3 Years of Service
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3 Years of Service
I know, its very sad
only problem is my dog, whos annoying, so rather good
its fun
anywho just came on too say, im alive and now I go poof again
3 Years of Service
It's going great, thank you!Good morning, Vidilo, How's your day going?
And yours?
1 Year of Service
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don't test this at home!
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Could this be the next Mass effect the more I hear about the more interested I get
3 Years of Service
That stuff reminds me of a girlfriend I had just after college - she was prone to yeast infections. Sounds like a bummer, right? Thing is, she liked to use me as her super-applicator: she used the regular one to get things started, then I get a nubby/textured condom and help to "spread it to where it needs to be" - and the nubs/texture apparently eased the itch quite a bit (in addition to their normal benefits
). Yeah - sounds a little weird, but it's one of the things you do for love and it's always nice to get laid, regardless of the reason. 
She also said that "internal massage and orgasm" helped alleviate PMS cramps, so instead of being pissed at me that week, she wanted me around to help release endorphins and get things spasming. Gotta love it when they're into natural remedies. Fuck Midol - just fuck!
3 Years of Service
Good morning everyone! 
MIDGET BALL!
I don't have to feel cold for long.
I've always liked it.
So to hear people shit on it is a surprise to me.
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Damn, if just one of those guys used a full power kick, the midgets would have been flying!
MIDGET BALL!
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Yeah, it was that time, seemed like you enjoyed your stay though!
No matter what you post Stuffy, I'll probably still love it, you have a certain way to make the images interesting? Sure that's the word I'm going for.Confused. Small brain.
Are you saying that if I don't post cum-drenched, hole-stretched, lolis in the most depraved sexual situations, I should fuck off to some online puritanical bible study site?
He made it!
I don't have to feel cold for long.
Night Bonki, see you later!
Wait they do?
I've always liked it.
So to hear people shit on it is a surprise to me.
Take this on your way out Strut!
Mods mods mods mods mods mods mods!
What? just wanted to applause you guys for the work you do.
Except for the last one, he needs to up his game!
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
and ugh... @Slumdum
Summoning is complete!
What? just wanted to applause you guys for the work you do.
Except for the last one, he needs to up his game!
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
and ugh... @Slumdum
Summoning is complete!
3 Years of Service
Good Morning Everyone 
!How's your humping today ?
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Mmmmmmm.....Monroe..... Always wanted to see her taking a dick and getting creampied...
How's your humping today ?
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I have got to track down that brand! I don't care how it tastes. lol That is so awesome.
I hope you've got your stockings hung by your fireplace, because Christmas Stockings are the theme today, but I'd recommend that we focus on the stockings in here. The image threads will likely have Christmas themed images with people wearing stockings.
Need to get to bed. Gotta be at work in less than 5 hours. Ick. But here are my contributions. Enjoy.
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Stockings?
I hope you've got your stockings hung by your fireplace, because Christmas Stockings are the theme today, but I'd recommend that we focus on the stockings in here. The image threads will likely have Christmas themed images with people wearing stockings.
...it's Italian and it's fra-gee-lay.
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I went on a rant about vodka/red bull just a few days ago, I can't agree more.
Now that gives a complete new meaning to "porn food"
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Remember this is not an image thread, you need to have some context for the images, and preferably some words.
Also if you were quoting someone, please remember to use the quote/reply button.
3 Years of Service
Please I'm trying to help you here.
Use the Quote/reply button, yes even if your post is right under the one you're replying to.
And don't just use one word sentences, some mods will delete those for being low effort.
If it's because you don't know, how to use Quote/reply then here a little guide for you.
Let me try and help you out then.
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If you press "Reply", the post you're replying to will be inserted into the message box.
But if you press the "Quote" button, it will be stored, and you will be able to find it here.
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"Insert Quotes", when pressed this will popup.
You can rearrenge if you have multiple, by dragging the "button" with three lines.
When done, just press "Quote Messages" and they will be in the message box, ready for you to reply to!
Now, the next step is the "edit" button...
But Slum, nobody asked for you help...
Nope but had nothing better to do anyways.
College...
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1 Year of Service
I tried an Adetailer once with the recommended settings. It took 46 minutes to work on a 5-minute picture and fucked the hand up even more. Didn’t bother doing more since.
Now I just don’t post the worst images and accept that sometimes, the figures have melty hands with 6+ finger-like protrusions.
(Also, the HighResFix sometimes improves hands.)
That will take a while. 10k coins after a month here, so I expect it will take until late January/early February unless I start grinding again.You might enjoy it when you git p4
2 Years of Service
Some of the people found in this match are @mime @Underlord @Strut @Teaspoon @Guz89
@Xonia the ring announcer, @Inyo @Slumdum @Silwith @HuevosAzules
@Bloodheart @Amman @Evil Surgeon @Squeeky @conzibald @TheDude14
@-Bonk- @SaveMeWhoAMI @Stuffy @algeo
Lewdcorner Christmas Battle Royal for the vacated Lewd Heavy Weight belt.
Rules the match will start with 2 participants.
Then every 60 seconds a new participant will enter,
there are a total of 30 participants. The way to win is to
throw your opponent over the top rope making both feet
touch the floor, the last person standing in the ring
will be crowned the new lewd heavy weight wrestling
champion!
The match will be called by JR and Jerry the King Lawler!
Note: If I made any errors, let me know so I can edit it. I messed up
and had stuffy eliminated twice and had to edit.
Somewhat long.
@Xonia the ring announcer, @Inyo @Slumdum @Silwith @HuevosAzules
@Bloodheart @Amman @Evil Surgeon @Squeeky @conzibald @TheDude14
@-Bonk- @SaveMeWhoAMI @Stuffy @algeo
Lewdcorner Christmas Battle Royal for the vacated Lewd Heavy Weight belt.
Rules the match will start with 2 participants.
Then every 60 seconds a new participant will enter,
there are a total of 30 participants. The way to win is to
throw your opponent over the top rope making both feet
touch the floor, the last person standing in the ring
will be crowned the new lewd heavy weight wrestling
champion!
The match will be called by JR and Jerry the King Lawler!
Note: If I made any errors, let me know so I can edit it. I messed up
and had stuffy eliminated twice and had to edit.
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Somewhat long.
[Note most of this was written late September 2024]
Lewdcorner Christmas Battle Royal for the vacated
Lewd Heavy Weight belt.
Rules the match will start with 2 participants.
Then every 60 seconds a new participant will enter,
there are a total of 30 participants. The way to win is to
throw your opponent over the top rope making both feet
touch the floor, the last person standing in the ring
will be crowned the new lewd heavy weight wrestling
champion!
LCW [Lewd Champion Wrestling] will be called by
called by Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler
Ring announcer: Xonia
[Hahaha money, money, money! million dollar man theme
plays]
Xonia: The participant who drew number 1. Coming down the isle, from the
outback of Australia, the Million Dollar Mime
[I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
Goddamn I love me]
Xonia: And entrant number 2, from the Philippines The Underlord
Crowd: Boo! Boo!
JR: The crowd sure does hate Underlord
King: well what do you expect, he is sleazy after all.
King: Do you know who Underlord's favorite person is?
JR: Who?
King: Himself of course.
JR: It's the million dollar mime VS the Underlord.
King: JR what are they doing?
JR: What the hell ! They are comparing bank statements
for the richest user in the ring. And Underlord says he will give mime
1 million coins to eliminate himself. And Mime walks over to the ropes
and slides underneath the bottom rope, Underlord is celebrating in the ring
now, but that doesn't count, because you have to be thrown over the top rope.
Look at the arrogance of the Underlord he thinks Mime really eliminated himself.
Underlord with his back turned as Mime sneaks back in and a clothesline from
behind. Mime is putting the boots to the underlord.
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[She's totally committed, to major independence
But she's a lady through and through
She gives them quite a battle, all that they can handle
She'll bruise some, she'll hurt some too
But oh, they love to watch her strut
Oh, they do respect her, but
They love to watch her strut]
Xonia: Making his way down isle...the wrestler who drew number 3 STRUT!
JR: The crowd goes wild, one of the Lewdcorner fan favorites strut.
And strut into the ring and on mime, and strut has mime backed into the corner as he rams
the mime's head face first into the turnbuckle as the fans count 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.
Strut now trying to throw mime over the top rope, but Mime with a low blow kick to the balls,
and strut is down. Underlord from behind with a double axe handle and puts the boots to mime.
JR: Underlord now turning his attention to strut and goes for the cover to pin Strut, but there are no pin
falls in a battle royal. And Mime with a headlock on Underlord from behind, and snapmare takeover by Underlord.
And Underlord is going up climbing the top turnbuckle but mime shakes the ropes and Underlord falls
balls first onto the top rope.
King: Haha the old nutcracker move
JR: Drop kick by strut, sending Underlord over the top rope crashing
to the floor.
Xonia: Underlord has been eliminated.
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Xonia: Making his way to the ring and the 4th entrant Teaspoon
JR: Teaspoon laughing at Underlord for being eliminated,
and Underlord punches teaspoon, and teaspoon punches underlord,
and they are fighting each other in the middle of the isle.
Back in the ring the Mime is trying to apply the million dollar dream
on strut.
King: Looks like it's bedtime for strut.
JR: Teaspoon has never entered the ring yet, as he fights his way to the back with underlord.
