discussion Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

[fthegovernment]

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night.
You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

 

[Oneknight]

Oh, the game I mentioned is Demon Gaze II

Proposal that if it can now only be played via second hand copies or piracy, the gaming community strikes back by renaming it more appropriately.

From now on it is Demon Glaze II.

 

[Irregular73]

I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night.
You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

Not me trying to use my gal's tits as optimal cover for a XV104 Riptide and a breacher squad.

 

[RogueOwl]

Proposal that if it can now only be played via second hand copies or piracy, the gaming community strikes back by renaming it more appropriately.

From now on it is Demon Glaze II.

I got lucky that I can still download my copy. It's delisted, so you can't buy it digitally, but I bought it before that happened. But yes, second hand seems to be the way

 

[bilmong]

two economists are walking through a field and see some dog shit. "hey, i'll give you a hundred bucks to eat that dog shit," says the first, so the second thinks about it, takes the money, and eats the shit. A few minutes later, they see some cow shit, so the second economist says "i'll pay you a hundred bucks to eat that cow shit!" In the spirit of fair play, the first economist takes the money and eats the shit, and they keep walking. After a few minutes, the second economist says "i feel like we both just ate shit for nothing," but the first replies "don't be stupid. We increased GDP by $200!"

 

[[SORA]]

@Slumdum i made sure that @Mr. Tearson feeds you once a day so no more box eating

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[Eddy66]

Sorry for using AI in the wholesome story thread. I suck at all forms of art, even though everyone at school called me an artist and my counselor said I had artism

 

[GarbageMan89]

@Slumdum i made sure that @Mr. Tearson feeds you once a day so no more box eating

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No more eating boxes? I bet his lady friends will be sorely disappointed.

 

[Slumdum]

Good morning everyone!

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Spoiler: Cumquat

It is undeniable @Slumdum is chill. Cool tho? Hmmmm. I took this picture of him when I went Mod stalking in the Spring and, well, I'll let the forum judge for themselves:

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Those are cool...
And don't you dare dizz my favorite socks!

Spoiler: Bonki

I ran but missed ya



well.....on with the tuckin'



On the bubble

And it seems I missed you this morning.
So it all equals out in the end.

Sleep well Bonki, and see you later on the Friyay!

Spoiler: Dover

Right, I'll be back on in a week. Later, don't burn the place down while I'm gone

Have a good vacation Dover.
See you, when you get back!

Spoiler: Mitsushi

Man I hate being antisocial but having to talk in order to get points to buy a rank lol

Yeah, I understand, but you can thank the guy, who decided to report the site for that change.
But take it at your own pace, and it will be fine.

"Hello Mitsushi and welcome to the thread.
Take a moment to read through the very first post of it, then take a stroll through the university.
Both places have some good to know info.
The Coin-Hustlers University
For some extra info about the coins look into this thread too.
Credit System for purchasing Members+"

Spoiler: Sora

@Slumdum i made sure that @Mr. Tearson feeds you once a day so no more box eating

Spoiler: Mod summoning

And so the Friyay has arrived, just a few more hours and the weekend will embrace us!
Hope you have a good day guys!
@Guz89 - The Masked Mod!
@Shawnchapp - The Purple Mod!
@BeowulfKnight - The Ghost Mod!
@mime - The Silent Mod!
@Slumdum - The Oompa Loompa Mod!

Summoning is complete!

And with that I'm out.
Bye everyone.
See you all later!

 

[fthegovernment]

Not me trying to use my gal's tits as optimal cover for a XV104 Riptide and a breacher squad.

googles "XV104 Riptide"

 

[Vindex Indomitabilis]

There is a war going on for the future of Lewd Corner -- It can't always be tasty bacon all the time. The old vs new is taking up bandwidth. I worry that some of our old stalwart members like @conzibald could be replaced with new, less cuddly versions

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[[SORA]]

No more eating boxes? I bet his lady friends will be sorely disappointed.

hey look its the lady friend

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[Irregular73]

googles "XV104 Riptide"

It's technically the closest thing to a toy I got that'll work for the setting, we already get roleplay in so DnD is outta the question.

 

[Deleted member 162149]

Hope everyone has a wonderful Morning or Night, whatever it is for you!

I'm gone, later!

 

[Oneknight]

I'll tell you guys the best joke I know, not because it's the funniest but because I've only ever heard it once, in person, and never seen or heard it anywhere else. You're welcome.

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Man is driving down a country road, middle of the day, absolutely no traffic. He's approaching a stop sign and slows down, as you do, but as he glides in he realizes he can see down the road for a mile in every direction. There are no cars comings, and he's kind of behind schedule. What the hell, right? Feeling the like he's getting away with something he speeds his car back up and blows through the stop sign.

Seconds later there's lights in his rear view mirror, and the wail of a siren. This country sheriff's car was hidden behind a clump of trees, and now it's after him. Son of a bitch! Well, nothing for it. Man pulls his car to the side of the road, and soon enough a deputy is at his car window. The deputy looks like he came straight out of central casting for 'backwoods sheriff's deputy". Mustache, hat, mirror sunglasses, the works.

"Well son, you didn't stop at the sign and now you're going to pay the price," says the deputy.

The man knows it's a mistake, but he can't resist letting a "Bullshit," slip out of his mouth.

"Excuse me, son? What's bullshit here? You going to claim you stopped?" asks the deputy.

The deputy doesn't seem angry, so the man is encouraged. "I didn't just blow through. I slowed down, and I could see there was no traffic coming, so I took my foot off the brake and went on through. Come on man, cut me some slack. I wasn't driving unsafe. I didn't stop, but I slowed down. Close enough, right?"

The deputy nods serenely, then suddenly opens the car door and drags the man out. The deputy tosses the man to the ground, pulls out his nightstick, and begins beating the man.

The man screams in pain, holding up his arms, trying to protect himself. "What the hell? What the hell?" he screams.

The deputy leans down and says to the man, "So tell me. Do you want me to stop... or just slow down?"

 

[uncbuck]

Man I hate being antisocial but having to talk in order to get points to buy a rank lol

We all went through that and points accumulate much faster than you would expect --- Just react to messages that strike your fancy and reply occasionally when a subject interests you.

Welcome -- Fresh Meat

Slum? are you a dung beetle now?

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[niveabob]

I would assume Koikatsu or Emotion Creators. Probably Koikatsu, though.

thank so much, my hero

 

[uncbuck]

Time for the daily good morning / good night wonderwall

Have a goodnight!

Good Night Catch

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Goood moaning Lurkes,

Morning dikkp

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How's everyone doing today/night

Doing good have a great day Dover

Hello everyone ! hope everyone have a great day

You as well Trauma





Good Morning Mikey

Good morning! It's the last day of July already.

Morning Matt

Good morning everyone !

Morning Nova

back in the house motherticklers

Welcome and good morning Chaos

Welp, it's time, I'm off to bed.

Night Night Slummy

anw, gonna head to bed.

Sleep well Atanil

I'm gone, later!

Good Night LahDee

 

[niveabob]

Good evening, how are you all? Do you have any plans for the weekend?

 

[uncbuck]

And as I carry myself off to sleep I once again visit dreams of Pig girl mergers as my dream fuel -- No cast off abominations these Good Night all

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