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Were they blue? I heard they are the good stuff
i don't actually know? because whenever i pick them up everything goes rainbow then i pass out
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i don't actually know? because whenever i pick them up everything goes rainbow then i pass out
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So kinda like this
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Well - for what it is worth - there are reverse centaurs, just like reverse mermaids - but even if we set that aside -- on the traditional model - that mouth is human and sometime you just want a blowie.

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I'm not falling for the ol' "reverse centaur" again!
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i think not! but i will do something else to that ass of yours ^^

Joke's on you...

Glaze me hergl burgen!

Then, when you're done, I'm drillin' for oil!
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Man I hate having to wait so long between sending reactions, you guys say so much funny shit it's hard to keep up with them all lol

Help is on the way!

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i don't actually know? because whenever i pick them up everything goes rainbow then i pass out

I'm starting to think you guys aren't actually high on hard drugs...
 

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6'20"



Flurple is superior.
I know because I could taste sounds and smell colors.
Blornge smells like frog uterus while Flurple smells like cinnamon tongue.



My cat threw up 30 seconds after I read this.
On a rug. :mad:


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yeah sure but you couldn't fuck the colors since you have no penis mr barbie

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wait a minute i was right originally like a month ago when i said no balls see!!!

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more evidence
According to Greek myth, Uranus and Gaia had a son named Cronus. The parents fought and Gaia created a stone sickle, which she gave to Cronus to attack his father. Cronus castrated Uranus and threw his father's testicles into the sea.
In a fragment of an Orphic cosmogony, Zeus intoxicates Cronus with honey, sending him to sleep, and then castrates him.
i even said that they were both castrated by there son! i didnt take a year of mythology for nothing!!
so in all what i need to say i think is........




HAHA NO BALLS
 

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i think the moral of this story is to be like Sisyphus aless your @Saturnus because he cant be like Sisyphus and the reason for that is
He doesnt have any balls to push
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Reminder, I am running my Wholesome AF Bounty over in the new Wholesome AF Stories thread, where anyone who can write can participate!

The inaugural bounty is 1000 coins to everyone who posts a wholesome story/poem/etc to the thread, with 5000 coins to the best stories! As usual, you can win the 5k bounty multiple times. This round of the bounty will run until August 14.
 
Welp, I'm off to bed.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night! 🌊👋
See you all tomorrow! :p
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But before I leave.

Ehhh, it's usually a few months between them. :p

Yeah, seeing the the second one, made me wanna jump into the first one even more. :p

Well, as long as we're clear about it, you take Alison, and I'll take Sarah. :p

Oh, haven't tried that one, is it good?
And fuck that bitch!...
Unless she doesn't ignore you, then fuck that bitch! :p
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I was expecting a generic RTS, but it's not it actually has some depth to it. I won't go into details, just give it a try. If you're a fan of RTS and tactical games like me, you're probably going to enjoy it
 
Hate moving, been without internet for like 3 days, hot spotting my phone right now :ROFLMAO:
Literally the first thing I do before I move anywhere is get internet setup lol I can't live without it! (Well I can but it's miserable)
 
i think not! but i will do something else to that ass of yours ^^
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Hey pal you got some nice stack of activity points there, I think you should give me some just for the fun of it.
 
Literally the first thing I do before I move anywhere is get internet setup lol I can't live without it! (Well I can but it's miserable)
It really should have been the first thing but it took my two days alone to move. So much random bullcrap. Have a feeling I'll be selling a solid chunk of the stuff
 
Reminder, I am running my Wholesome AF Bounty over in the new Wholesome AF Stories thread, where anyone who can write can participate!

The inaugural bounty is 1000 coins to everyone who posts a wholesome story/poem/etc to the thread, with 5000 coins to the best stories! As usual, you can win the 5k bounty multiple times. This round of the bounty will run until August 14.
im to emotionally unstable to write a "poem" fyi try not to leave Sayori hanging
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also I'm already now 2/3 of the way to 100000 lc now
 

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yeah sure but you couldn't fuck the colors since you have no penis mr barbie

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wait a minute i was right originally like a month ago when i said no balls see!!!

.
more evidence
According to Greek myth, Uranus and Gaia had a son named Cronus. The parents fought and Gaia created a stone sickle, which she gave to Cronus to attack his father. Cronus castrated Uranus and threw his father's testicles into the sea.
In a fragment of an Orphic cosmogony, Zeus intoxicates Cronus with honey, sending him to sleep, and then castrates him.
i even said that they were both castrated by there son! i didnt take a year of mythology for nothing!!
so in all what i need to say i think is........




HAHA NO BALLS
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Well, you may remember some mythology class, but you seem to forget:
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Also, Orpheus was a love-sick drunkard in his later life.
An unreliable narrator at best and an unrepentant Apollo worshiper at worst!
He said Zeus removed my balls, but didn't mention that it was your mom who bit them off!
 
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Can someone please make a porn game about Collective Shout!!!! With lots of stuff they hate! :devilish:
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Music interlude whilst I work on my Wonderwall

Tough call on this - Sam Cooke? Jimmie Buffet? or Cat Stevens? All good - but had to go with Sam

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Can someone please make a porn game about Collective Shout!!!! With lots of stuff they hate! :devilish:
Shhhh Shut Up GIF by Mac-Nutrition
I would punch one out to a parody porn game about Collective Shout as a matter of principle. I'll do it twice if the game is actually good.
 
Can someone please make a porn game about Collective Shout!!!! With lots of stuff they hate! :devilish:
Shhhh Shut Up GIF by Mac-Nutrition
just repost the one that they first saw that
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made them chose to start this but with there name in the title some where that would probably make them more mad
Can someone please make a porn game about Collective Shout!!!! With lots of stuff they hate! :devilish:
Shhhh Shut Up GIF by Mac-Nutrition
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wait a minute that man isn't wearing red we have a spy!! see the king of red shirts sent someone in a blue shirt?!?!
 

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