Teaspoon has some TV cable wrapped around underlords neck choking him. And Underlord rakes the
eyes of teaspoon.
King: They fight like an old married couple.
JR: That's exactly what Happy Time called them,
an old married couple.
JR: And an elbow drop by mime to Strut.
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[I think I'm going to Katmandu
That's really, really where I'm going to
If I ever get out of here
That's what I'm gonna do
K-K-K-K-K-K-Katmandu]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, he is one half of the Lewd tag team
champions of The Mod-Connection, and he drew number 5, Shawn "Purple" Chapp
King: You know he owns a cat farm down in Canada.
JR: Seriously? Who told you that?
King: The banana princess.
JR: Shawn into the ring with an armdrag on mime. Shawn throws mime into the ropes and a back body
drop, and mime is feeling that one.
JR: And teaspoon and underlord are still battling in the back, good Gawd almighty....Teaspoon just speared
underlord through President Kavinsky's office door, as gawd as my witness underlord is broken in half!
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[Old wwf brood gangrel theme plays]
Xonia: Making her way to the ring, entrant number 6 The Vampire Inyo!
JR: Inyo drinking that blood like looking elixer in her challace as she makes her way to the ring.
King: Puppies!
JR: And Inyo dives into the ring and Lou Thesz press on mime. throwing those fisticuffs raining down punches
on the mime, and the mime rolls out of the ring to take a breather. And Inyo has locked eyes with strut,
the fans have wanted to see these two highfliers battle it out for a while. And armdrag on strut by Inyo and
sends strut into the ropes and drop kick, and another drop kick by the vampire inyo, and inyo climbing
the top ropes and hits a flying body splash on strut. The fans are going wild watching these two in fast
paced action! Inyo has strut by the hair and picks him up, and strut reverses and throws inyo into the corner
turnbuckle, strut runs in and flying monkey flip on inyo sending inyo across the ring.
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[Well, I don't know where they come from but they
sure do come.
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free.
They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 7 severedrealms
King: haha look at Shawn Chapp dancing to the music
in the ring.
JR: Severed realms in, and he goes on the attack nailing the dancing chapp from behind.
It looks like it really is each person for them self, as severed goes on the attack on staff member
Shawn Chapp. And Mime and severed throw chapp into the ropes for
a double clothesline but chapp ducks under and follows up
with a double clothesline of his own knocking down mime and
severed. And Strut waiting...and a drop kick sending severed realms
over the top rope and out of the match, Strut is so quick with those
lightning fast drop kicks.
Xonia: Severed realms has been eliminated.
JR: And teaspoon and underlord continue to battle it out, they are in
the women's restroom now.
Stephanie: AHHHHH !
JR: Stephanie screams and runs out of the restroom
JR: Good gawd...Teaspoon dunks Underlord's head in the toilet,
It's an old school swirly!
King: I hope Stephanie remembered to flush.
JR: Underlord with that toilet lid, and he bashes teaspoon
in the cranium with it. And teaspoon has yet to make it into
the ring.
JR: And there is Happy Time in the back stage locker room with Mime's flock
lcflex, Spring, and Squeeky, that Manson like cult of the mime.
Happy time with microphone: Mime's flock what do you have to
say about tonights battle royal?
ICFLEX: hahaha what we have to say is that Mime will win and be the world's
champion.
Spring: That's right because we are the followers of the mime.
And the mime pays us very generously, tell em Squeeky!
SQUEEKY: Well 30 superstars enter and only one remains,
and money talks and bullshit walks, and our money is
on the mime!
Happy Time: JR and King back to you.
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[wwe Alberto Del Rio theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring from Denmark the person who drew number 8.....Slumdum!
JR: Slum makes his way to the ring, one of the most talented up and
comers in lewd wrestling.
JR: And slum now throwing those ric flair knife edge chops to mime, as the slap sound echos
across the arena. And a body slam on the mime followed by a running legdrop. And Inyo has shawn chapp
biting his forehead, good gawd it's a river of blood and the ring is being soaked in it, Inyo with those crazed
vampire like qualities.
King: Look out strut!
JR: And Inyo back on strut and biting at the forehead of strut now.
King: What's shawn doing?
JR: Oh no, by gawd he's unleashing his secret weapon
....the cat call!
Shawn Chapp: meow meow meow, meow meow meow.
[10 cats come running to the ring]
King: It looks like at least a dozen house cats!
JR: All hell is breaking loose and Catmania is running wild!
Those cats are in the ring attacking the opponents of Shawn Chapp.
JR: Inyo has cats in her hair, they are clawing at her hair, Slum is fighting off
two of those cats.
King: Where is bonk when you need him?
King: What's Inyo doing?
JR: She's summoning vampire bats to fight
the chapp cats, all hell is breaking loose it's cats vs bats
here at Lewd championship wrestling!
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[You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket, but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand, there's no turning back
The bugle sounds, the charge begins
But on this battlefield, no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses' breath
As I plunge on into certain death]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, the person who drew number 9 the
LCW Television Champion HuevosAzules
JR: HuevosAzules into the ring, hurricanrana on the mime!
And Huevos with a death valley driver on Strut.
JR: Teaspoon and Underlord are still battling it out backstage!
They are in the catering area now, and Teaspoon with a standing suplex on
Underlord right through the catering table.
[Teaspoon: Time to drink your milk Under Bitch]
JR: Teaspoon pouring a 2 gallon milk jug on Underlord.
And Underlord hits Teaspoon in the head with a pizza pan.
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[old wwe Goldust theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 10... Silwith
JR: It's the master of the mind games Silwith.
Wearing that sparkling golden robe.
And Silwith dives into the ring and is rubbing himself against strut,
strut doesn't know what to think and seems confused.
And Silwith rakes the eyes of strut, and now multiple
forearm shots, Silwith uses those mind games to his advantage.
And he has strut draped in the corner, and sets him up for the running bronco buster.
King: Ride em cowboy
JR: Silwith now skipping around the ring blowing kisses to Shawn Chapp.
And Chapp seems confused, and a low blow by Silwith on Chapp.
And Silwith connects with a swinging neck breaker on Chapp.
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[Music Plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring the wrestler who drew number 11....
Bloodheart
JR: And bloodheart into the ring, and Inyo just sprayed that green
Asian mist right in the eyes of bloodheart. Inyo now has bloodheart
backed into the corner throwing those devastating karate kicks,
and a karate thrust to the throat. Inyo with a dragon sleeper on
bloodheart the pirate. Good gawd Inyo is like a wild vampiric animal!
And she sets her sights on Slumdum now. Inyo Irish whips slum
into the opposite corner, and runs at Slum full steam,
but nobodies home as Slum moves out of the way.
And a gut wrench suplex by Slum on Inyo.
JR: Backstage, and now Underlord has that big glass painting
of Kavinsky, and he hits Teaspoon over the head and glass
shatters everywhere. And Teaspoon's head is bleeding.
[Teaspoon: Time to take out the trash]
JR: And Teaspoon hits Underlord in the head with a garbage can.
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Xonia: Now making his way to the ring and the number 12th entrant Amman.
JR: Amman into the ring now. Amman from behind with a flying
knee on Slum. Amman ties slum up in the ropes and lays kicks
into the midsection. And Amman runs into the ropes across from
Slum and is going to dive into Slum, but Slum gets free and a back body
drop on Amman, and out of the ring he goes.
Xonia: Amman has been eliminated.
JR: Bloodheart still stumbling around blinded from that
green mist. And Slum with a savate kick to the back of
his head and he falls out of the ring.
Xonia: Bloodheart has been eliminated.
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[wwe Robert Roode's GLORIOUS theme plays ]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 13 SaveMeWhoAmI
JR: And SaveMe over the top rope and flying clothesline on Silwith.
Flying headscissors on strut, Flying headscissors on Slum,
and Inyo with that karate chop right to the throat of SaveMe.
Inyo Irish whip SaveMe into the corner turnbuckle,
Inyo runs in and gets a boot to the face from SaveMe,
SaveMe double axehandle from the second rope.
Silwith from behind raking the eyes of SaveMe.
And HuevosAzules with a shoulder breaker on Slum.
SaveMe with a sharpshooter on Silwith, but Mime
from behind attacking SaveMe who breaks the hold.
Silwith and Mime now putting the boots to SaveMe
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[Music plays: I hear voices in my head
They counsel me
They understand
They talk to me]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant 14 Evil Surgeon.
JR: And there comes Underlord and Teaspoon battling back
towards the ring. They are back around ringside, and Teaspoon
hits Underlord in the head with the ring bell, and RKO by Evil Surgeon
on Underlord. Teaspoon high fives Evil surgeon and starts to climb up on
the ring apron and RKO on Teaspoon, Evil Surgeon planting Teaspoon
on the concrete. Will Teaspoon ever enter the ring? He was so damn
close, but that Evil sonofabitch Surgeon strikes again!
JR: Look at evil surgeon, he's like a damn viper stalking his prey
in the ring. Inyo on the top rope diving off towards Slum and
RKO by Evil Surgeon mid-air on Inyo, as gawd as my witness
Inyo is broken in half! The vampire queen has been slayed
by the Surgeon! And Evil Surgeon throws Inyo over the top
rope.
Xonia: Inyo has been eliminated.
