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2 Years of Service
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Alien: I am an alien life form from far away. My planet is C-Bald520
Humans: What is your name?
Alien: [makes incomprehensible noise]
Humans: Are you here to cure cancer?
Alien: no
Humans: Here to fix world hunger?
Alien: no
Humans: Here to share your advanced technology?
Alien: no
Humans: Then why are you here on planet earth?
Alien: I'm here for holes.
Humans: Holes?
Alien: Yes holes.
Humans: We are confused. please explain?
Alien: Well on my planet we don't have any holes,
all my people have mustaches,thick eyebrows, and these
chef hats. But you earthlings have holes.
Humans: [humans confused] what holes have you come for?
Alien: Buttholes.
Humans: Buttholes?
Alien: Yep. I'm gonna have sex with all your buttholes.
So drop them pants!
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