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2 Years of Service
Hook a homie up with his own cute goblin shawty?Welcome to the dark side. Here's a goblin to aid you on your journey.
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Hook a homie up with his own cute goblin shawty?Welcome to the dark side. Here's a goblin to aid you on your journey.
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Hello Everyone.
I've been on this Forum for a long time, but only as a lurker.
I guess my anti-social tendencies have to be put on the backburner for a while, and join the party.![]()
Thank you very much. I've been on this site for 2 and a half years. I guess it's time to finally participate.Welcome.
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Hook a homie up with his own cute goblin shawty?
Hi David. welcome back. Get yourself a avatar mate. You'll get a
few coins and it helps us remember you better.
Dance parties happen at all times, if anyone knows that......well
Luckily you know some nice and polite Americans. We are out there ya know![]()
Thank you for your welcome.Hi and welcome. This is the place to be, some amazing and ummm, interesting
characters dwell within these walls.
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Resident peace maker, it's a pleasure to meet you
I know I've seen this Transformers but can't remember the name?
There was a Golden Corral close to where I live that had a Mexican buffet for Cinco de Mayo.I've only been to an "all you can eat" that did not like and it was a mexican one. They had all this fancy regional food on display, so we gave it a try. The food on display was not part of the buffet.
The food available wasn't bad in itself, but it was obvious all the good dishes were there just so you could see them and order from the menu.
We had to go elsewhere to eat afterwards because they did not refill the trays at the rate people went through them, not by a very long shot.
People did not go more than once, since everyone realized it was most likely a scheme to have people order from the menu after paying for the buffet or leave hungry.
Someone even made a gross graffiti on the wall
Only place I though was a waste of money. It's, obviously, closed.
When I read this, I think you might actually be American.Yes! You're free to do whatever the fuck you want, that is, if it doesn't affect others.
So fucking let other people be happy, for fucks sake, and stop being a cunt to those that just want to live their lives.
I married my wife only for her to be included in my health care plan. I always found it kinda dumb having to redo all your documents to add a new surname, and if you divorce, having to redo it all over again to remove it...
But the point is some people enjoys being a cunt...
Like Thanksgiving if it cost $16.95 and a some dignity.If my stomach don't hurt after going to a all-you-can-eat, it means I should've eaten more.![]()
Mexican food is so easy and quick to cook for the most part too!I went to a mexican one that were shitty as well. Not the waiting times, but the food itself. Hahaha
I can overlook the waiting times if the restaurant is full and you can see every waiter is busy, but I've seen ones that even though we were the only ones there, it took a lot of time...
I want to try Brazilian steak now. What's the difference between Brazilian and other steaks?I didn't know that, that's cool! I actually just found out by anon670-1's post that I just quoted above. Hahaha
If I only had seen the poster, I might believe you.You are looking at the official movie poster.
We are talking Triple A, Peak hollywood, all time best movie here.
it looks at modern 300million productions and spit on their faces from its golden throne.
I feel a little called out here.(bad humor warning!) hahahahaha noooo I was not.... but I am about to.. I think?... if you are afatbeefy guy and especially if you wear the "USA patriotic" clothes, like USA flag and shirt and live like redneck, I am sure I can find some people to adopt you into there petting zoo somewhere in Japan. I mean, they can feed you al, day porn and Sake with sushi. Trust me, it isn't so bad being a zoo item. Good porn, good food and sake. What more can anyone ask for? Maybe I will offer, but no one care about a strange Japanese vampire chick who scares people when I walk at night.... Actually i scare them in day time too... But a strange USA dude with the parotitic fashion, now this could be Japanese next best tourist attraction. Just think about it. You will be very well treasured lol. O yeah, if you are actually fat, then this is actually a really good thing. You can become the "Sumo" panda.
I'm definitely a yes!I think it really means about lots of Asians invade or move into your country or something like this because there is or was so many in certain areas. I just make joke about it because I think its funny.
well, we can shower you with gifts. Many many gifts. Maybe unlimited porn? Or something else?
Those videos are great! I don;t understand if they're supposed to be porn, but I enjoy them for their ''artistic' nature.well they can also become living sculpture and put flowers up their ass upside down lol. I mean, its gross but to be honest there are much worst thing than that. I guess if they enjoy this then at least they are have fun with this fetish.
You just described part of a Jackass movie, too. They hook a tube up to Steve-O with a gas mask on and a huge fat guy farts through the tube.I literally seen it online in some place. People sniff fart and then some goes to scat, which I refuse to watch, but some these fart sniffer people are just funny. To see their faces as they smell it can be too funny. Plus dogs are often fart and ass sniffers. Trust me, there is some very strange fetish around.
I was just kidding. It's like when you see the "letter J' avatar post in 25 threads in 10 minutes, thinking they'll get enough LC for M+I don't think you read it, but if I were farming that's 400lc only with what you can see in that image.
Also, those messages are 10-20 minutes apart.
That's most of what I did in the forum in the last 2 hours and a half.
I've got some organ meat for you right here:Organ meats are among the most nutritious. Avoid ConziScheme's liver.
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Stop trying to take mah jerb!What if I was willing to become fat for this job? I will accept an initial pay cut due to not meeting all the job prereqs?
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Maybe he just doesn't appreciate uploaders like you haha.
