Funnily, it was my first time seeing one in person. But they stuck their hand out at me for a handshake. And they grabbed me in a death grip. And stuck out a hand for money. I told him "no". So he pulled out a very real knife and waved it in my face. So I stuck my hand in my pocket and pulled...
I've already been adopted. Plus I can't trust mimes anymore. When I went to Prague (this is a true story btw) one mugged me on new years day. Pulled an honest to god knife on me. I sound like a crazy lunatic talking about it right now but it actually happened.
Paypal froze one of my accounts for suspicious activity once. Never got it back even when I appealed. The rep on the phone even looked at my transactions and saw nothing wrong with them. They sent it to the appeals team but I was told they basically never look at anything and never rolls back on...
I feel like the people that make the oversized titties are the same ones that deep fry twinkies, coat it in fudge, and sprinkle it with powdered sugar. Overindulgence of something that could have been beautiful. But then again it sells at carnivals, so I guess it has a market and I'm just not it.
It's okay I want to earn my coins the old fashion way... by shaking ass for the rich and powerful. Anyone need a trophy husband? I'll even wear a maid outfit.
My apologies, I was out of line. If you want to punish me I understand 👀. Hopefully nothing degrading. Oh god anything but that... That would be awful.