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MK64 4 person battle is still fun as hell with friends, never get rid of consoles and games. (unless offered tons of money:)}
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That's it for me. So long everyone.
I gotta bounce. Night all. Keep it real....or don't.
Love you too Doc



Pesky little shit isn't he. Hi Hue



Nailed it Guz , and for a parting gift.....



I don't think he's getting up. Teach you to spear a Bonky !! I have unlocked spear
skillset lvl 2. Oh, for level 1....that was ummm, a bit different



I'll leave you with that, On the bubble fam



Bonky ❤️'s you all
Well Goodnight all - sleep well and have yummy dreams



Damn, I've added a lot of extra work on myself. Did some mod work and some community work tonight.

Now it's time for some shuteye.


 

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Did you see the Bears offense? If I drank, it'd be because they played so poorly. :p

Been sick, dealing with headaches, migraines. Fun times. How've you been? Your Niners looked good without CMC. You are a 49ers fan, right? I could be wrong. That does happen on occasion. ;)
Hey, look on the bright side. Caleb didn't make any stupid turnovers. He just had regular rookie mistakes.
Plus, it looks like your defense and special teams are good. They're the reason Bears won that game. 17 unanswered at first, but then they buckled down.

Sorry about the headaches and migraines. I feel bad for the shovel attack now. But, I don't have the frying pan!

Yeah, I like Harem and Incest stuff in Porn. IRL one woman is hard enough to handle, let alone many. Not even comment on Incest, I have a big fucking family, ugh...
I have a big family, too. Just think of it as more options.
Especially if your cousins are hot. :D

Lol yeah it was rough. Hopefully Williams learns quickly this isn't college anymore. Yup I'm a 49ers fan. Yeah as soon as I saw he was out I got nervous as hell. But Mason looked good.
Oh damn that shit sucks. Pretty boring ass week at least at work.
I think some of these rookies need a time to sit and learn first, but game practice is the best kind.
Sometimes when you throw a rookie out of the frying pan and into the fire, they burn.
150 yards and a TD, Mason looked great!

You'll thank me later, the single stitch design and easy tear fabric will have you thanking
your lucky stars in the event of a wedgie assault.
"I gave you underwear that makes it harder to murder you in."
Kind and merciful Bonk shows his kindness, and mercy.

All college players need to learn that shit they did in college.. ain't gonna work in the NFL. I felt like Picard all day long watching the game..

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Good thing Will Levis looked like post-Eagles Carson Wentz out there.

a man with purple hair is talking to another man who has a bandaged head .
You can't get into P4 without a profile pic.

Damn that's dedication, it must have required some grind until getting that zone to be controllable and trained before something to be pushed out. i imagine something akin that not most people could do like curl their tongue in some shape but idnk. Truly a feat:oops:
I don't know if it's a special trait, or just better-than average pussy muscle strength.
I can curl my tongue naturally. I never had to practice. If I practiced, I could probably make more shapes. But it wasn't something I had to 'train'

Which one of you snuck into my room and gave me a cold in the middle of the night?
Not cool.
Good news! It's not a cold.
Bad news... it's pink eye.
I was rubbing my ass on your face.
Sorry 🧡
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OH NO! I didn't backread fast enough to give Bloodheart love before he left! :(
Goodnight Blood!
💋
 

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I have a big family, too. Just think of it as more options.
Especially if your cousins are hot. :D
> cousin
That's one of the most legal and socially accepted form of 'cest. It's barely incest due to how pedestrian it is.
Now... Brother-sons or Sister-daughters that you had with you parents? Or Grandson-sons or Granddaughter-daughters that you had with your offspring?
That's advanced Crusader Kings 3 levels of incest! (not sure why Crusader Kings get to have incest on the Steam store front, but no one else does)
 
Love you too Doc



Pesky little shit isn't he. Hi Hue



Nailed it Guz , and for a parting gift.....

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I don't think he's getting up. Teach you to spear a Bonky !! I have unlocked spear
skillset lvl 2. Oh, for level 1....that was ummm, a bit different

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I'll leave you with that, On the bubble fam



Bonky ❤️'s you all
Oh, so before you went to bed, you thought you'd pick up spearing, huh? I see. Okay, well now.. now I'm hitting you way below the belt!



I love ya, brother.. get some good sleep. ❤️ And remember.. I'm always one step ahead of you, and STILL faster than you. Flying like an Eagle almost!