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[John Carpenter Halloween theme plays]
Xonia: Now coming down the Isle entrant number 15 Squeeky.
JR: It's one of Mime's Flock, Squeeky, they do whatever the
million dollar Mime tells them to do, it's the Mime cult!
King: I think Squeeks a few cans short of a six pack.
JR: And squeeky comes in and attacks chapp, Mime and
squeeky double team chapp and beat the hell out of him.
Squeeky with a DDT on chapp face first into the matt.
Guz89 must be chomping at the bit backstage to get in
and help his partner for that sadistic Mime! And
Evil surgeon now taking some cheap shots on chapp
now.
King: Wait a minute Teaspoon is up!
JR: The Teaspoon is up and he's in the ring shaking
the ropes, he's had all he can stand. Bionic Elbow to the
head of Mime, Bionic Elbow to the head of Squeeky, another
Bionic elbow to the head of the Surgeon! Teaspoonmania
is running wild! Double clothesline on strut and Slum
by the teaspoon, teaspoon trying to throw Mime
out of the ring, but that damn squeeky from behind
with the low blow, squeeky just saved Mime's million
dollar ass.
King: Well as they say money talks
JR: Let's go to Happy Time for another interview
Happy Time: I'm here backstage with the Guz89.
Guz89: And tonight in that very ring, the millions and
millions of the Guz fans will be chanting his name.
[Fans: guz, guz, guz, guz, guz]
Guz89: And Underlord you are lucky you got eliminated early,
because you don't want to go one on one with the great one!
I saw Teaspoon suplex you through the catering table,
but if the Guz had been there, I would have said well hello
there Underlord and would you like some grey poupon mustard?
[Imitates Underlord with a high pitch voice: Well of course I
want some grey poupon mustard]
Then I would have greased that grey poupon mustard jar
up real good, turned that sumbitch sideways and stuck it straight up
your candy ass. IF you smell what the Guz is cookin!
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[piano theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, entrant 16 Luciddream !
JR: Luciddream coming in and goes straight for Strut,
and bulldog head lock by Lucid on Strut. Wait a minute
slum to the top rope and a flying five star frog splash on Strut.
And Lucid with a high five to slum, and savate kick to the
back of the head by slum to Lucid, knocking Lucid over the top
rope. You can't trust anyone, as it's every man and woman for
them self!
Xonia: Luciddream has been eliminated.
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[If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, down on the ground, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Cocaine]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 17 Monokuma
JR: It's the cocaine bear Monokuma, and he's riding down the isle
on a four wheeler, it's the damndest thing I've ever
seen, a bear driving a four wheeler!
JR: Monkuma hits the ring and shoulder tackle on mime,
he's got Squeeky up in his arms and running power slam
by the big bear. Teaspoon whips Surgeon into Monokuma
and the big bear catches Surgeon and belly to back suplex by
the cocaine bear.
JR: And slum with more of those knife edge chops,
chopping away at teaspoon, Russian leg sweep by slum
on the teaspoon.
King: Run Mime!
JR: Monokuma has got the mime in the dreaded Bear Hug,
he's squeezing the life out of the million dollar mime!
[John Carpenter Halloween theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring the participant who drew number 18 LCFLEX
JR: Another one of mime's cult members!
And LCFLEX with a low blow on the bear, and the bear
drops down to both knees. The damn mime's flock
just saved the mime's million dollar ass!
King: He hit the bear right in the family jewels.
JR: And Evil surgeon with that damn punt kick right to the head
of Monokuma. It took multiple people to take out the
bear. LCFLEX has that damn mandible claw shoved down
the bears throat! And LCFLEX is screaming like a mad man
LCFLEX: REEK, REEK, REEK!
JR: The bear seems to be passed out, and
now Mime, LCFLEX, Squeeky, and evil surgeon get ready
to throw the bear over the top rope. But Shawn Chapp
spine buster on LCFLEX by chapp, and now Mime,
Squeeky and Surgeon are triple teaming Chapp.
[Do you know what the Guz is cookin?
WWE Rock theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 19 The Guz.
JR: Business is about to pickup! It's the Guz the partner of
Shawn Chapp. And Guz89 is running to the ring!
And DDT on Mime, Guz89 has LCFLEX now, Samoan drop!
Guz89 is cleaning house! Surgeon goes for the RKO
but it's blocked by Guz89 and Chapp has evil surgeon
by the left leg, and clothesline from Guz89 sending
Evil Surgeon out!
Xonia: Evil Surgeon has been eliminated!
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[Chef hip hop song plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 20 Conzibald.
King: It's the chef JR!
JR: They don't call him the dirtiest player in the game for
nothing.
King: And it's fixing to go from PG to X rated.
JR: And the chef throws his clothes off, he's naked as a jail bird
in that very ring.
King: OMG his penis has a mustache on it JR!
JR: How the Hell does a penis have an orange mustache
on it? I've never seen such a thing!
JR: Conzibald has got the mime! He's got mime! And Penis
plex by Conzi on Mime. And a Stretch Nut Suplex on Squeeky!
King: He's trying to fill Mime's holes!
JR: And mime out of the ring taking a breather, the last
thing Mime wants is to face Conzi one on one.
JR: Let's go backstage for another interview with Happy Time.
Happy Time: I am standing here with the boss, the president of
LCW Kavinsky.
Kavinsky: You see I'm not only the owner, I am the
man that rules the world, I am the unstoppable machine. And tonight
30 participants enter the battle royal and only one will survive. And
president Kavinsky is a survivor, and when it's all said and done,
I will be the winner and world heavy weight champion. Because
I am Kavinsky, and I am the master and the ruler of the world.
Happy Time: Back to you JR and King.
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[Music plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring.....entrant number 20 Algeo!
King: Trash panada.
JR: And the trash panda making his way to the ring. And Tearson, Tearson from
behind out of nowhere with a steel chair! It's that damn Mr. Tearson, Kavinsky's right
hand man! And look he's calling for someone.
[crowd boos]
JR: It's the Underlord, that no good sleazy Underlord is back.
JR: And Teaspoon is running, he's running out of the ring towards
Underlord, bygawd get you some now Underlord!
JR: And Teaspoon goes for the spear and misses Underlord, but he
nails Tearson, Teaspoon just speared the hell out of Tearson!
And Underlord is running for cover. Teaspoon is checking on
Algeo but he's out cold. Back in the ring, double drop kick
by Guz and Shawn on the mime and the mime goes over the top
rope, but the mime hangs on and manages to slide back in
under the bottom rope. The Mime's feet never touched the
floor so the mime is not eliminated.
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[ring ring banana phone]
Xonia: Making her way to the ring entrant 22 StephanieD
JR: and Stephanie makes her way to the ring.
King: Puppies
JR: The Banana princess has drawn number 22.
King: Banana puppies
King: What's she doing?
JR: She's putting banana peels all in the ring.
Mime slips and falls, LCFLEX slips and falls, Squeeky
slips and falls, Conzibald slips and falls out of the ring,
but he hangs on for dear life with that mustache,
the mustache is pulling conzi back into the ring.
But drop kick from Stephanie and she eliminates
Conzibald.
Xonia: Conzibald has been eliminated.
No chance that's what you got (Ha ha yeah)
Up against a machine too strong
Greedy politicians buying souls from us are puppets
We'll find their place in line
Go tie a string around your finger now boy, 'cause it's
It's just a matter of time 'cause you've got
No chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell, yeah
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, number 23 Kavinsky!
JR: And business is damn sure about to pick up, it's the genetic Jack hammer
Kavinsky!
JR: And Kavinsky looks at Stephanie, clothesline from hell knocking her out of the ring.
Xonia: StephanieD has been eliminated.
JR: Strut goes for a flying monkey flip, and Kavinsky with a power bomb straight out of Hell on Strut.
And he picks up Strut and throws him out of the ring.
Xonia: Strut has been eliminated.
JR: Kavinsky is like an unstoppable machine! And Algeo just now getting in the ring, and
Kavinsky grabs him by the throat and choke slam, and throws him over the top rope.
Xonia: Algeo has been eliminated.
JR: Good gawd, can anyone stand up to the monster Kavinsky, he's like a machine in their!
JR: Monokuma punches Kavinsky, and Kavinsky with a german supplex on the bear.
JR: And SaveMeWho climbs up to the top and jumps off with a flying body press on Kavinsky,
and Kavinsky caught him, he caught SaveMeWho, and throws him like a lawn dart over the top
rope to the floor
Xonia: SaveMeWhoAmI has been eliminated.
JR: Can anyone stop the 6 foot 8 muscled up monster Kavinsky!
King: JR look.
JR: It's Monokuma he's pulled out the cocaine, the bear is laced up
and powdered his nose. Cocaine to Monokuma is like Spinache
to popeye the sailor. And Monokuma is hulking up, and he points
the finger at Kavinsky and yells YOU!
JR: And Monokuma throwing left and right punches and sends Kavinsky into the ropes.
And big bear boot from Kuma, and a bear leg drop.
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[Music plays:
Here comes the money (here we go, money talk)
Here comes the money
Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, number 24 Mr. Tearson.
JR: Tearson is the crony of Kavinsky he will do whatever
the boss says to do! And Tearson with the low blow on
Monokuma, and Kavinsky back up and they throw
the bear through the middle rope, and they
carry monokuma to the Spanish announer table,
and double powerbomb by Kavinsky and Tearson
through the Spanish announcer table. As Gawd as my
witness that bear is broken in half!
