OR maybe more like...
Ah shit, I say this all the time. Now there's a pic? Awesome Possum!
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I was using your coffee/porn thing to allude to this...
Kopi luwak, or civet coffee, is coffee that includes part-digested coffee cherries eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet. Fermentation occurs as the cherries pass through a civet's intestines, and after being defecated with other fecal matter, they are collected.
Welp, time to kill me a dawg...
Dude, I don't think anyone knows, at this point...it's all vaguebiguity.
Shakespeare ain't got shit on you!

Domestic Beer is like sex in a canoe...
What exactly constitutes "realistic". Is there some sort of examples, just so we know? I read the rules but they still need some polishing...
Do they seem somewhat compromistic? (yes, I totally made that word up, just now).
Cheer up, Toothpaste Dude.
Things just might be...
Well, Thanks Blood. I feel like a fuckin' moron. I scrolled through all the pictures 3 or 4 times, because I thought you'd responded with actual words- not personalized nightmares.