Stupid sized dicks in games

[LewisCarroll]

Always a head scratchier IMO. Poll after poll has been done and the vast majority dislike extreme sizes, yet so many VN/Games seem to thrive on the idea. It's cross cultural as far as I can tell. I think it's just dev's [wrongly] believing that exoneration increases the sexualness of their games. It really doesn't. Porn is boring for most of us. It's exotica that brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[DannyO24]

I'm never gotten into games where the MC has ridiculous body proportions from cartoonish muscles to cartoonish dick sizes it always pulled me out of the game.

 

[pb8-1s]

Yeah I don't understand it, abnormally large is 1 thing - like in porn - but there's far too many that are absolutely unreasonable. And there seem to be very few people that actually want that in the games.

 

[noaway]

Not a fan. Sometimes will kill the game for me.

 

[peteaaron909]

there's definitely a limit on the size before it just becomes dumb

 

[albatross]

Not for me, thanks, but to each his own.

 

[HarryMason]

I don't mind if they embellish size a little but I draw the line at comically huge, I also feel like this for boobs and ass.

 

[KippyKeppy]

I cannot stand massive cocks in games. Like a dude with a coke can dick thats a foot and a half long... A normal girl aint going to be able to take that without tons a practice and sure as hell not a loli

 

[stevetheegg]

It bothers me more that the flaccid dicks look bigger the erect ones.

 

[Beegee]

Cartoonishly exaggerated anything is going to look ridiculous, whether it's boobs butts or dicks. At some point you hit the uncanny valley. But I can't be mad.
Man has been exaggerating his dick size since Og first scrawled a dick pic on the wall of his cave in the hopes that Gah would let him do the Unga Bunga.

 

[james223]

10 inches

 

[rocketsheep]

The answer is in the question. Stupid sized or stupid shaped whatever may be intended as a fetish. But I don't share that fetish for any value of "whatever". Or it may be intended as a joke, but that joke would have to be implemented very well to actually be funny. I have never seen a developer pull that off. Whether it's a penis, breasts, a nose, ears, hands, a car, a mouse, or in fact anything else. When it's stupid sized, it's stupid, and that implies bad.

 

[diosgas]

Somebody here have Dick Issues xD, idk i enjoy when the MC make cry to the bitches its a game so let it be

 

[dolmzalskiD]

Porn sized is fine, its when they'd outdo a horse that it pulls me out of the game

 

[popitraek]

Why is it when a game with a halfway decent plot or good to amazing graphics the MC is given a freakishly huge dick that is so out of proportion with the Li's body? Or even out of proportion withe the MC's body. I've spent many hours looking through LC and 95 to find good games that interest me only to find one with a MC with a 2 foot dick.
Good example would be Sunset Faries. Beautiful graphics, decent plot, (lolis-fantastic bonus) but a dick that would stab the girls in the damn heart during sex.
Same goes for just about any games with futa. Love a good futa or trap game but to fine one that wouldn't kill the li's during sex is almost impossible. Don't get me wrong I have found some rare gems out there (WVM, hazelnut latte, for example) but so many out there I want to play but I just can't enjoy if the dick is the size of a forarm.
Realism is fine devs stop with this I found

Why is it when a game with a halfway decent plot or good to amazing graphics the MC is given a freakishly huge dick that is so out of proportion with the Li's body? Or even out of proportion withe the MC's body. I've spent many hours looking through LC and 95 to find good games that interest me only to find one with a MC with a 2 foot dick.
Good example would be Sunset Faries. Beautiful graphics, decent plot, (lolis-fantastic bonus) but a dick that would stab the girls in the damn heart during sex.
Same goes for just about any games with futa. Love a good futa or trap game but to fine one that wouldn't kill the li's during sex is almost impossible. Don't get me wrong I have found some rare gems out there (WVM, hazelnut latte, for example) but so many out there I want to play but I just can't enjoy if the dick is the size of a forarm.
Realism is fine devs stop with this shit pls!

I found a decent amount of normal sizes in many games, are you only looking on this website ?

 

[dackma]

It's not just porn games where this is a turn off for me. So much fan art, fo both men and women, having such unrealistic proportions. These people wouldn't even be able to stand up. Could you imagine an actual erection that size! You'd need scafolding just to keep it off the ground.

Also, if you are drawing a known character, but giving her boobs the size of a golf cart, then I can't believe you even like that character.

 

[eljopo]

I agree with most of the opinions here, it's distracting and kind of takes you out when the penis is way oversized. Unless it's played out as part of the comedy (like in Power Vacuum), then it's not so bad. It's not a deal breaker though, i won't abandon a game just because the dick is ridiculous

 

[LewisCarroll]

Why is it when a game with a halfway decent plot or good to amazing graphics the MC is given a freakishly huge dick that is so out of proportion with the Li's body? Or even out of proportion withe the MC's body. I've spent many hours looking through LC and 95 to find good games that interest me only to find one with a MC with a 2 foot dick.
Good example would be Sunset Faries. Beautiful graphics, decent plot, (lolis-fantastic bonus) but a dick that would stab the girls in the damn heart during sex.
Same goes for just about any games with futa. Love a good futa or trap game but to fine one that wouldn't kill the li's during sex is almost impossible. Don't get me wrong I have found some rare gems out there (WVM, hazelnut latte, for example) but so many out there I want to play but I just can't enjoy if the dick is the size of a forarm.
Realism is fine devs stop with this shit pls!

Well, if a 5" penis is good, then a 10" penis would be great... so a 50" penis would be the ultimate. More always equals better.

Think that's basically the logic being used. If you can call it that.