And they then carry the bear back into the ring, and now Tearson
is holding the bear as Kavinsky winds up for a clothesline,
and Kavinsky runs, but chapp pushes the bear aside and Kavinsky
clothesline from hell on Tearson!
Xonia: Mr. Tearson has been eliminated.
JR: And Kavinsky grabs Shawn and millitary presses him and
throws him out of the ring.
Xonia: Shawn Chapp has been eliminated.
JR: Look at the Mime, the Mime is laughing. That evil smirk on the face of the million dollar
Mime.
[Music plays
The Manhattan Transfer - Boy From New York City
Ooh-wah, ooh-wah, cool-cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from New York City
Ooh-wah, ooh-wah, come on kitty (oh, yeah)
Tell us about the boy from New York City]
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Xonia: Making his way to the ring and the participant who drew number 25, is Lix.
JR: Lix coming out dancing to the ring, shaking the fans hands walking to
the ring.
King: Haha Shawn is dancing outside the ring to Lix music.
JR: Chapp definitely likes songs that mention cats.
JR: But can he handle the raw power of Kavinsky?
Lix looking at the ring, he may be thinking twice before
entering to face the unstoppable Kavinsky. And Guz89
from behind on Kavinsky, Guz trying to take revenge for his
partner Chapp, and Kavinsky sidewalk slam on Guz.
JR: Lix is in and chopping away at the chest of Kavinsky
he just stands there, and a headbutt from Kavinsky sends
Lix down to the matt. And he grabs Lix and jackhammer,
lix is out cold and he grabs Lix and sends him sailing
over the top rope.
Xonia: Lix has been eliminated.
JR: Look at Kavinsky just standing in the corner laughing,
waiting on whoever is coming through the curtain next.
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Xonia: Making his way to the ring, number 26 TheDude14.
JR: And look at Slum from behind with a ball crushing
atomic drop on the mime, but LCFLEX and Squeeky attack
Slum, and Slum sent into the turnbuckle and LCFLEX throws
squeeky in for a splash into Slum, but Slum moves and
squeeky splashes the metal turnbuckle, and codebreaker
by Slumdum on Squeeky and over the top rope goes Squeeky
Xonia: Squeeky has been eliminated.
JR: And the mime is pissed.
JR: And Kavinsky holds the ropes open,
as the dude14 finally enters, and Kavinsky double
axe handle to the dudes back. Kavinsky with
that powerful grip has the dude, and sends him flying
in an overhead supplex. And he continues to hammer
on thedude14 and military press slam by Kavinsky on the dude,
and Kavinsky sends the dude over the top rope.
Xonia: Thedude14 has been eliminated.
JR: Spear, Teaspoon speared Kavinsky right out of his damn
boots, the crowd goes wild, Kavinsky is a human after all! And now
teaspoon, Guz89, Slum, Mime, LCFLEX all try to throw Kavinsky over the top rope,
Kavinsky is hanging on for dear life, and he powers out out.
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[music plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring.....number 27 BakaChan !
JR: BakaChan coming down to the ring now, it's Baka time!
King: But Baka doesn't stand a chance against Kavinsky.
JR: You may be right king.
JR: And Guz89 with a chop block to Kavinsky legs.
And he is kicking away trying to wear down the monster.
And an elbow drop on the legs by slum, the slumster is helping
work the monster's legs.
JR: And Bakachan with the figure four, Baka has a figure
four on Kavinsky and Kavinsky is tapping out, but there is
no tap out in a battle royal. And Baka breaks the hold,
and tells everybody to help throw Kavinsky out of the ring.
And Kavinsky grabs bakachan and a backbreaker. Kavinsky is
standing on wobbly legs at this point . But he's got slum
by the throat.
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[music plays]
Xonia confused: Making his way to the ring number 29 is Bonk.
JR: All hell is fixing to break loose now, Kavinsky has
Bonk's house spouse. Bonk is running to the ring.
King: And he's number 29 when we're supposed to be waiting
for number 28.
JR: I don't think Bonk gives a damn about numbers. And Bonk jumps over the top rope and runs in
throwing punches at Kavinsky, and nails Kavinsky with a drop kick, and a facebuster by Bonk
on Kavinsky. And Bonk picks Kavinsky up and a swinging neckbreaker on Kavinsky from
Guz89. But look King, Kavinsky's sunglasses are broken.
King: Oh shit.
JR: bygawd look at Kavinskys eyes they are blood red, he climbs to his feet like
a man possessed. And Kavinsky choke slam on Guz89. And Kavinsky picks Guz
up and throws him over the top rope.
Xonia: Guz89 has been eliminated.
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[John Carpenter Halloween theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring number 28 Spring.
JR: It's the last of the Mime cult, and Mime is jumping for
joy seeing Spring coming to the ring.
King: And because Bonk came in early that means
28 and 29 are out of place so 30 is next after 28.
JR: Yeah everything is crazy here King, and tempers are flaring
for the gold!
JR: And Mime, LCFLEX, and Spring attack Bakachan.
They have BakaChan tied up in the turnbuckle and
the tree of woe by Spring. Bakachan is hurt, but Bonk
to the rescue throwing punches trying to fight off the Mime
cult with all that he has. And Slumdum with a savate kick
to the back of the head of Mime!
Xonia: Mime has been eliminated
JR: And The mime is gone! The million dollar mime is out! Spring and LCFLEX can't
believe their own eyes, the million dollar Mime is gone king!
King: Looks like the Mime is going back stage
with no title tonight.
JR: Silwith with the mind games blowing kisses to Bonk,
but look at Slum, that fired Slum up because nobody
blows kisses to bonk except Slum. And Slum with a drop
kick on Silwith, and Slum with a knife edge chop to Silwith,
and Silwith with a low blow and he throws Slum to the outside
through the middle rope to the floor, and Silthwith over the top rope
with a flying body press right on top of Slumdum to the outside.
Xonia: Silwith has been eliminated!
King: Holy sheep balls JR, Xonia is right, Silwith eliminated himself
with that flying body press.
JR: And Silwith is gone, not the smartest move to do in an over the
top rope battle royal.
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Xonia: And the participant who drew number 30 Stuffy!
JR: And the final entrant is Stuffy, but he has to contend with the cocaine bear,
Kavinsky, Slum, Bonk and others in that very ring.
JR: And the 6 foot 8 Russian monster Kavinsky is wanting a test of strength
with the Cocaine bear! And the fans are behind Monokuma, as they lock
hands in a test of strength, the crowd goes wild! And Kavinsky with an
advantage as he has Monokuma down on his knees over powering him,
but Monokuma is shaking his head as blood flows through those bear
veins as adrenaline starts to kick in, and he is powering his way back to his feet,
and Kavinsky is in trouble! But from behind it's LCFLEX and he nails
the bear with a double axe handle and a fist drop on the bear's face!
King: Look at Stuffy!
JR: And stuffy is saving Monokuma from the assault! As lights up
LCFLEX with those rapid fire punches and he sends LCFLEX into the ropes
and hits him with a flying knee. But Kavinsky from behind and chokeslam
to Hell on Stuffy! And Bonk tries to prevent Kavinsky from throwing Stuffy
out, as Bonk throws those punches, but Kavinsky yells YAAAAA ! And a
giant chop to the head of Bonk, and Bonk goes down from the impact.
JR: And Teaspoon with a chop block to the leg of the monster Kavinsky, and
Kavinsky goes down to one knee. Teaspoon laughing and says take that
Kevin! But Kavinsky is up and he yells MY NAME IS NOT KEVIN! And
a clothesline from Hell, and Kavinsky has Teaspoon in the corner
and he is chocking him with that size 15 boot in the corner. And he
hoists Teaspoon above his head and throws him out of the ring.
Xonia: Teaspoon has been eliminated.
JR: The participants still left in the battle royal are Slumdum, HuevosAzules,
Monokuma, LCFLEX, Kavinsky, Bakachan, Bonk, and Stuffy.
JR: One of these 8 participants will be the next LCW world heavy weight champion.
King: My money is on Kavinsky.
JR: You may be right King, as Kavinsky has dominated the battle royal.
JR: And Slumdum, Monokuma, Bakachan, Bonk, HuevosAzules, Stuffy are huddling
up for a game plan, as they stand across the ring from Kavinsky and LCFLEX.
And there they go, as they all run across the ring together to attack the
Russian goliath Kavinsky! And Bodies are flying everywhere, and the
6 participants have Kavinsky over by the ropes, they are about to push him
over the top. And HuevosAzules dumps Bakachan over the top ropes!
Xonia: Bakachan has been eliminated!
King: HuevosAzules the turncoat on his own group haha.
JR: Well you can't trust anyone, because it's every man for himself.
King: And now there are seven left.
JR: And Monokuma and Kavinsky are trading blows, and Monokuma with
an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, and now full steam ahead with a bear splash,
but HuevosAzules pushes Kavinsky out of the way, and the bear hits the turnbuckle
hard, and Kavinsky picks up Monomuma and bodyslams him over the top rope.
Xonia: Monokuma has been eliminated.
JR: Now six are left, the Russian monster Kavinsky, Bonk, Slumdum, Stuffy, LCFLEX,
and HuevosAzules.
