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11 Months of Service
Funnily, it was my first time seeing one in person. But they stuck their hand out at me for a handshake. And they grabbed me in a death grip. And stuck out a hand for money. I told him "no". So he pulled out a very real knife and waved it in my face. So I stuck my hand in my pocket and pulled out a fist full of coins and flung them in his face like pocket sand. It stunned him enough for me to slip out of his hand and run to a McDonald's. Worst part was, he never once broke character.the spit take that i pullled reading this, i've never actually seen a mime irl.
So part of me doesn't believe this