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[User_114674]

No reason? Aren't you always telling people you're not as sweet as they think you are??

 

[HuevosAzules]

Was just gonna say hi and see what's going on
But that @-Bonk- / @Evil Surgeon "kerfuffle"
Just had me laughing off my chair...
Damn guys!

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[User_114674]

Was just gonna say hi and see what's going on
But that @-Bonk- / @Evil Surgeon "kerfuffle"
Just had me laughing off my chair...
Damn guys!

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[uncbuck]

I hung out with a girl that did the ping pong ball trick.
It was pretty funny, she would stick one up her snatch and basically queef it out a couple feet.
The ping pong never flew like in the movies, though. Basically 3-4 feet max.
She had a really nice, shaved pussy, too. The pussy farts were also quite comedic.

The question is though - how did she learn to do that? -- I am thinking its not just something a woman decides to teach herself - maybe they got schools for that

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[Saturnus]

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Mercy!

Change custom title to "Squeak"

In the end, only the erect will be left standing

Only the standing will be left erect.
Making it hard to pee into the toilet!
Everyone left over will be sink-pissers!

So does space.

They're big and black and they suck...according to "soyence"

What's @conzibald think about those holes?

That's not the first time you've typed out "soyence"

Did you just... *reads that* call me a garden tool?

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A hoe is the least of your worries!


You're lucky Bonk took his frying pan with him!

Dangerous practice violating a Hippo

My hippo lawyer when he serves Evil Surgeon:

 

[bobainox]

The question is though - how did she learn to do that? -- I am thinking its not just something a woman decides to teach herself - maybe they got schools for that

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[-Bonk-]

*readies the love spear*

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Done with the most peace and love imaginable. Love you, Bonky.

Love you too Doc

Was just gonna say hi and see what's going on
But that @-Bonk- / @Evil Surgeon "kerfuffle"
Just had me laughing off my chair...
Damn guys!

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Pesky little shit isn't he. Hi Hue

Nailed it Guz , and for a parting gift.....



I don't think he's getting up. Teach you to spear a Bonky !! I have unlocked spear
skillset lvl 2. Oh, for level 1....that was ummm, a bit different



I'll leave you with that, On the bubble fam



Bonky 's you all

 

[User_76996]

The question is though - how did she learn to do that? -- I am thinking its not just something a woman decides to teach herself - maybe they got schools for that

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Hah! now that's the

 

[bobainox]

The pussy farts were also quite comedic.

it was a howitzer

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[uncbuck]

Did you just... *reads that* call me a garden tool?

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So many questions -- so little time

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[HuevosAzules]

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back tomorrow!

 

[Saturnus]

At least for me despite my tastes in porn getting more eclectic and unrealistic it hasn't actually changed how attractive I find people I meet in real life. Maybe I'm an outlier.

Porn is not real life, unfortunately.
Some people don't seem to realize that.

Do I want to date a drugged out porn star, who's had more foot long dicks than clever thoughts?
I want to have sex with her, but that's not relationship material, IMO.

only things I can complain about rn are, I want a billion dollars and I wish I could find a FREAKING chair cylider that is ACTUALLY class 4(they don't exist in person, other than as replacement parts) all the ones I buy online say they are class 4, arrive at my place and are class 2

Spoiler

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CLASS 4!!??!!??
Do you weight 1,000 lbs? Holy crap man, that's a lot of hydraulic pressure!

The question is though - how did she learn to do that? -- I am thinking its not just something a woman decides to teach herself - maybe they got schools for that

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Well, the girl who would show people that she could shoot ping pong balls out of her snatch was a pervert, of course.
When I asked her how she learned to do that, she had heard about it and started trying to launch different objects.
Ping pong balls are light and smooth, making them ideal for distance launches.
She could also force dildos and grapes and golf balls out of her pussy, but with no theatrics because of the weight.
She actually exercised her pussy muscles for pushing stuff out, which is what caused the queefs.

it was a howitzer

She could suck a little air in and make queefs a few times in a row, until she got tired.
Pretty entertaining, yes.

 

[uncbuck]

Well Goodnight all - sleep well and have yummy dreams

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[User_76996]

Welp that enough nostalgia for one night good night everyone.

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[mime]

Also consider the fact that I will always betray you.. it's in my nature!

Nah, we're best buds! We even have a secret handshake!

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Errr. Where did that come from?

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yw

OK, I like that chuckle.

 

[bobainox]

She actually exercised her pussy muscles for pushing stuff out, which is what caused the queefs.

Damn that's dedication, it must have required some grind until getting that zone to be controllable and trained before something to be pushed out. i imagine something akin that not most people could do like curl their tongue in some shape but idnk. Truly a feat

 

[mime]

Damn, I've added a lot of extra work on myself. Did some mod work and some community work tonight.

Now it's time for some shuteye.

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[kanonkungen]

Damn, I've added a lot of extra work on myself. Did some mod work and some community work tonight.

Now it's time for some shuteye.

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[HandholdDegen]

Which one of you snuck into my room and gave me a cold in the middle of the night?
Not cool.

 

[User_114674]

Which one of you snuck into my room and gave me a cold in the middle of the night?
Not cool.

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