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3 Years of Service
TLDR = I skip, checking for the points below, and seeing if the sex scenes are good, average or just bad.
Online website if I can. Download here, then skip text if I can't. Obviously, sandboxes are a no-go unless completed and high rating. At full skip, this is my criteria.
5 minutes (at full speed) with no lewd (not necessarily sex) scenes at ALL= NOPE.
Tons of single choice delays and/or phone pop up that you HAVE to click to move the story because... can't answer that actually (HATE phones IRL, NOT playing one) = NOPE.
See rapid graphics-text of [Unavoidable Bitch Character critical to the plot] ex: angry face, MC face sorry, more shouting face, repeated multiple scenes = NOPE.
See tons of Choose Your Own Adventure nonsense choices (Go by Car, Bus or Metro) and THAT will affect something MANY releases later (assuming I stuck with it) = NOPE.
The latter isn't player agency. At least not for me. I see it as either mindless replay, or time to pull out pen and paper to make a choice diagram tree. Yeah that's fun.
Having studied stories for a bit in college, the story really doesn't matter because the rules have to be followed. Exceptions occur, but I don't live by them ex: lottery.
Specific Example: Heroic Journey. Does the hero answer the call? [Fake choice, which I HATE btw, which is why I prefer porn and god mode gaming]
A-Yes. Right away. Therefore the cost is the people left behind that should come back in the quest as physical or emotional opposition. (Why did you leave me? sniffle)
B-No. But then something happens to force the MC to go anyways. Popular Example = Star Wars. Luke says nope. Aunt and Uncle dead. Luke goes.
C-No and doesn't go. Well... then there's no story is there? Or they move on to Potential Hero 2 and many readers / viewers go "Well, that was a waste of 10-15 minutes."
So yeah, I wanna see porn with new faces and new coat of paint.
Once in a fucking rare while, there's a great story in a porn game, but even the ones I give 5 Stars for story... I knew how it would end in a general sense.
I'm not saying that's bad. I'm saying that's story.
BONUS POINTS: Please tell me that these aren't the requirements for MOST (common things are common) of the following Porn Genres:
Harem = MC better than most males. Women grudgingly to eagerly share the MC. Power fantasy where the MC MIGHT struggle, often doesn't, and wins in the end.
NTR = Loser or neglectful MC. Main LI drifts away out of sadness, frustration or malice. Meets bulls. Slow to rapid cheating and/or corruption. MC unable to exact revenge on LI.
Romance = Balanced struggle of MC with Slice of Life problems or faithfulness. Cheating and/or violence will have a cost. Reward for MC and LI staying true. Often a slow burn.
Incest = Often, no problems with the taboo. Emphasize relations during sex (Mom! Son!). Detractors are the EVIL uptight enemies to be fought. Generational Inbreeding is ok.
etc... NOTE = I DID say common. Exceptions obviously exist... and people like me don't like them. I want the product, not the story. And I prefer CG stills to live porn streams.
Online website if I can. Download here, then skip text if I can't. Obviously, sandboxes are a no-go unless completed and high rating. At full skip, this is my criteria.
5 minutes (at full speed) with no lewd (not necessarily sex) scenes at ALL= NOPE.
Tons of single choice delays and/or phone pop up that you HAVE to click to move the story because... can't answer that actually (HATE phones IRL, NOT playing one) = NOPE.
See rapid graphics-text of [Unavoidable Bitch Character critical to the plot] ex: angry face, MC face sorry, more shouting face, repeated multiple scenes = NOPE.
See tons of Choose Your Own Adventure nonsense choices (Go by Car, Bus or Metro) and THAT will affect something MANY releases later (assuming I stuck with it) = NOPE.
The latter isn't player agency. At least not for me. I see it as either mindless replay, or time to pull out pen and paper to make a choice diagram tree. Yeah that's fun.
Having studied stories for a bit in college, the story really doesn't matter because the rules have to be followed. Exceptions occur, but I don't live by them ex: lottery.
Specific Example: Heroic Journey. Does the hero answer the call? [Fake choice, which I HATE btw, which is why I prefer porn and god mode gaming]
A-Yes. Right away. Therefore the cost is the people left behind that should come back in the quest as physical or emotional opposition. (Why did you leave me? sniffle)
B-No. But then something happens to force the MC to go anyways. Popular Example = Star Wars. Luke says nope. Aunt and Uncle dead. Luke goes.
C-No and doesn't go. Well... then there's no story is there? Or they move on to Potential Hero 2 and many readers / viewers go "Well, that was a waste of 10-15 minutes."
So yeah, I wanna see porn with new faces and new coat of paint.
Once in a fucking rare while, there's a great story in a porn game, but even the ones I give 5 Stars for story... I knew how it would end in a general sense.
I'm not saying that's bad. I'm saying that's story.
BONUS POINTS: Please tell me that these aren't the requirements for MOST (common things are common) of the following Porn Genres:
Harem = MC better than most males. Women grudgingly to eagerly share the MC. Power fantasy where the MC MIGHT struggle, often doesn't, and wins in the end.
NTR = Loser or neglectful MC. Main LI drifts away out of sadness, frustration or malice. Meets bulls. Slow to rapid cheating and/or corruption. MC unable to exact revenge on LI.
Romance = Balanced struggle of MC with Slice of Life problems or faithfulness. Cheating and/or violence will have a cost. Reward for MC and LI staying true. Often a slow burn.
Incest = Often, no problems with the taboo. Emphasize relations during sex (Mom! Son!). Detractors are the EVIL uptight enemies to be fought. Generational Inbreeding is ok.
etc... NOTE = I DID say common. Exceptions obviously exist... and people like me don't like them. I want the product, not the story. And I prefer CG stills to live porn streams.
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