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Look, the spiders and me, we have an agreement: They get to live in my house and eat all the critters they can get. AS LONG AS I don't have them crawling on me or around me when I'm chilling or sleeping. If that happens, they go straight to hell. Instant death by smashing.
The spiders get my...
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The anus is stretchy and pliable.
I look forward to finding your limits!
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I like when you breathe in my ear....
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We'll see how pure you are after I use your asshole until it looks like a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man
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Technically, a Catholic virgin
The champ graces us...
Oh, fezes christ
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Bullshit! I'm pretty sure you're an angry octogenerian.
At least, you type like one.
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Regular vids are too clogged with crap.
Plus, a nice story can really get the juices flowing.
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You should try it with a buttplug....
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Pretty sure that's just a guy who huffs paint and gas!
Huffing chicken grease > huffing paint and gas
Of course, sniffing glue is better than either!
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That's normal butter prices right now.
Subsidies are the reason butter is $4-&7 a pound instead of $20.
Smart! Geese are good eating when cooked properly, too!
Best, though, is the neighborhood Brisket Hound:
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You can do that on Facebook!
If you use proper punctuation, you can do it in notepad, too!
"Damnit, I so sick of the dairy prices these days! I swear to cheese-God that they're no gouda!" ~highlrecommend
"Well, praise cheesus for government subsidies!" ~highlrecommend