JR: And Kavinsky sets his sights on stuffy, but stuffy crawls under his legs,
and stuffy chops away with knife edge chops on Kavinsky who simply shakes his
head, he grabs stuffy with two hands and sends him flying across the ring
to the ring matt. And a big elbow on stuffy by the monster Kavinsky!
As he then sends stuffy over the top rope with one hand!
Xonia: Stuffy has been eliminated.
JR: And now it's 2 vs 3 and Kavinsky looks poised to win this match and the
world title belt.
JR: And Bonk and Slum fight for their lives against the three. And Kavinsky
with a clothesline from hell on Bonk. And LCFLEX and HuevosAzules hold Slum
by the arms and make him watch, as Kavinsky drops multiple elbows on
Bonk who is in pain. Kavinsky then lifts bonk over his head with a military
press and sends him over the top rope.
Xonia: Bonk has been eliminated.
JR: And now it's 1 VS 3. And Kavinsky nods and tells LCFLEX and HuevosAzules
to eliminate Slum, and they take Slum over to the top rope. But Slumdum
with a Savate kick knocks HuevosAzules over the top rope!
Xonia: HuevosAzules has been eliminated.
JR: And LCFLEX with a belly to back suplex on Slumdum, as LCFLEX
puts the boots to Slum. And he throws Slum into the arms of the awaiting
Kavinsky who catches him and hoists him up for a German Suplex as
Slum comes crashing down to the ground!
JR: Bonk to his feet on the outside as he begins chanting Slum! Slum! Slum! Slum!
with the crowd. And Slum is up on his feet and a body slam on LCFLEX. As Slum
shakes the ropes, and he turns around and a BIG BOOT BY Kavinsky
knocks Slum down, and Kavinsky is now celebrating as though he has
alread won, he is motioning for Xonia to bring him the championship
belt, but Xonia shakes her head no. And LCFLEX has Slumdum in his
arms by the rope as Kavinsky charges up with a running clothesline
and Slum escapes and Kavinsky hits LCFLEX knocking him over the top rope!
Xonia: LCFLEX is eliminated!
JR: And Kavinsky turns around but Slumdum with a drop kick and Kavinsky goes over the top rope
with both feet touching the floor.
Xonia: Kavinsky has been eliminated, the winner of the match and new LCW world champion,
Slumdum!
JR: Slum has done it, he persevered to the end through 29 other LCW superstars
and he has won the biggest prize in wrestling, the world heavy weight title!
JR: And the crowd quiets down as Kavinsky now has the championship belt in his hand,
as he stands in the ring.
King: Is he going to attack Slum with it?
JR: And Kavinsky hands the belt to Slum and raises his hand, the exists the ring.
And Slumdum waves the Denmark flag, proud of his country, as he celebrates
big in this sold out Arena. and there come other Lewdsuper stars to the ring,
Teaspoon, Shawn chapp, Guz89, BakaChan, Stuffy and others, as Bonk hoists Slum
up on his shoulders as the crowd chants Slum! Slum! Slum! Slum!
The Winner !
Lewdcorner Christmas Battle Royal for the vacated
Lewd Heavy Weight belt.
Rules the match will start with 2 participants.
Then every 60 seconds a new participant will enter,
there are a total of 30 participants. The way to win is to
throw your opponent over the top rope making both feet
touch the floor, the last person standing in the ring
will be crowned the new lewd heavy weight wrestling
champion!
LCW [Lewd Champion Wrestling] will be called by
called by Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler
Ring announcer: Xonia
[Hahaha money, money, money! million dollar man theme
plays]
Xonia: The participant who drew number 1. Coming down the isle, from the
outback of Australia, the Million Dollar Mime
[I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
Goddamn I love me]
Xonia: And entrant number 2, from the Philippines The Underlord
Crowd: Boo! Boo!
JR: The crowd sure does hate Underlord
King: well what do you expect, he is sleazy after all.
King: Do you know who Underlord's favorite person is?
JR: Who?
King: Himself of course.
JR: It's the million dollar mime VS the Underlord.
King: JR what are they doing?
JR: What the hell ! They are comparing bank statements
for the richest user in the ring. And Underlord says he will give mime
1 million coins to eliminate himself. And Mime walks over to the ropes
and slides underneath the bottom rope, Underlord is celebrating in the ring
now, but that doesn't count, because you have to be thrown over the top rope.
Look at the arrogance of the Underlord he thinks Mime really eliminated himself.
Underlord with his back turned as Mime sneaks back in and a clothesline from
behind. Mime is putting the boots to the underlord.
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[She's totally committed, to major independence
But she's a lady through and through
She gives them quite a battle, all that they can handle
She'll bruise some, she'll hurt some too
But oh, they love to watch her strut
Oh, they do respect her, but
They love to watch her strut]
Xonia: Making his way down isle...the wrestler who drew number 3 STRUT!
JR: The crowd goes wild, one of the Lewdcorner fan favorites strut.
And strut into the ring and on mime, and strut has mime backed into the corner as he rams
the mime's head face first into the turnbuckle as the fans count 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.
Strut now trying to throw mime over the top rope, but Mime with a low blow kick to the balls,
and strut is down. Underlord from behind with a double axe handle and puts the boots to mime.
JR: Underlord now turning his attention to strut and goes for the cover to pin Strut, but there are no pin
falls in a battle royal. And Mime with a headlock on Underlord from behind, and snapmare takeover by Underlord.
And Underlord is going up climbing the top turnbuckle but mime shakes the ropes and Underlord falls
balls first onto the top rope.
King: Haha the old nutcracker move
JR: Drop kick by strut, sending Underlord over the top rope crashing
to the floor.
Xonia: Underlord has been eliminated.
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Xonia: Making his way to the ring and the 4th entrant Teaspoon
JR: Teaspoon laughing at Underlord for being eliminated,
and Underlord punches teaspoon, and teaspoon punches underlord,
and they are fighting each other in the middle of the isle.
Back in the ring the Mime is trying to apply the million dollar dream
on strut.
King: Looks like it's bedtime for strut.
JR: Teaspoon has never entered the ring yet, as he fights his way to the back with underlord.
Teaspoon has some TV cable wrapped around underlords neck choking him. And Underlord rakes the
eyes of teaspoon.
King: They fight like an old married couple.
JR: That's exactly what Happy Time called them,
an old married couple.
JR: And an elbow drop by mime to Strut.
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[I think I'm going to Katmandu
That's really, really where I'm going to
If I ever get out of here
That's what I'm gonna do
K-K-K-K-K-K-Katmandu]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, he is one half of the Lewd tag team
champions of The Mod-Connection, and he drew number 5, Shawn "Purple" Chapp
King: You know he owns a cat farm down in Canada.
JR: Seriously? Who told you that?
King: The banana princess.
JR: Shawn into the ring with an armdrag on mime. Shawn throws mime into the ropes and a back body
drop, and mime is feeling that one.
JR: And teaspoon and underlord are still battling in the back, good Gawd almighty....Teaspoon just speared
underlord through President Kavinsky's office door, as gawd as my witness underlord is broken in half!
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[Old wwf brood gangrel theme plays]
Xonia: Making her way to the ring, entrant number 6 The Vampire Inyo!
JR: Inyo drinking that blood like looking elixer in her challace as she makes her way to the ring.
King: Puppies!
JR: And Inyo dives into the ring and Lou Thesz press on mime. throwing those fisticuffs raining down punches
on the mime, and the mime rolls out of the ring to take a breather. And Inyo has locked eyes with strut,
the fans have wanted to see these two highfliers battle it out for a while. And armdrag on strut by Inyo and
sends strut into the ropes and drop kick, and another drop kick by the vampire inyo, and inyo climbing
the top ropes and hits a flying body splash on strut. The fans are going wild watching these two in fast
paced action! Inyo has strut by the hair and picks him up, and strut reverses and throws inyo into the corner
turnbuckle, strut runs in and flying monkey flip on inyo sending inyo across the ring.
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[Well, I don't know where they come from but they
sure do come.
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free.
They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 7 severedrealms
King: haha look at Shawn Chapp dancing to the music
in the ring.
JR: Severed realms in, and he goes on the attack nailing the dancing chapp from behind.
It looks like it really is each person for them self, as severed goes on the attack on staff member
Shawn Chapp. And Mime and severed throw chapp into the ropes for
a double clothesline but chapp ducks under and follows up
with a double clothesline of his own knocking down mime and
severed. And Strut waiting...and a drop kick sending severed realms
over the top rope and out of the match, Strut is so quick with those
lightning fast drop kicks.
Xonia: Severed realms has been eliminated.
JR: And teaspoon and underlord continue to battle it out, they are in
the women's restroom now.
Stephanie: AHHHHH !
JR: Stephanie screams and runs out of the restroom
JR: Good gawd...Teaspoon dunks Underlord's head in the toilet,
It's an old school swirly!
King: I hope Stephanie remembered to flush.
JR: Underlord with that toilet lid, and he bashes teaspoon
in the cranium with it. And teaspoon has yet to make it into
the ring.
JR: And there is Happy Time in the back stage locker room with Mime's flock
lcflex, Spring, and Squeeky, that Manson like cult of the mime.
Happy time with microphone: Mime's flock what do you have to
say about tonights battle royal?
ICFLEX: hahaha what we have to say is that Mime will win and be the world's
champion.
