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[Redyscom]

Ah a fine area of research. As an aside why the fuck do pandas refuse to fuck in captivity?

It's not that they refuse, they literally don't know how to do it. Once, a panda was discovered trying to have sex using another panda's paw, because they really don't know the mechanics of it, as if they didn't have the instinct to do it. That's why they often show them panda porn, which is literally videos of pandas having sex, to arouse them and teach them.

 

[MaxDongus]

Why did I read this as "significant number of nipples"?

Now I'm going to be pondering how many nipples is too much

I would base it on proportion and symmetry. As long as they're even, and you don't end up with some kind of Nipple Elemental, any number before that is fine.

 

[Nat3k]

I imagine its hard to fuck a stranger when a load of people in labcoats are starting and taking notes lol

....personally I find fucking for science to be quite rewarding.

 

[imYuna!]

Maybe I'll get lucky and they'll send a tall woman with two great big, soft pizza pies.

Am applying for the job as we speak :3

 

[nydd]

Something like this?

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You'll get there!!

 

[kittycat1337]

Am applying for the job as we speak :3

Now this is awesome sauce.

 

[Redyscom]

Am applying for the job as we speak :3

Already calling...

 

[Nat3k]

It's not that they refuse, they literally don't know how to do it. Once, a panda was discovered trying to have sex using another panda's paw, because they really don't know the mechanics of it, as if they didn't have the instinct to do it. That's why they often show them panda porn, which is literally videos of pandas having sex, to arouse them and teach them.

Ahhh that's a good theory. I wonder why the problem doesn't pop up in others?

 

[moonthemoon]

Am applying for the job as we speak :3

Cheese testing already fell through?

 

[Redyscom]

Something like this?

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You'll get there!!

I've always wanted to use one of those hahaha

 

[imYuna!]

Cheese testing already fell through?

Confusing me with someone else already ;-; We only just met :c

 

[Captain Panda]

That sounds like an incentive.

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[nydd]

Yeah! They look really fun! I just got a battery powered lawn mower. It's nice. I wonder if there are battery scooters.

 

[kittycat1337]

I got a battery powered cell phone!!!!

 

[MrTed]

Am applying for the job as we speak :3

Where do I order?

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[Redyscom]

Yeah! They look really fun! I just got a battery powered lawn mower. It's nice. I wonder if there are battery scooters.

I'll probably crash it at full speed just to see how much damage I can do, haha.

 

[Captain Panda]

Confusing me with someone else already ;-; We only just met :c

Confusing us? That never a good sign lol

 

[Redyscom]

Where do I order?

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Cute~

 

[kittycat1337]

Where do I order?

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if the pizza looks like that man I think I will ACTUALLY just take the pizza and thats it, looks good as hell

 

[moonthemoon]

Your honor I have no defense, I condemn myself to thigh suffocation