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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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Doc !!! Welcome home brother. Holy fuckin conspiracy theory today. Steph is
on the case ( i hope ) because i want answers !! Underlord isn't talking and
neither is...... of course he isn't FUCK !!!!!

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Slap me silly and call me Susan, there are serious dark arts in play
 

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You can't tell people that stuff.

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Remember that time we hugged.

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Shit. Wrong one.



There we go.
We are friends.. we hang out all the time together!



But sometimes we gotta throw our friends under the bus. Well, literally in your case!

 

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Doc !!! Welcome home brother. Holy fuckin conspiracy theory today. Steph is
on the case ( i hope ) because i want answers !! Underlord isn't talking and
neither is...... of course he isn't FUCK !!!!!

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Slap me silly and call me Susan, there are serious dark arts in play
You want answers? Are you sure you really want to hear them? Steph is thorough.. and she'll make you hear things you wish you hadn't!

Wait, slap you?? *runs at you*

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Did you really think you punched the fight out of me? Hahahahaha!!!

 

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You want answers? Are you sure you really want to hear them? Steph is thorough.. and she'll make you hear things you wish you hadn't!

Wait, slap you?? *runs at you*

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Did you really think you punched the fight out of me? Hahahahaha!!!

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Ohhhh, i see !! Hit a poor defenseless Bonky while he's distracted by
the obvious witchcraft that is afoot. Silly fucker.....don't you think i've
been working on a counter for that very attack ?

 

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We are friends.. we hang out all the time together!

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Obviously, we're friends.
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I'm always glad to have you on here. I laugh my ass off when you're around. As long as you aren't throwing me under the bus.

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But sometimes we gotta throw our friends under the bus. Well, literally in your case!

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Again?!

 

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Ohhhh, i see !! Hit a poor defenseless Bonky while he's distracted by
the obvious witchcraft that is afoot. Silly fucker.....don't you think i've
been working on a counter for that very attack ?

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Counter attack this.. ya daffy bastard! Hope you brought your swimming trunks..

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Obviously, we're friends.


I'm always glad to have you on here. I laugh my ass off when you're around. As long as you aren't throwing me under the bus.






Again?!

You're quite the funny fucker yourself, don't sell yourself short man. I laugh my ass off when you're here too. ❤️

Don't make me come over there and beat it into you that you're funny..

 

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Counter attack this.. ya daffy bastard! Hope you brought your swimming trunks..
You're quite the funny fucker yourself, don't sell yourself short man. I laugh my ass off when you're here too. ❤️

Don't make me come over there and beat it into you that you're funny..
DID YOU JUST DOUBLE POST?!?!?!

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DID YOU JUST DOUBLE POST?!?!?!

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*thinks for a moment*

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Oh, right.. you're trying to scare me. *puts on my Oscar-worthy performance*

 

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Counter attack this.. ya daffy bastard! Hope you brought your swimming trunks..

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Well that was easy

 

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Only because you're pretty stealthy...

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Damn you.. got me while I was roughing up Bonk! Sneaky fucker!!!
















Well that was easy

Oh, you're not getting away from me that quick. Your little poofing trick is cute.. but, I implanted a tracking device into you while you were laid up in the hospital. You forget who did your surgeries.. *grins* Now.. get over here!

 

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DID YOU JUST DOUBLE POST?!?!?!

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Live shot of posts being merged
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I knew it you and @Teaspoon are related somehow. Okay TEAPOT...you have exposed your real name haha.
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Teapot is my baby mama.

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Damn you.. got me while I was roughing up Bonk! Sneaky fucker!!!

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Oh, you're not getting away from me that quick. Your little poofing trick is cute.. but, I implanted a tracking device into you while you were laid up in the hospital. You forget who did your surgeries.. *grins* Now.. get over here!

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I best revise the gif, then.

 

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Damn you.. got me while I was roughing up Bonk! Sneaky fucker!!!

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Oh, you're not getting away from me that quick. Your little poofing trick is cute.. but, I implanted a tracking device into you while you were laid up in the hospital. You forget who did your surgeries.. *grins* Now.. get over here!

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Bonky *war screams* They say you should tenderize both sides of the meat......So ,



Let's not forget the rump roast

 

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I best revise the gif, then.

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Oh it's beautiful! You magnificent little bastard. ❤️
Bonky *war screams* They say you should tenderize both sides of the meat......So ,

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Let's not forget the rump roast

You leave my ass cheeks alone! They're tender enough!!

 

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Good morning ev... Yeah, think we're waaaay past that time. :p
Hello everyone! 🌊👋
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To those interested, their won't be any continuation of the "Guwnknime Adventures" today, tomorrow or Saturday!
The footage i have from June 5th

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Yep.....Slum and I were taking a night class with Xlax. As you can plainly see, Nobody
left their seats to get in any kind of trouble
Yupp, I even have footage of Bonki leaving again, and at that point the time was waaay into June 6th!

Attack ??? Ummm, defend my brother. I was defending the house spouse

Probably a bad time to refer to Mime's closet as locked tight with high security
since he's currently negative coins.

Not quite, but close. It went down like so....









