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[HuevosAzules]

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back tomorrow!

 

[Saturnus]

At least for me despite my tastes in porn getting more eclectic and unrealistic it hasn't actually changed how attractive I find people I meet in real life. Maybe I'm an outlier.

Porn is not real life, unfortunately.
Some people don't seem to realize that.

Do I want to date a drugged out porn star, who's had more foot long dicks than clever thoughts?
I want to have sex with her, but that's not relationship material, IMO.

only things I can complain about rn are, I want a billion dollars and I wish I could find a FREAKING chair cylider that is ACTUALLY class 4(they don't exist in person, other than as replacement parts) all the ones I buy online say they are class 4, arrive at my place and are class 2

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CLASS 4!!??!!??
Do you weight 1,000 lbs? Holy crap man, that's a lot of hydraulic pressure!

The question is though - how did she learn to do that? -- I am thinking its not just something a woman decides to teach herself - maybe they got schools for that

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Well, the girl who would show people that she could shoot ping pong balls out of her snatch was a pervert, of course.
When I asked her how she learned to do that, she had heard about it and started trying to launch different objects.
Ping pong balls are light and smooth, making them ideal for distance launches.
She could also force dildos and grapes and golf balls out of her pussy, but with no theatrics because of the weight.
She actually exercised her pussy muscles for pushing stuff out, which is what caused the queefs.

it was a howitzer

She could suck a little air in and make queefs a few times in a row, until she got tired.
Pretty entertaining, yes.

 

[uncbuck]

Well Goodnight all - sleep well and have yummy dreams

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[User_76996]

Welp that enough nostalgia for one night good night everyone.

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[bobainox]

She actually exercised her pussy muscles for pushing stuff out, which is what caused the queefs.

Damn that's dedication, it must have required some grind until getting that zone to be controllable and trained before something to be pushed out. i imagine something akin that not most people could do like curl their tongue in some shape but idnk. Truly a feat

 

[kanonkungen]

Damn, I've added a lot of extra work on myself. Did some mod work and some community work tonight.

Now it's time for some shuteye.

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[HeadpatPerv]

Which one of you snuck into my room and gave me a cold in the middle of the night?
Not cool.

 

[User_114674]

Which one of you snuck into my room and gave me a cold in the middle of the night?
Not cool.

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[Bloodheart]

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MK64 4 person battle is still fun as hell with friends, never get rid of consoles and games. (unless offered tons of money}

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That's it for me. So long everyone.

I gotta bounce. Night all. Keep it real....or don't.

Love you too Doc



Pesky little shit isn't he. Hi Hue



Nailed it Guz , and for a parting gift.....



I don't think he's getting up. Teach you to spear a Bonky !! I have unlocked spear
skillset lvl 2. Oh, for level 1....that was ummm, a bit different



I'll leave you with that, On the bubble fam



Bonky 's you all

Well Goodnight all - sleep well and have yummy dreams

Damn, I've added a lot of extra work on myself. Did some mod work and some community work tonight.

Now it's time for some shuteye.

 

[zark]

First hing I thought when I saw the top pic, too.
What is the Red brim from?

[VN] - [Ren'Py] - [AI] - Red Brim [v0.16 alpha] [Euphoria Studios]

 

[Saturnus]

Did you see the Bears offense? If I drank, it'd be because they played so poorly.

Been sick, dealing with headaches, migraines. Fun times. How've you been? Your Niners looked good without CMC. You are a 49ers fan, right? I could be wrong. That does happen on occasion.

Hey, look on the bright side. Caleb didn't make any stupid turnovers. He just had regular rookie mistakes.
Plus, it looks like your defense and special teams are good. They're the reason Bears won that game. 17 unanswered at first, but then they buckled down.

Sorry about the headaches and migraines. I feel bad for the shovel attack now. But, I don't have the frying pan!

Yeah, I like Harem and Incest stuff in Porn. IRL one woman is hard enough to handle, let alone many. Not even comment on Incest, I have a big fucking family, ugh...

I have a big family, too. Just think of it as more options.
Especially if your cousins are hot.

Lol yeah it was rough. Hopefully Williams learns quickly this isn't college anymore. Yup I'm a 49ers fan. Yeah as soon as I saw he was out I got nervous as hell. But Mason looked good.
Oh damn that shit sucks. Pretty boring ass week at least at work.

I think some of these rookies need a time to sit and learn first, but game practice is the best kind.
Sometimes when you throw a rookie out of the frying pan and into the fire, they burn.
150 yards and a TD, Mason looked great!

You'll thank me later, the single stitch design and easy tear fabric will have you thanking
your lucky stars in the event of a wedgie assault.

"I gave you underwear that makes it harder to murder you in."
Kind and merciful Bonk shows his kindness, and mercy.

All college players need to learn that shit they did in college.. ain't gonna work in the NFL. I felt like Picard all day long watching the game..

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Good thing Will Levis looked like post-Eagles Carson Wentz out there.

You can't get into P4 without a profile pic.