I don't have to do anything! Well, I could eat some more cupcakes, TBH.no need to become fat, bust wear the "I love USA" flag and red neck style and just be an American and I am sure my sponsors (collectors of exotic creatures) will be willing to place you in their zoo. Actually, you can have a bunch of Americans, drunk, fooling around and of course there must be some fights. Im sure the Japanesescientistspeople will love to examine the nature of "The true American." I mean. I would join in but sadly us vampires have some problem with blood lust and so we would drain your meat suit dry and that is no fun for future visitors. Just make sure you and your friends behave like apes or fighters every now and then and also must shout out "Long live America" Sigh... such a lovely idea. So inviting. Remember we pay in porn, so why will you accept a pay cut from that? I would be asking for more lol. Plus I am sure you can get fat fast from sitting all day watch porn and others fight. Sounds like a good plan. Everyone wins.
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(actually, that GIf looks cool lol)
DAMN CANADIANS TRYIN TOOK MAH JJJJRRRB!Would you accept afatbeefy Canadian? We're a lot like Americans, just a bit more polite. And we apologize a lot.
Is a better education appreciated for this type of job? I think not.And you have maple syrup, which is a huge bonus.
And an overall better level of basic education which is definitely appreciated
Hello Everyone.
I've been on this Forum for a long time, but only as a lurker.
I guess my anti-social tendencies have to be put on the backburner for a while, and join the party.![]()
Piss avatar for @Davidtoxy ASAP!Hi David. welcome back. Get yourself a avatar mate. You'll get a
few coins and it helps us remember you better.
Luckily you know some nice and polite Americans. We are out there ya know![]()
Another monochrome bear? This site is falling into despair!Hello Everyone.
I've been on this Forum for a long time, but only as a lurker.
I guess my anti-social tendencies have to be put on the backburner for a while, and join the party.![]()
I don't know how to play any instruments nor sing. I'm not good at any arts (actually not really good on anythingThat makes sense, friends with things to like together.
I knew it. You are not human. You are an accordion but do you play a good tune?
i was a lazy ass in school. I hated study and didn't even bother about most subjects. I had no desire to waste my time in thinks I consider useless, but my grades were still ok. I passed most subjects somehow. No idea how but guess I understood enough to get good pass. The point of homework is to help improve studies and learn more things, just to get better grades. Thats just how school years are for everyone.
hahahaha that's pretty cool. I wish someone would do this when I was at school, but somehow I made it and most the subjects was never used again and I never will do. Just math's and Japanese language, and now also English. I agree, "fuck homework" I still today remember I really hated doing most of the things. I was bored and to be honest much rather be outside in nature than some study text book.
Well, for starters Canada still uses metric system as the official one, so points to them!Us poor Japanese don't understand difference between Canada and USA. Yeah... I know... we need more education lol
They confiscated them once I entered japan they said some BS like"other than the police and the military, no one in Japan may own a handgun or a rifle"False advertising no guns, where's my refund.
we could make chants a daily thing, but in exchange we want a once a month paid for excursion to a maid cafepft a day more like.. We have visitors you know and our younlings need to be shown the "true American dream" is literally rite in front of them.
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This wouldn't be that hard to set up. This would make for an easy reality show that could be produced. But we can drop it if it's causing anxietywe can even make an exchange program. You and your USAhooliganspeople in exchange for totally crazy Japanesewerdopeople. Sounds really exciting. Plus...I get to harvest the blood.... mmmmm... tasty American blood...be the tour guide. Its a win win situation.
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I probably should stop now. My anxiety is beginning to enter my mind... Im worried someone here will get mad at me taking fun at poor Americans and try to assassinate me lol. Although... this idea can be fun... i will lock such people inside a special dudgeon for the Goblin Lord to have fun with.
I know and they always happen when I'm either sleeping or napping. Everytime without fail until now hahaDance parties happen at all times, if anyone knows that......well![]()
Thank you for your welcome.
Since you are the resident peace maker, I'm going to assume there are others that disturb the peace?![]()
I've been using it as my avatar for the better part of a decade. Old habits, die hard.Another monochrome bear? This site is falling into despair!
first I don't get a welcome gobbo now you steal my job from me!I'm sorry about that.![]()
Hi and welcome. This is the place to be, some amazing and ummm, interesting
characters dwell within these walls.
Resident peace maker, it's a pleasure to meet you
Don't fall for this actThank you for your welcome.
Since you are the resident peace maker, I'm going to assume there are others that disturb the peace?![]()
I think the good news is she is looking for a group of us so we can both get the position we just need to team up against the canuck that's trying to take it from usStop trying to take mah jerb!
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I don't have to do anything! Well, I could eat some more cupcakes, TBH.
I even have an American Flag T-shirt with a Bald Eagle!
I've been using it as my avatar for the better part of a decade. Old habits, die hard.![]()
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I wonder how many other chaos bears there are on this site?![]()
The name was given to me by others. I just ran with it. I'm not really that 3vil... or am I?You must be registered to see attachments
I wonder how many other chaos bears there are on this site?![]()
Watch out for Conzi and Mime. They offer sweets but are really quite ....assertive in their demands.Thank you for your welcome.
Since you are the resident peace maker, I'm going to assume there are others that disturb the peace?![]()
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Don't fall for this act
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