Spring: That's right because we are the followers of the mime.
And the mime pays us very generously, tell em Squeeky!
SQUEEKY: Well 30 superstars enter and only one remains,
and money talks and bullshit walks, and our money is
on the mime!
Happy Time: JR and King back to you.
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[wwe Alberto Del Rio theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring from Denmark the person who drew number 8.....Slumdum!
JR: Slum makes his way to the ring, one of the most talented up and
comers in lewd wrestling.
JR: And slum now throwing those ric flair knife edge chops to mime, as the slap sound echos
across the arena. And a body slam on the mime followed by a running legdrop. And Inyo has shawn chapp
biting his forehead, good gawd it's a river of blood and the ring is being soaked in it, Inyo with those crazed
vampire like qualities.
King: Look out strut!
JR: And Inyo back on strut and biting at the forehead of strut now.
King: What's shawn doing?
JR: Oh no, by gawd he's unleashing his secret weapon
....the cat call!
Shawn Chapp: meow meow meow, meow meow meow.
[10 cats come running to the ring]
King: It looks like at least a dozen house cats!
JR: All hell is breaking loose and Catmania is running wild!
Those cats are in the ring attacking the opponents of Shawn Chapp.
JR: Inyo has cats in her hair, they are clawing at her hair, Slum is fighting off
two of those cats.
King: Where is bonk when you need him?
King: What's Inyo doing?
JR: She's summoning vampire bats to fight
the chapp cats, all hell is breaking loose it's cats vs bats
here at Lewd championship wrestling!
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[You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket, but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand, there's no turning back
The bugle sounds, the charge begins
But on this battlefield, no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses' breath
As I plunge on into certain death]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, the person who drew number 9 the
LCW Television Champion HuevosAzules
JR: HuevosAzules into the ring, hurricanrana on the mime!
And Huevos with a death valley driver on Strut.
JR: Teaspoon and Underlord are still battling it out backstage!
They are in the catering area now, and Teaspoon with a standing suplex on
Underlord right through the catering table.
[Teaspoon: Time to drink your milk Under Bitch]
JR: Teaspoon pouring a 2 gallon milk jug on Underlord.
And Underlord hits Teaspoon in the head with a pizza pan.
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[old wwe Goldust theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 10... Silwith
JR: It's the master of the mind games Silwith.
Wearing that sparkling golden robe.
And Silwith dives into the ring and is rubbing himself against strut,
strut doesn't know what to think and seems confused.
And Silwith rakes the eyes of strut, and now multiple
forearm shots, Silwith uses those mind games to his advantage.
And he has strut draped in the corner, and sets him up for the running bronco buster.
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King: Ride em cowboy
JR: Silwith now skipping around the ring blowing kisses to Shawn Chapp.
And Chapp seems confused, and a low blow by Silwith on Chapp.
And Silwith connects with a swinging neck breaker on Chapp.
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[Music Plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring the wrestler who drew number 11....
Bloodheart
JR: And bloodheart into the ring, and Inyo just sprayed that green
Asian mist right in the eyes of bloodheart. Inyo now has bloodheart
backed into the corner throwing those devastating karate kicks,
and a karate thrust to the throat. Inyo with a dragon sleeper on
bloodheart the pirate. Good gawd Inyo is like a wild vampiric animal!
And she sets her sights on Slumdum now. Inyo Irish whips slum
into the opposite corner, and runs at Slum full steam,
but nobodies home as Slum moves out of the way.
And a gut wrench suplex by Slum on Inyo.
JR: Backstage, and now Underlord has that big glass painting
of Kavinsky, and he hits Teaspoon over the head and glass
shatters everywhere. And Teaspoon's head is bleeding.
[Teaspoon: Time to take out the trash]
JR: And Teaspoon hits Underlord in the head with a garbage can.
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Xonia: Now making his way to the ring and the number 12th entrant Amman.
JR: Amman into the ring now. Amman from behind with a flying
knee on Slum. Amman ties slum up in the ropes and lays kicks
into the midsection. And Amman runs into the ropes across from
Slum and is going to dive into Slum, but Slum gets free and a back body
drop on Amman, and out of the ring he goes.
Xonia: Amman has been eliminated.
JR: Bloodheart still stumbling around blinded from that
green mist. And Slum with a savate kick to the back of
his head and he falls out of the ring.
Xonia: Bloodheart has been eliminated.
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[wwe Robert Roode's GLORIOUS theme plays ]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 13 SaveMeWhoAmI
JR: And SaveMe over the top rope and flying clothesline on Silwith.
Flying headscissors on strut, Flying headscissors on Slum,
and Inyo with that karate chop right to the throat of SaveMe.
Inyo Irish whip SaveMe into the corner turnbuckle,
Inyo runs in and gets a boot to the face from SaveMe,
SaveMe double axehandle from the second rope.
Silwith from behind raking the eyes of SaveMe.
And HuevosAzules with a shoulder breaker on Slum.
SaveMe with a sharpshooter on Silwith, but Mime
from behind attacking SaveMe who breaks the hold.
Silwith and Mime now putting the boots to SaveMe
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[Music plays: I hear voices in my head
They counsel me
They understand
They talk to me]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant 14 Evil Surgeon.
JR: And there comes Underlord and Teaspoon battling back
towards the ring. They are back around ringside, and Teaspoon
hits Underlord in the head with the ring bell, and RKO by Evil Surgeon
on Underlord. Teaspoon high fives Evil surgeon and starts to climb up on
the ring apron and RKO on Teaspoon, Evil Surgeon planting Teaspoon
on the concrete. Will Teaspoon ever enter the ring? He was so damn
close, but that Evil sonofabitch Surgeon strikes again!
JR: Look at evil surgeon, he's like a damn viper stalking his prey
in the ring. Inyo on the top rope diving off towards Slum and
RKO by Evil Surgeon mid-air on Inyo, as gawd as my witness
Inyo is broken in half! The vampire queen has been slayed
by the Surgeon! And Evil Surgeon throws Inyo over the top
rope.
Xonia: Inyo has been eliminated.
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[John Carpenter Halloween theme plays]
Xonia: Now coming down the Isle entrant number 15 Squeeky.
JR: It's one of Mime's Flock, Squeeky, they do whatever the
million dollar Mime tells them to do, it's the Mime cult!
King: I think Squeeks a few cans short of a six pack.
JR: And squeeky comes in and attacks chapp, Mime and
squeeky double team chapp and beat the hell out of him.
Squeeky with a DDT on chapp face first into the matt.
Guz89 must be chomping at the bit backstage to get in
and help his partner for that sadistic Mime! And
Evil surgeon now taking some cheap shots on chapp
now.
King: Wait a minute Teaspoon is up!
JR: The Teaspoon is up and he's in the ring shaking
the ropes, he's had all he can stand. Bionic Elbow to the
head of Mime, Bionic Elbow to the head of Squeeky, another
Bionic elbow to the head of the Surgeon! Teaspoonmania
is running wild! Double clothesline on strut and Slum
by the teaspoon, teaspoon trying to throw Mime
out of the ring, but that damn squeeky from behind
with the low blow, squeeky just saved Mime's million
dollar ass.
King: Well as they say money talks
JR: Let's go to Happy Time for another interview
Happy Time: I'm here backstage with the Guz89.
Guz89: And tonight in that very ring, the millions and
millions of the Guz fans will be chanting his name.
[Fans: guz, guz, guz, guz, guz]
Guz89: And Underlord you are lucky you got eliminated early,
because you don't want to go one on one with the great one!
I saw Teaspoon suplex you through the catering table,
but if the Guz had been there, I would have said well hello
there Underlord and would you like some grey poupon mustard?
[Imitates Underlord with a high pitch voice: Well of course I
want some grey poupon mustard]
Then I would have greased that grey poupon mustard jar
up real good, turned that sumbitch sideways and stuck it straight up
your candy ass. IF you smell what the Guz is cookin!
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[piano theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, entrant 16 Luciddream !
JR: Luciddream coming in and goes straight for Strut,
and bulldog head lock by Lucid on Strut. Wait a minute
slum to the top rope and a flying five star frog splash on Strut.
And Lucid with a high five to slum, and savate kick to the
back of the head by slum to Lucid, knocking Lucid over the top
rope. You can't trust anyone, as it's every man and woman for
them self!
Xonia: Luciddream has been eliminated.
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[If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, down on the ground, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Cocaine]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 17 Monokuma
JR: It's the cocaine bear Monokuma, and he's riding down the isle
on a four wheeler, it's the damndest thing I've ever
seen, a bear driving a four wheeler!
JR: Monkuma hits the ring and shoulder tackle on mime,
he's got Squeeky up in his arms and running power slam
by the big bear. Teaspoon whips Surgeon into Monokuma
and the big bear catches Surgeon and belly to back suplex by
the cocaine bear.
JR: And slum with more of those knife edge chops,
chopping away at teaspoon, Russian leg sweep by slum
on the teaspoon.
King: Run Mime!
JR: Monokuma has got the mime in the dreaded Bear Hug,
he's squeezing the life out of the million dollar mime!
[John Carpenter Halloween theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring the participant who drew number 18 LCFLEX
JR: Another one of mime's cult members!
And LCFLEX with a low blow on the bear, and the bear
drops down to both knees. The damn mime's flock
just saved the mime's million dollar ass!
