I've only been to an "all you can eat" that did not like and it was a mexican one. They had all this fancy regional food on display, so we gave it a try. The food on display was not part of the buffet.
The food available wasn't bad in itself, but it was obvious all the good dishes were there just so you could see them and order from the menu.
We had to go elsewhere to eat afterwards because they did not refill the trays at the rate people went through them, not by a very long shot.
People did not go more than once, since everyone realized it was most likely a scheme to have people order from the menu after paying for the buffet or leave hungry.
Someone even made a gross graffiti on the wall

Only place I though was a waste of money. It's, obviously, closed.
There was a Golden Corral close to where I live that had a Mexican buffet for Cinco de Mayo.
40 cases of food poisoning later, no more Mexican night.
Also, how does someone screw up a Mexican restaurant?
It's usually a large amount of food for lower amount of money!
I love Mexican food. <3
Yes! You're free to do whatever the fuck you want, that is, if it doesn't affect others.
So fucking let other people be happy, for fucks sake, and stop being a cunt to those that just want to live their lives.
I married my wife only for her to be included in my health care plan. I always found it kinda dumb having to redo all your documents to add a new surname, and if you divorce, having to redo it all over again to remove it...
But the point is some people enjoys being a cunt...
When I read this, I think you might actually be American.
If my stomach don't hurt after going to a all-you-can-eat, it means I should've eaten more.
Like Thanksgiving if it cost $16.95 and a some dignity.
I went to a mexican one that were shitty as well. Not the waiting times, but the food itself. Hahaha
I can overlook the waiting times if the restaurant is full and you can see every waiter is busy, but I've seen ones that even though we were the only ones there, it took a lot of time...
Mexican food is so easy and quick to cook for the most part too!
I didn't know that, that's cool! I actually just found out by anon670-1's post that I just quoted above. Hahaha
I want to try Brazilian steak now. What's the difference between Brazilian and other steaks?
You are looking at the official movie poster.
We are talking Triple A, Peak hollywood, all time best movie here.
it looks at modern 300million productions and spit on their faces from its golden throne.
If I only had seen the poster, I might believe you.
But, I have seen the movie. Shame on you for promoting (even sarcastically) that pile of shit!
May Satan have mercy on your soul.
(bad humor warning!) hahahahaha noooo I was not.... but I am about to.. I think?... if you are a fat beefy guy and especially if you wear the "USA patriotic" clothes, like USA flag and shirt and live like redneck, I am sure I can find some people to adopt you into there petting zoo somewhere in Japan. I mean, they can feed you al, day porn and Sake with sushi. Trust me, it isn't so bad being a zoo item. Good porn, good food and sake. What more can anyone ask for? Maybe I will offer, but no one care about a strange Japanese vampire chick who scares people when I walk at night.... Actually i scare them in day time too... But a strange USA dude with the parotitic fashion, now this could be Japanese next best tourist attraction. Just think about it. You will be very well treasured lol. O yeah, if you are actually fat, then this is actually a really good thing. You can become the "Sumo" panda.
I feel a little called out here.
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Although... free porn and sushi and Sake?
I think it really means about lots of Asians invade or move into your country or something like this because there is or was so many in certain areas. I just make joke about it because I think its funny.
well, we can shower you with gifts. Many many gifts. Maybe unlimited porn? Or something else?
I'm definitely a yes!
Toss me in a cage and call me Coco!
Also, one cute Japanese GF please.
well they can also become living sculpture and put flowers up their ass upside down lol. I mean, its gross but to be honest there are much worst thing than that. I guess if they enjoy this then at least they are have fun with this fetish.
Those videos are great! I don;t understand if they're supposed to be porn, but I enjoy them for their ''artistic' nature.
I literally seen it online in some place. People sniff fart and then some goes to scat, which I refuse to watch, but some these fart sniffer people are just funny. To see their faces as they smell it can be too funny. Plus dogs are often fart and ass sniffers. Trust me, there is some very strange fetish around.
You just described part of a Jackass movie, too. They hook a tube up to Steve-O with a gas mask on and a huge fat guy farts through the tube.
I don't think the mods will let me post it though.
I don't think you read it, but if I were farming that's 400lc only with what you can see in that image.
Also, those messages are 10-20 minutes apart.
That's most of what I did in the forum in the last 2 hours and a half.
I was just kidding. It's like when you see the "letter J' avatar post in 25 threads in 10 minutes, thinking they'll get enough LC for M+
Organ meats are among the most nutritious. Avoid ConziScheme's liver.
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I've got some organ meat for you right here:
What if I was willing to become fat for this job? I will accept an initial pay cut due to not meeting all the job prereqs?
Stop trying to take mah jerb!
Maybe he just doesn't appreciate uploaders like you haha.
no need to become fat, bust wear the "I love USA" flag and red neck style and just be an American and I am sure my sponsors (collectors of exotic creatures) will be willing to place you in their zoo. Actually, you can have a bunch of Americans, drunk, fooling around and of course there must be some fights. Im sure the Japanese
scientists people will love to examine the nature of "The true American." I mean. I would join in but sadly us vampires have some problem with blood lust and so we would drain your meat suit dry and that is no fun for future visitors. Just make sure you and your friends behave like apes or fighters every now and then and also must shout out "Long live America" Sigh... such a lovely idea. So inviting. Remember we pay in porn, so why will you accept a pay cut from that? I would be asking for more lol. Plus I am sure you can get fat fast from sitting all day watch porn and others fight. Sounds like a good plan. Everyone wins.
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(actually, that GIf looks cool lol)
I don't have to do anything! Well, I could eat some more cupcakes, TBH.
I even have an American Flag T-shirt with a Bald Eagle!
Would you accept a fat beefy Canadian? We're a lot like Americans, just a bit more polite. And we apologize a lot.
DAMN CANADIANS TRYIN TOOK MAH JJJJRRRB!
And you have maple syrup, which is a huge bonus.
And an overall better level of basic education which is definitely appreciated
Is a better education appreciated for this type of job? I think not.
What do you know anyway Frenchie?
Hello Everyone. 
I've been on this Forum for a long time, but only as a lurker.
I guess my anti-social tendencies have to be put on the backburner for a while, and join the party.
Hi David. welcome back. Get yourself a avatar mate. You'll get a
few coins and it helps us remember you better.
Piss avatar for
@Davidtoxy ASAP!
Luckily you know some nice and polite Americans. We are out there ya know