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[Carnagie]

I keep forgetting to ask, @MAOAM where did you get your sig?

 

[uncbuck]

Good morning all and Happy Milfy Monday -- the day when we can officially appreciate Milfs in all their forms. Advice for you youngsters out there -- The best line for picking up milfs? "I totally support women's rights -- and I also fully support women's wrongs" (wicked grin) Glad I could educate you.

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[Deleted member 162149]

heyyy good morning and deepest condolences to all western dwellers entering their mondays ^^
spoilers from the future: it's baaad here, put me back

Morning Femboyreptile. sorry it's rough there in the future, make some better days ahead for those of us still catching up!

As to tits...

Who says chivalry is dead?

The best line for picking up milfs? "I totally support women's rights -- and I also fully support women's wrongs" (wicked grin

Pick up moms with dad jokes. Solid plan honestly.

 

[Tykimikk]

Good morning. Courage and perversion for the week.

 

[Fri3dChick3n]

more tits

gotta love more tits

 

[uncbuck]

Video or images of them. You could see on TV for sometime. But in person requires a zoo or Africa. Unless one gets loose, but that would be dangerous as fuck.

When I was a kid you could buy them as pets for what would be the price of a well bred dog these days 4000 or so. In the early 2000s you could still get one as a pet but by then the cost was more than 40,000. -- My next door neighbor had one -- cute as hell as a baby in diaper -- then it got older and almost tore it's dad's arm off. Owning a chimp was expensive, $200 a month on food, $500 on toys, and $450000 on facial reconstruction surgery. In a famous case a woman in Connecticut had her face and hands ripped off by one. Monkeys in general were cheap and could be purchased through the mail for less than 20 dollars.

• Charla Nash, whose friend's pet chimp infamously "ripped her face off" in 2009, says she's being given a second shot at life with a groundbreaking face transplant
• The mom — who also lost her hands in the attack — is hoping to get double hand transplants

Moral of the story -- don't trust no chimps

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[Carnagie]

When I was a kid you could buy them as pets for what would be the price of a well bred dog these days 4000 or so. In the early 2000s you could still get one as a pet but by then the cost was more than 40,000. -- My next door neighbor had one -- cute as hell as a baby in diaper -- then it got older and almost tore it's dad's arm off. Owning a chimp was expensive, $200 a month on food, $500 on toys, and $450000 on facial reconstruction surgery. In a famous case a woman in Connecticut had her face and hands ripped off by one. Monkeys in general were cheap and could be purchased through the mail for less than 20 dollars.

• Charla Nash, whose friend's pet chimp infamously "ripped her face off" in 2009, says she's being given a second shot at life with a groundbreaking face transplant
• The mom — who also lost her hands in the attack — is hoping to get double hand transplants

Moral of the story -- don't trust no chimps

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Exotic animals in general aren't worth having. Dogs and cats are 'safe' in that they've been pretty selectively bred over hundreds/thousands of years to not cause trouble, and even they sometimes are an issue. Other animals, without that kind of history, will do just about anything when you're not expecting it.

Monkeys/apes in particular are bad because they're really goddamn strong and have hands to grab you.

 

[uncbuck]

Monkeys/apes in particular are bad because they're really goddamn strong and have hands to grab you.

And friggen MUCH smarter than you think they are.

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another orangutan named Fu Manchu figured out how to escape his enclosure at a zoo by picking the lock on a door. He did it repeatedly for weeks as zoo staff was stumped about how and tried every measure to prevent it only to finally catch Fu Manchu in the act using a piece of wire he kept hidden.

I had a friend who was a zoo vet. He told stories about an orangutan that would sit next to the electric fence and pinch the wire -- between pulses -- sucker had timed it out.

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[Carnagie]

And friggen MUCH smarter than you think they are.

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another orangutan named Fu Manchu figured out how to escape his enclosure at a zoo by picking the lock on a door. He did it repeatedly for weeks as zoo staff was stumped about how and tried every measure to prevent it only to finally catch Fu Manchu in the act using a piece of wire he kept hidden.

I had a friend who was a zoo vet. He told stories about an orangutan that would sit next to the electric fence and pinch the wire -- between pulses -- sucker had timed it out.

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Animals in general are smarter than we tend to give them credit for, tbh. It's only for the really tiny fuckers that there's nothing going on in their heads.

 

[Captain Panda]

Happy milfy Monday to you all

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[Carnagie]

Fuck, I shouldn't have played that, it's going to tilt all my youtube recommendeds

 

[MattShizzle]

Of the apes, chimps are the most dangerous - next to humans, of course. You could be in a room with a gorilla and probably be OK as long as you didn't bother it. A bonobo even more so. The non-ape primates tend to be even more wild. Yes, humans are apes. Google it.

 

[Captain Panda]

Fuck, I shouldn't have played that, it's going to tilt all my youtube recommendeds

I've accepted mine are fucked so I just roll with it. Blasting it in the garden while I work on it.

 

[Carnagie]

I've accepted mine are fucked so I just roll with it. Blasting it in the garden while I work on it.

Mine have been off ever since I listed to The Drink (Cup) but has been slowly tilting back I swear

 

[Johnsnow421]

Wish there was more open-world eroge, the only ones I know are from illusion or crappy copies of their games.

 

[Carnagie]

Wish there was more open-world eroge, the only ones I know are from illusion or crappy copies of their games.

The closest you'll get is stuff like Desert Stalker, which is fantastic but dunno if you'd consider it open world

 

[Captain Panda]

Wish there was more open-world eroge, the only ones I know are from illusion or crappy copies of their games.

I'm sure there is some on PC. I'm just waiting for InZoi to get the sims treatment with mods haha. Will be even better when they integrate the ai with it

 

[Johnsnow421]

How many points are needed to get into games+?

 

[Slumdum]

How many points are needed to get into games+?

750 are needed.
And here is the link for the AC one.
https://lewdcorner.com/dbtech-shop/members.15/

 

[Johnsnow421]

Thank you! Now my new goal is 25,000 points, wish me luck!

750 are needed.
And here is the link for the AC one.
https://lewdcorner.com/dbtech-shop/members.15/