King: He hit the bear right in the family jewels.
JR: And Evil surgeon with that damn punt kick right to the head
of Monokuma. It took multiple people to take out the
bear. LCFLEX has that damn mandible claw shoved down
the bears throat! And LCFLEX is screaming like a mad man
LCFLEX: REEK, REEK, REEK!
JR: The bear seems to be passed out, and
now Mime, LCFLEX, Squeeky, and evil surgeon get ready
to throw the bear over the top rope. But Shawn Chapp
spine buster on LCFLEX by chapp, and now Mime,
Squeeky and Surgeon are triple teaming Chapp.
[Do you know what the Guz is cookin?
WWE Rock theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 19 The Guz.
JR: Business is about to pickup! It's the Guz the partner of
Shawn Chapp. And Guz89 is running to the ring!
And DDT on Mime, Guz89 has LCFLEX now, Samoan drop!
Guz89 is cleaning house! Surgeon goes for the RKO
but it's blocked by Guz89 and Chapp has evil surgeon
by the left leg, and clothesline from Guz89 sending
Evil Surgeon out!
Xonia: Evil Surgeon has been eliminated!
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[Chef hip hop song plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring entrant number 20 Conzibald.
King: It's the chef JR!
JR: They don't call him the dirtiest player in the game for
nothing.
King: And it's fixing to go from PG to X rated.
JR: And the chef throws his clothes off, he's naked as a jail bird
in that very ring.
King: OMG his penis has a mustache on it JR!
JR: How the Hell does a penis have an orange mustache
on it? I've never seen such a thing!
JR: Conzibald has got the mime! He's got mime! And Penis
plex by Conzi on Mime. And a Stretch Nut Suplex on Squeeky!
King: He's trying to fill Mime's holes!
JR: And mime out of the ring taking a breather, the last
thing Mime wants is to face Conzi one on one.
JR: Let's go backstage for another interview with Happy Time.
Happy Time: I am standing here with the boss, the president of
LCW Kavinsky.
Kavinsky: You see I'm not only the owner, I am the
man that rules the world, I am the unstoppable machine. And tonight
30 participants enter the battle royal and only one will survive. And
president Kavinsky is a survivor, and when it's all said and done,
I will be the winner and world heavy weight champion. Because
I am Kavinsky, and I am the master and the ruler of the world.
Happy Time: Back to you JR and King.
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[Music plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring.....entrant number 20 Algeo!
King: Trash panada.
JR: And the trash panda making his way to the ring. And Tearson, Tearson from
behind out of nowhere with a steel chair! It's that damn Mr. Tearson, Kavinsky's right
hand man! And look he's calling for someone.
[crowd boos]
JR: It's the Underlord, that no good sleazy Underlord is back.
JR: And Teaspoon is running, he's running out of the ring towards
Underlord, bygawd get you some now Underlord!
JR: And Teaspoon goes for the spear and misses Underlord, but he
nails Tearson, Teaspoon just speared the hell out of Tearson!
And Underlord is running for cover. Teaspoon is checking on
Algeo but he's out cold. Back in the ring, double drop kick
by Guz and Shawn on the mime and the mime goes over the top
rope, but the mime hangs on and manages to slide back in
under the bottom rope. The Mime's feet never touched the
floor so the mime is not eliminated.
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[ring ring banana phone]
Xonia: Making her way to the ring entrant 22 StephanieD
JR: and Stephanie makes her way to the ring.
King: Puppies
JR: The Banana princess has drawn number 22.
King: Banana puppies
King: What's she doing?
JR: She's putting banana peels all in the ring.
Mime slips and falls, LCFLEX slips and falls, Squeeky
slips and falls, Conzibald slips and falls out of the ring,
but he hangs on for dear life with that mustache,
the mustache is pulling conzi back into the ring.
But drop kick from Stephanie and she eliminates
Conzibald.
Xonia: Conzibald has been eliminated.
No chance that's what you got (Ha ha yeah)
Up against a machine too strong
Greedy politicians buying souls from us are puppets
We'll find their place in line
Go tie a string around your finger now boy, 'cause it's
It's just a matter of time 'cause you've got
No chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell
You got no chance, no chance in hell, yeah
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, number 23 Kavinsky!
JR: And business is damn sure about to pick up, it's the genetic Jack hammer
Kavinsky!
JR: And Kavinsky looks at Stephanie, clothesline from hell knocking her out of the ring.
Xonia: StephanieD has been eliminated.
JR: Strut goes for a flying monkey flip, and Kavinsky with a power bomb straight out of Hell on Strut.
And he picks up Strut and throws him out of the ring.
Xonia: Strut has been eliminated.
JR: Kavinsky is like an unstoppable machine! And Algeo just now getting in the ring, and
Kavinsky grabs him by the throat and choke slam, and throws him over the top rope.
Xonia: Algeo has been eliminated.
JR: Good gawd, can anyone stand up to the monster Kavinsky, he's like a machine in their!
JR: Monokuma punches Kavinsky, and Kavinsky with a german supplex on the bear.
JR: And SaveMeWho climbs up to the top and jumps off with a flying body press on Kavinsky,
and Kavinsky caught him, he caught SaveMeWho, and throws him like a lawn dart over the top
rope to the floor
Xonia: SaveMeWhoAmI has been eliminated.
JR: Can anyone stop the 6 foot 8 muscled up monster Kavinsky!
King: JR look.
JR: It's Monokuma he's pulled out the cocaine, the bear is laced up
and powdered his nose. Cocaine to Monokuma is like Spinache
to popeye the sailor. And Monokuma is hulking up, and he points
the finger at Kavinsky and yells YOU!
JR: And Monokuma throwing left and right punches and sends Kavinsky into the ropes.
And big bear boot from Kuma, and a bear leg drop.
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[Music plays:
Here comes the money (here we go, money talk)
Here comes the money
Money, money, money, money
Money, money, money, money, money]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring, number 24 Mr. Tearson.
JR: Tearson is the crony of Kavinsky he will do whatever
the boss says to do! And Tearson with the low blow on
Monokuma, and Kavinsky back up and they throw
the bear through the middle rope, and they
carry monokuma to the Spanish announer table,
and double powerbomb by Kavinsky and Tearson
through the Spanish announcer table. As Gawd as my
witness that bear is broken in half!
And they then carry the bear back into the ring, and now Tearson
is holding the bear as Kavinsky winds up for a clothesline,
and Kavinsky runs, but chapp pushes the bear aside and Kavinsky
clothesline from hell on Tearson!
Xonia: Mr. Tearson has been eliminated.
JR: And Kavinsky grabs Shawn and millitary presses him and
throws him out of the ring.
Xonia: Shawn Chapp has been eliminated.
JR: Look at the Mime, the Mime is laughing. That evil smirk on the face of the million dollar
Mime.
[Music plays
The Manhattan Transfer - Boy From New York City
Ooh-wah, ooh-wah, cool-cool kitty
Tell us about the boy from New York City
Ooh-wah, ooh-wah, come on kitty (oh, yeah)
Tell us about the boy from New York City]
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Xonia: Making his way to the ring and the participant who drew number 25, is Lix.
JR: Lix coming out dancing to the ring, shaking the fans hands walking to
the ring.
King: Haha Shawn is dancing outside the ring to Lix music.
JR: Chapp definitely likes songs that mention cats.
JR: But can he handle the raw power of Kavinsky?
Lix looking at the ring, he may be thinking twice before
entering to face the unstoppable Kavinsky. And Guz89
from behind on Kavinsky, Guz trying to take revenge for his
partner Chapp, and Kavinsky sidewalk slam on Guz.
JR: Lix is in and chopping away at the chest of Kavinsky
he just stands there, and a headbutt from Kavinsky sends
Lix down to the matt. And he grabs Lix and jackhammer,
lix is out cold and he grabs Lix and sends him sailing
over the top rope.
Xonia: Lix has been eliminated.
JR: Look at Kavinsky just standing in the corner laughing,
waiting on whoever is coming through the curtain next.
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Xonia: Making his way to the ring, number 26 TheDude14.
JR: And look at Slum from behind with a ball crushing
atomic drop on the mime, but LCFLEX and Squeeky attack
Slum, and Slum sent into the turnbuckle and LCFLEX throws
squeeky in for a splash into Slum, but Slum moves and
squeeky splashes the metal turnbuckle, and codebreaker
by Slumdum on Squeeky and over the top rope goes Squeeky
Xonia: Squeeky has been eliminated.
JR: And the mime is pissed.
JR: And Kavinsky holds the ropes open,
as the dude14 finally enters, and Kavinsky double
axe handle to the dudes back. Kavinsky with
that powerful grip has the dude, and sends him flying
in an overhead supplex. And he continues to hammer
on thedude14 and military press slam by Kavinsky on the dude,
and Kavinsky sends the dude over the top rope.
Xonia: Thedude14 has been eliminated.
JR: Spear, Teaspoon speared Kavinsky right out of his damn
boots, the crowd goes wild, Kavinsky is a human after all! And now
teaspoon, Guz89, Slum, Mime, LCFLEX all try to throw Kavinsky over the top rope,
Kavinsky is hanging on for dear life, and he powers out out.
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[music plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring.....number 27 BakaChan !
JR: BakaChan coming down to the ring now, it's Baka time!