Stop telling that story Bonki!
I've said sorry multiple times, and even got a chain for catching you! :p
Thank you brothers, but i'm out of the chair now. And Slummy has a grapple chain
now to make sure i don't become pavement pie.

Midnight and losing the fight. My body is shutting down so....



Thanks for the entertaining fun tonight my fuckos, On the bubble brothers
Bonky ❤️'s you all
Well, very late sleep well Bonki! :p
Feels like a freaks out beaks out kind of day



Home from work with back spasms. How are my favorite family
of fabulous fuckos today ?
Beaks out!
I mean, we kinda did our part around here, didn't we?

One of us more than the other. :p
Depends on what we need at the time! :p

you know what's funny? everybody on that gif is a mod now, but Slum
could this be a sign? :unsure:
We foretold the future with that gif! :ROFLMAO:
I've come to realize one of the reasons I am far less active on here is that I like to stir shit up and I like to rage, and there has been far less opportunity for that since the AI purge. So, I am going to post things I hate, and see if that starts making things more interesting for me.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT:
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It's... a live action Minecraft movie, with real people, not even animated into the style of everything else...

Who even got the idea for that?....
Whoever in hollywood is trying to make jack black the next Robin Williams needs to stop.
You know what, I hadn't thought about it before you said it... But...

I totally see it now!
I have not seen anything after tokyo drift and most likely will not start now.
I uhhh have only seen Tokyo Drift... :p
What does it mean when a user is on vacation ?
That they are on vacation.
It's a status everyone can set at anytime, and we'll never know if it's true. :p
But sometimes name alone does make money.
Look at Pokémon, some recent games are done without any care and they always are the most sold games on the console.

I don't know, the latter games (SWSH mainly) does seem more "soulless", and as of today there's still easily found and reported bugs that wasn't fixed, which for me makes it look like they just don't care.
And GameFreak always did lots of bugs, but at this point, since they've been doing that from decades, if they're not improving on programming I think it need to be disinterest or incompetence, like I said before.
And multiple times they did interviews just batlantly lying about the game, like when they said they had to cut pokémon because "it wouldn't fit the region", they "needed to remake from scratch all models", or "the moves needs custom animations", and none of it was true, since cut pokémon was featured on promotional works in the new region, the models are the same since Pokémon XY, and the animations are almost non-existent (even Pokémon Stadium on Nintendo 64 had better animations).
Pokémon Arceus I tried playing but I found very, very ugly and gave up on it.
(Yeah, I'm biased against recent Pokémon games, but there actually are lots of issues with it).

But hey, this morning I saw some artwork that reminded me of you!
I agree with everything you said about the latest Pokémon games Kiko....
And it makes me sad... They could be so fucking awesome if GameFreak just put that more effort into them...
Instead of seeing them as cash grabs, and you can't tell me they don't at this point...
Sometimes you have to know when it's time to stop playing games, and get back to harvesting organs and running an evil empire.
I'll start digging again Doc!
How many do we need this time?...


She called the goat thing Ailduin!
Do many of you have dogs?
Dogs are the best, Mine is a Black Lab named Baby,
One of her favorite thing to do is Humping her My Pillow dog beds.
She does it all the time. Freaking hilarious. :ROFLMAO:
Don't have any, aren't allowed to have them here where I live, but when I move, I'm gonna get one!
Love dogs, they can be some of the sweetest creatures!
And it's gonna be a beagle named Bagel! :p
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TFS!

Sad we will probably never get a Buu saga from them! :p
Very late mod summoning, and sorry no story today, tomorrow or Saturday,
since I will probably be on here late those days, and don't know if I'll have the energy to come up with some.
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime

Summoning is complete!
 

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well obviously!

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All these dog and cat comments (a few pages back) got me to thinking. It's well known that if you die that the dog will morn you -- the cat will start eating you - literally within a couple hours of your death. So maybe check on the old cat lady down the street more often.
Wrong, sir.

-Dogs do often eat their owners after they die. Some EMTs have reported that when they find a person who has died in their home whose pet has started eating them, it is mostly dogs that are the culprit. If left long enough, a dog will eat a body completely, bones, soft tissues, hair and all.
-In most cases of pets eating their deceased owners, it is actually dogs that are more likely the culprit.
I had a service call for an old lady once, she called maybe 4-5 hours before I went over, I could hear her dog barking but no one answered the door.
I called and left a message from her front door, and left a few minutes later. I called a couple more times over the course of the next few days, to no answer.
One week later, her son called me to let me know she had died, and still needed the work done.
I went over the days after he called me and there were clean-up people there. They had to wait for me to shut the water off temporarily.
When I finally went in the house, the whole carpet was torn out and they were scrubbed the plywood subfloor with some harsh chemicals.
When I asked, they wouldn't tell me what happened at first (until the knew I was a plumber, they knew I had seen some shit).
She died of a stroke and her dog, a Pomeranian, had torn her up a few days before her son found the scene.
The dog ran out of food and there was nothing else to eat except the old lady. Neighbors called the son because of the dog's non-stop barking.
 

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Checking in before heading out to get some lunch...
How are my favorite Lewdians today?
 

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