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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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Plz I’m sorry I’ll do better mercy! I’ll wait at least 2 posts between my own. That way it doesn’t look like I’m only here for the coins and instead that I’m interested in the discourse if this forum!
you can post after 1 post. or if the place is dead id wait like 30 mins....

of corse i never double post.
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gotcha. I appreciate the help.
no problem, happy to help. if you have any more questions you can DM me or just ask in the chat, people here are always happy to help your gooning experience be better

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Welcome back handholdingDegen!
Good to see you. :p
Hiii!!! Man I've been fucken busy lately. So much going on, and not nearly enough headpatting.
How are you Slum!?
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With my nose!!
Get up on it, lemme sniff ya!!!
Also.. Pat pat pat patpapatpatpatpatpat
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Hiii!!! Man I've been fucken busy lately. So much going on, and not nearly enough headpatting.
How are you Slum!?
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With my nose!!
Get up on it, lemme sniff ya!!!
Also.. Pat pat pat patpapatpatpatpatpat
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ok the head pats deserve a little wiff hahaha

and this about danny sexbang getting embarrassed
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Here enjoy! :p

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of course shes called Ashley, i always tend to go for ashleys. had a video game crush on Chloe from life is strange and shes voiced by an ashley.


Fucking ashleys
 
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Alien: I am an alien life form from far away. My planet is C-Bald520

Humans: What is your name?

Alien: [makes incomprehensible noise]

Humans: Are you here to cure cancer?

Alien: no

Humans: Here to fix world hunger?

Alien: no

Humans: Here to share your advanced technology?

Alien: no

Humans: Then why are you here on planet earth?

Alien: I'm here for holes.

Humans: Holes?

Alien: Yes holes.

Humans: We are confused. please explain?

Alien: Well on my planet we don't have any holes,
all my people have mustaches,thick eyebrows, and these
chef hats. But you earthlings have holes.

Humans: [humans confused] what holes have you come for?

Alien: Buttholes.

Humans: Buttholes?

Alien: Yep. I'm gonna have sex with all your buttholes.
So drop them pants!
You have no chance to resist, make your time!
All your buttholes are belong to us.
 
Well, it's time, and I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊👋
See you all tomorrow! :p
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Hiii!!! Man I've been fucken busy lately. So much going on, and not nearly enough headpatting.
How are you Slum!?
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I'm fine, not much, off to bed.
Hope you're not as busy anymore, so you have to to do the headpatting! :p
We've done it! I am now one of you as a member+! I'd like to thank you all for your support. Most of all I'd like to thank Captain Panda for being a real one.
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Don't let the post M+ clarity hit you. :p
 

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You have no chance to resist, make your time!
All your buttholes are belong to us.
THEY SAID THE THING!!!!!
Well, it's time, and I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊👋
See you all tomorrow! :p
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I'm fine, not much, off to bed.
Hope you're not as busy anymore, so you have to to do the headpatting! :p

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Don't let the post M+ clarity hit you. :p
Nighty Night *tucks in and grabs the sleepy time hammer*

 

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We've done it! I am now one of you as a member+! I'd like to thank you all for your support. Most of all I'd like to thank Captain Panda for being a real one.
we hope you stick around

Yep, then I got some advice on how to procede... ;):p
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sounds good, im sure i have a leash for you somewhere
 
Alien: Yep. I'm gonna have sex with all your buttholes.
So drop them pants!
We get such great stories from Steph.

A woman is on her death bed and calls her husband in and asks him to grab the trunk at the foot of the bed and open it up for her. Inside is two bananas and 250 thousand dollars in cash.

“Whats this?” He asks. The woman looks up and says, “we have been married thirty years.” “I put a banana in the box when I was unfaithful to you.” The husband says “Twice you were unfaithful to me”, “I can accept that, what is with the money?” The woman responds , “Whenever I got a dozen I would sell them.”

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@dirty36 just wants to be walked...
And play with the kids at the same time
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We get such great stories from Steph.

A woman is on her death bed and calls her husband in and asks him to grab the trunk at the foot of the bed and open it up for her. Inside is two bananas and 250 thousand dollars in cash.

“Whats this?” He asks. The woman looks up and says, “we have been married thirty years.” “I put a banana in the box when I was unfaithful to you.” The husband says “Twice you were unfaithful to me”, “I can accept that, what is with the money?” The woman responds , “Whenever I got a dozen I would sell them.”

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And play with the kids at the same time
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that joke is fantastic hahaha. and steph can read me bedtime stories any time
 
@bluegreenred I see you lurking haha
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