL ON PIZZA​

(Da Forbidden Toppin)

​

Pineappul on pizza iz da most controversial food in da hooman universe.Some hoomans sez “yum,” but Ceiling Cat sez:

“DIS IZ ULTRA COSMIC NO.”​

Nonna sez:“Why u do dis.Why u hurt me like dis.”

​

Da hooman who invented pineappul on pizza did an ULTRA SOOPER STOOPID.

Becuz of dis, Ceiling Cat sent him 2 da sub sub swub sub sub basement, where da wallz haz giant glowing red letterz dat sez:

“Y U DO DIS?”​

He iz da only hooman 2 ever be sentenced wifout trial.Da crime wuz obvious.

​

Dis article iz protected becuz hoomans keep tryin 2 add:

• “it not dat bad”
• “I like it actually”
• “Hawaiian pizza is good”

All of which iz culinary lies.

Ceiling Cat haz ruled:“Dis iz sooper no.”

Nonna haz ruled:“Get outta my kitchen.”

​

Italy​

If u ask 4 pineappul on pizza in Italu, u r:

• persona non grata
• banned frum da restraunt
• banned frum da town
• banned frum da country
• banned frum da hole EU

Nonna will appear on balcony and shout:

“GIT OWT UV ITALY.”​

EU​

Da EU Council of Nonnas haz declared pineappul on pizza a pan‑European sauce crime.

​

Offenders r sent 2:

DA INFINITY SWUB BASEMENT​

Da deepest basement tier, where:

• da marinara boilz in reverse
• da pasta iz always overcooked
• da wallz glow red wif “Y U DO DIS” in 24 languages
• da Nonna dartboard iz canon
• da air smellz like shame and oregano

see also:​

• Ketchup on Pasta (Da Forbidden Sauce)
• Microtranzakshunz (Da Bad Moniez Buttonz)
• Ceiling Cat’s List of Ultra Sooper Stoopidz
• Basement Codex: Punishmint Tierz

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Any culinary fruit on pizza is a crime against humanity.
Article:

WIKIPURRDIA: PINEAPPUL ON PIZZA​

(Da Forbidden Toppin)

​

Pineappul on pizza iz da most controversial food in da hooman universe.Some hoomans sez “yum,” but Ceiling Cat sez:

“DIS IZ ULTRA COSMIC NO.”​

Nonna sez:“Why u do dis.Why u hurt me like dis.”

​

Da hooman who invented pineappul on pizza did an ULTRA SOOPER STOOPID.

Becuz of dis, Ceiling Cat sent him 2 da sub sub swub sub sub basement, where da wallz haz giant glowing red letterz dat sez:

“Y U DO DIS?”​

He iz da only hooman 2 ever be sentenced wifout trial.Da crime wuz obvious.

​

Dis article iz protected becuz hoomans keep tryin 2 add:

• “it not dat bad”
• “I like it actually”
• “Hawaiian pizza is good”

All of which iz culinary lies.

Ceiling Cat haz ruled:“Dis iz sooper no.”

Nonna haz ruled:“Get outta my kitchen.”

​

Italy​

If u ask 4 pineappul on pizza in Italu, u r:

• persona non grata
• banned frum da restraunt
• banned frum da town
• banned frum da country
• banned frum da hole EU

Nonna will appear on balcony and shout:

“GIT OWT UV ITALY.”​

EU​

Da EU Council of Nonnas haz declared pineappul on pizza a pan‑European sauce crime.

​

Offenders r sent 2:

DA INFINITY SWUB BASEMENT​

Da deepest basement tier, where:

• da marinara boilz in reverse
• da pasta iz always overcooked
• da wallz glow red wif “Y U DO DIS” in 24 languages
• da Nonna dartboard iz canon
• da air smellz like shame and oregano

see also:​

• Ketchup on Pasta (Da Forbidden Sauce)
• Microtranzakshunz (Da Bad Moniez Buttonz)
• Ceiling Cat’s List of Ultra Sooper Stoopidz
• Basement Codex: Punishmint Tierz

You forgot to cite the sources

 

[MattShizzle]

You forgot to cite the sources

Wikipurrdia only checks if true, not for sources. It's not wikipedia.

 

[EggHeadedMan]

Wikipurrdia only checks if true, not for sources. It's not wikipedia.

Seems credible. carry on.

 

[exhaleapproval]

Pineapple pizza with garlic bred crust?

Thats it, you're going to jail

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