King: But Baka doesn't stand a chance against Kavinsky.
JR: You may be right king.
JR: And Guz89 with a chop block to Kavinsky legs.
And he is kicking away trying to wear down the monster.
And an elbow drop on the legs by slum, the slumster is helping
work the monster's legs.
JR: And Bakachan with the figure four, Baka has a figure
four on Kavinsky and Kavinsky is tapping out, but there is
no tap out in a battle royal. And Baka breaks the hold,
and tells everybody to help throw Kavinsky out of the ring.
And Kavinsky grabs bakachan and a backbreaker. Kavinsky is
standing on wobbly legs at this point . But he's got slum
by the throat.
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[music plays]
Xonia confused: Making his way to the ring number 29 is Bonk.
JR: All hell is fixing to break loose now, Kavinsky has
Bonk's house spouse. Bonk is running to the ring.
King: And he's number 29 when we're supposed to be waiting
for number 28.
JR: I don't think Bonk gives a damn about numbers. And Bonk jumps over the top rope and runs in
throwing punches at Kavinsky, and nails Kavinsky with a drop kick, and a facebuster by Bonk
on Kavinsky. And Bonk picks Kavinsky up and a swinging neckbreaker on Kavinsky from
Guz89. But look King, Kavinsky's sunglasses are broken.
King: Oh shit.
JR: bygawd look at Kavinskys eyes they are blood red, he climbs to his feet like
a man possessed. And Kavinsky choke slam on Guz89. And Kavinsky picks Guz
up and throws him over the top rope.
Xonia: Guz89 has been eliminated.
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[John Carpenter Halloween theme plays]
Xonia: Making his way to the ring number 28 Spring.
JR: It's the last of the Mime cult, and Mime is jumping for
joy seeing Spring coming to the ring.
King: And because Bonk came in early that means
28 and 29 are out of place so 30 is next after 28.
JR: Yeah everything is crazy here King, and tempers are flaring
for the gold!
JR: And Mime, LCFLEX, and Spring attack Bakachan.
They have BakaChan tied up in the turnbuckle and
the tree of woe by Spring. Bakachan is hurt, but Bonk
to the rescue throwing punches trying to fight off the Mime
cult with all that he has. And Slumdum with a savate kick
to the back of the head of Mime!
Xonia: Mime has been eliminated
JR: And The mime is gone! The million dollar mime is out! Spring and LCFLEX can't
believe their own eyes, the million dollar Mime is gone king!
King: Looks like the Mime is going back stage
with no title tonight.
JR: Silwith with the mind games blowing kisses to Bonk,
but look at Slum, that fired Slum up because nobody
blows kisses to bonk except Slum. And Slum with a drop
kick on Silwith, and Slum with a knife edge chop to Silwith,
and Silwith with a low blow and he throws Slum to the outside
through the middle rope to the floor, and Silthwith over the top rope
with a flying body press right on top of Slumdum to the outside.
Xonia: Silwith has been eliminated!
King: Holy sheep balls JR, Xonia is right, Silwith eliminated himself
with that flying body press.
JR: And Silwith is gone, not the smartest move to do in an over the
top rope battle royal.
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Xonia: And the participant who drew number 30 Stuffy!
JR: And the final entrant is Stuffy, but he has to contend with the cocaine bear,
Kavinsky, Slum, Bonk and others in that very ring.
JR: And the 6 foot 8 Russian monster Kavinsky is wanting a test of strength
with the Cocaine bear! And the fans are behind Monokuma, as they lock
hands in a test of strength, the crowd goes wild! And Kavinsky with an
advantage as he has Monokuma down on his knees over powering him,
but Monokuma is shaking his head as blood flows through those bear
veins as adrenaline starts to kick in, and he is powering his way back to his feet,
and Kavinsky is in trouble! But from behind it's LCFLEX and he nails
the bear with a double axe handle and a fist drop on the bear's face!
King: Look at Stuffy!
JR: And stuffy is saving Monokuma from the assault! As lights up
LCFLEX with those rapid fire punches and he sends LCFLEX into the ropes
and hits him with a flying knee. But Kavinsky from behind and chokeslam
to Hell on Stuffy! And Bonk tries to prevent Kavinsky from throwing Stuffy
out, as Bonk throws those punches, but Kavinsky yells YAAAAA ! And a
giant chop to the head of Bonk, and Bonk goes down from the impact.
JR: And Teaspoon with a chop block to the leg of the monster Kavinsky, and
Kavinsky goes down to one knee. Teaspoon laughing and says take that
Kevin! But Kavinsky is up and he yells MY NAME IS NOT KEVIN! And
a clothesline from Hell, and Kavinsky has Teaspoon in the corner
and he is chocking him with that size 15 boot in the corner. And he
hoists Teaspoon above his head and throws him out of the ring.
Xonia: Teaspoon has been eliminated.
JR: The participants still left in the battle royal are Slumdum, HuevosAzules,
Monokuma, LCFLEX, Kavinsky, Bakachan, Bonk, and Stuffy.
JR: One of these 8 participants will be the next LCW world heavy weight champion.
King: My money is on Kavinsky.
JR: You may be right King, as Kavinsky has dominated the battle royal.
JR: And Slumdum, Monokuma, Bakachan, Bonk, HuevosAzules, Stuffy are huddling
up for a game plan, as they stand across the ring from Kavinsky and LCFLEX.
And there they go, as they all run across the ring together to attack the
Russian goliath Kavinsky! And Bodies are flying everywhere, and the
6 participants have Kavinsky over by the ropes, they are about to push him
over the top. And HuevosAzules dumps Bakachan over the top ropes!
Xonia: Bakachan has been eliminated!
King: HuevosAzules the turncoat on his own group haha.
JR: Well you can't trust anyone, because it's every man for himself.
King: And now there are seven left.
JR: And Monokuma and Kavinsky are trading blows, and Monokuma with
an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, and now full steam ahead with a bear splash,
but HuevosAzules pushes Kavinsky out of the way, and the bear hits the turnbuckle
hard, and Kavinsky picks up Monomuma and bodyslams him over the top rope.
Xonia: Monokuma has been eliminated.
JR: Now six are left, the Russian monster Kavinsky, Bonk, Slumdum, Stuffy, LCFLEX,
and HuevosAzules.
JR: And Kavinsky sets his sights on stuffy, but stuffy crawls under his legs,
and stuffy chops away with knife edge chops on Kavinsky who simply shakes his
head, he grabs stuffy with two hands and sends him flying across the ring
to the ring matt. And a big elbow on stuffy by the monster Kavinsky!
As he then sends stuffy over the top rope with one hand!
Xonia: Stuffy has been eliminated.
JR: And now it's 2 vs 3 and Kavinsky looks poised to win this match and the
world title belt.
JR: And Bonk and Slum fight for their lives against the three. And Kavinsky
with a clothesline from hell on Bonk. And LCFLEX and HuevosAzules hold Slum
by the arms and make him watch, as Kavinsky drops multiple elbows on
Bonk who is in pain. Kavinsky then lifts bonk over his head with a military
press and sends him over the top rope.
Xonia: Bonk has been eliminated.
JR: And now it's 1 VS 3. And Kavinsky nods and tells LCFLEX and HuevosAzules
to eliminate Slum, and they take Slum over to the top rope. But Slumdum
with a Savate kick knocks HuevosAzules over the top rope!
Xonia: HuevosAzules has been eliminated.
JR: And LCFLEX with a belly to back suplex on Slumdum, as LCFLEX
puts the boots to Slum. And he throws Slum into the arms of the awaiting
Kavinsky who catches him and hoists him up for a German Suplex as
Slum comes crashing down to the ground!
JR: Bonk to his feet on the outside as he begins chanting Slum! Slum! Slum! Slum!
with the crowd. And Slum is up on his feet and a body slam on LCFLEX. As Slum
shakes the ropes, and he turns around and a BIG BOOT BY Kavinsky
knocks Slum down, and Kavinsky is now celebrating as though he has
alread won, he is motioning for Xonia to bring him the championship
belt, but Xonia shakes her head no. And LCFLEX has Slumdum in his
arms by the rope as Kavinsky charges up with a running clothesline
and Slum escapes and Kavinsky hits LCFLEX knocking him over the top rope!
Xonia: LCFLEX is eliminated!
JR: And Kavinsky turns around but Slumdum with a drop kick and Kavinsky goes over the top rope
with both feet touching the floor.
Xonia: Kavinsky has been eliminated, the winner of the match and new LCW world champion,
Slumdum!
JR: Slum has done it, he persevered to the end through 29 other LCW superstars
and he has won the biggest prize in wrestling, the world heavy weight title!
JR: And the crowd quiets down as Kavinsky now has the championship belt in his hand,
as he stands in the ring.
King: Is he going to attack Slum with it?
JR: And Kavinsky hands the belt to Slum and raises his hand, the exists the ring.
And Slumdum waves the Denmark flag, proud of his country, as he celebrates
big in this sold out Arena. and there come other Lewdsuper stars to the ring,
Teaspoon, Shawn chapp, Guz89, BakaChan, Stuffy and others, as Bonk hoists Slum
up on his shoulders as the crowd chants Slum! Slum! Slum! Slum!
The Winner !
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I like this one. A cheesy post by a girl and her boyfriend was made awesome by her dad:
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