Damn that's dedication, it must have required some grind until getting that zone to be controllable and trained before something to be pushed out. i imagine something akin that not most people could do like curl their tongue in some shape but idnk. Truly a feat

I don't know if it's a special trait, or just better-than average pussy muscle strength.
I can curl my tongue naturally. I never had to practice. If I practiced, I could probably make more shapes. But it wasn't something I had to 'train'

Which one of you snuck into my room and gave me a cold in the middle of the night?
Not cool.

Good news! It's not a cold.
Bad news... it's pink eye.
I was rubbing my ass on your face.
Sorry

OH NO! I didn't backread fast enough to give Bloodheart love before he left!
Goodnight Blood!

 

[whydoineedto]

You can't get into P4 without a profile pic.

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[HeadpatPerv]

I have a big family, too. Just think of it as more options.
Especially if your cousins are hot.

> cousin
That's one of the most legal and socially accepted form of 'cest. It's barely incest due to how pedestrian it is.
Now... Brother-sons or Sister-daughters that you had with you parents? Or Grandson-sons or Granddaughter-daughters that you had with your offspring?
That's advanced Crusader Kings 3 levels of incest! (not sure why Crusader Kings get to have incest on the Steam store front, but no one else does)

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Love you too Doc



Pesky little shit isn't he. Hi Hue



Nailed it Guz , and for a parting gift.....

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I don't think he's getting up. Teach you to spear a Bonky !! I have unlocked spear
skillset lvl 2. Oh, for level 1....that was ummm, a bit different

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I'll leave you with that, On the bubble fam



Bonky 's you all

Oh, so before you went to bed, you thought you'd pick up spearing, huh? I see. Okay, well now.. now I'm hitting you way below the belt!



I love ya, brother.. get some good sleep. And remember.. I'm always one step ahead of you, and STILL faster than you. Flying like an Eagle almost!

 

[Sarya]

So many questions -- so little time

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There is a charity called "Fuck for Forest" who ask people to send them porn vid of them fucking in the forest, also the creators make some of themselves too, they put those on their paying website and they give the profits to ecological association protecting forests.

 

[HeadpatPerv]

There is a charity called "Fuck for Forest" who ask people to send them porn vid of them fucking in the forest, also the creators make some of themselves too, they put those on their paying website and they give the profits to ecological association protecting forests.

hell yeah! thats the kind of activism we need.
Stop Oil protesting by gangbanging in front of the Mona Lisa, or on the busy highways

 

[Saturnus]

I think if he offers me candy and a ride that means he's doing some..

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I'm back

Just woke up from a nap - had a very scary dream - as a result

I feel the need to make a Public Safety Announcement

WARNING , WARNING , WARNING

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So you think the sex robot will be able to kill me while I'm fucking the neck hole?
I'll take my chances.

Snack time observation: It kind of sucks when you accidentally leave the ice cream out for a couple of hours and it mostly melts.

Plastic tub, so no mess, but the texture after refreezing isn't as pleasant. Taste is still good, but, well...

If you freeze it, blend or mix it really well, then refreeze it, the texture gets good again!
Adding that air of the blending/mixing brings back the fluffiness

I like it a little melty but I can completely understand this problem and that makes me sad.

Got to have it a little melty in a bowl for maximum delicousness

I prefer it a little melty, too - if it's too cold, the flavor doesn't come through as well. Of course, this was a tub of Neapolitan, so now all of the flavor is premixed.

Look, I don't want to be a dick, but I am one.
What kind of dumb stupid son of a bitch leaves Neapolitan ice cream out?

Now it gonna taste all weird! You can't mix that!

Oh I still wish I had my 64 so I could play it. Also Mario 64. Still wish I had my Dreamcast and play Sonic adventures. I loved the games back then

The controls are so weird with the C buttons, it's really hard to play 1st or 3rd person shooters.

If you had to choose Aunt Cass and Helen Parr who would you do??

Stretchy times and a big dumpy for me, please.

[VN] - [Ren'Py] - [AI] - Red Brim [v0.16 alpha] [Euphoria Studios]

Thanks, added to the list!
NO MILK FOR YOU LOSER!

> cousin
That's one of the most legal and socially accepted form of 'cest. It's barely incest due to how pedestrian it is.
Now... Brother-sons or Sister-daughters that you had with you parents? Or Grandson-sons or Granddaughter-daughters that you had with your offspring?
That's advanced Crusader Kings 3 levels of incest! (not sure why Crusader Kings get to have incest on the Steam store front, but no one else does)

Not legal or even mildly acceptable where I'm from
I've got half a dozen 7-9/10 cousins, too.

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Tell you more? Let me think for a second..

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[Saturnus]

Tell you more? Let me think for a second..

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Well, I am disappointed.

Spoiler: This interpretive dance is how I express my displeasure

Good thing you remember to close the sunroof!

And with that, I bid you GOODNIGHT


Oh , before I go, I forgot to wish everyone a Happy 9/11

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[whydoineedto]

NO MILK FOR YOU LOSER!

i got my own source

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