2 Years of Service
yeah sure but you couldn't fuck the colors since you have no penis mr barbie
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According to Greek myth, Uranus and Gaia had a son named Cronus. The parents fought and Gaia created a stone sickle, which she gave to Cronus to attack his father. Cronus castrated Uranus and threw his father's testicles into the sea.
In a fragment of an Orphic cosmogony, Zeus intoxicates Cronus with honey, sending him to sleep, and then castrates him.
i even said that they were both castrated by there son! i didnt take a year of mythology for nothing!!
so in all what i need to say i think is........
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Well, you may remember some mythology class, but you seem to forget:
Also, Orpheus was a love-sick drunkard in his later life.
An unreliable narrator at best and an unrepentant Apollo worshiper at worst!
He said Zeus removed my balls, but didn't mention that it was your mom who bit them off!
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