 

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So many questions -- so little time

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There is a charity called "Fuck for Forest" who ask people to send them porn vid of them fucking in the forest, also the creators make some of themselves too, they put those on their paying website and they give the profits to ecological association protecting forests.
 
There is a charity called "Fuck for Forest" who ask people to send them porn vid of them fucking in the forest, also the creators make some of themselves too, they put those on their paying website and they give the profits to ecological association protecting forests.
hell yeah! thats the kind of activism we need.
Stop Oil protesting by gangbanging in front of the Mona Lisa, or on the busy highways
 
I think if he offers me candy and a ride that means he's doing some..

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I'm back

Just woke up from a nap - had a very scary dream - as a result

I feel the need to make a Public Safety Announcement

WARNING , WARNING , WARNING

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So you think the sex robot will be able to kill me while I'm fucking the neck hole?
I'll take my chances.

Snack time observation: It kind of sucks when you accidentally leave the ice cream out for a couple of hours and it mostly melts.

Plastic tub, so no mess, but the texture after refreezing isn't as pleasant. Taste is still good, but, well...🤷‍♂️
If you freeze it, blend or mix it really well, then refreeze it, the texture gets good again!
Adding that air of the blending/mixing brings back the fluffiness


I like it a little melty but I can completely understand this problem and that makes me sad😂.
Got to have it a little melty in a bowl for maximum delicousness

I prefer it a little melty, too - if it's too cold, the flavor doesn't come through as well. Of course, this was a tub of Neapolitan, so now all of the flavor is premixed. :LOL:
Look, I don't want to be a dick, but I am one.
What kind of dumb stupid son of a bitch leaves Neapolitan ice cream out?
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Now it gonna taste all weird! You can't mix that!

Oh I still wish I had my 64 so I could play it. Also Mario 64. Still wish I had my Dreamcast and play Sonic adventures. I loved the games back then
The controls are so weird with the C buttons, it's really hard to play 1st or 3rd person shooters.

If you had to choose Aunt Cass and Helen Parr who would you do??
Stretchy times and a big dumpy for me, please.
booty GIF

Thanks, added to the list!
NO MILK FOR YOU LOSER!

> cousin
That's one of the most legal and socially accepted form of 'cest. It's barely incest due to how pedestrian it is.
Now... Brother-sons or Sister-daughters that you had with you parents? Or Grandson-sons or Granddaughter-daughters that you had with your offspring?
That's advanced Crusader Kings 3 levels of incest! (not sure why Crusader Kings get to have incest on the Steam store front, but no one else does)
Not legal or even mildly acceptable where I'm from :(
I've got half a dozen 7-9/10 cousins, too.
 

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Tell you more? Let me think for a second..

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Jason Mantzoukas Come On Man GIF by LoveIndieFilms


Well, I am disappointed.
Season 9 Nbc GIF by The Office


Good thing you remember to close the sunroof!



And with that, I bid you GOODNIGHT


Oh , before I go, I forgot to wish everyone a Happy 9/11
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Jason Mantzoukas Come On Man GIF by LoveIndieFilms


Well, I am disappointed.
Season 9 Nbc GIF by The Office


Good thing you remember to close the sunroof!



And with that, I bid you GOODNIGHT


Oh , before I go, I forgot to wish everyone a Happy 9/11
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You got good form. Might want to work on your squatting technique. *sniffs* Neighbor is gonna be pissed again when he sees the hood of his car.

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Night man.. see you later!
 

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Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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im cumming and coming too!
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Yupp, you did... And as always you leave, right after waking up...
Again didn' even help with the cleaning...
On the the way Slummy





Get some needed rest, your Bonki might be cooking breakfast ;)
Well, I don't think, I saw any in here, I'll take a quick look in Bonkville after. :p
Love you too Doc



Pesky little shit isn't he. Hi Hue



Nailed it Guz , and for a parting gift.....



I don't think he's getting up. Teach you to spear a Bonky !! I have unlocked spear
skillset lvl 2. Oh, for level 1....that was ummm, a bit different



I'll leave you with that, On the bubble fam



Bonky ❤️'s you all
I'm back

Just woke up from a nap - had a very scary dream - as a result

I feel the need to make a Public Safety Announcement

WARNING , WARNING , WARNING


How did you know about my plan to take over the world?...
Just.. Just don't buy a sex doll from Slum Corporation... :p
There's no coffee in coffee cake. It's just cake that was made for eating with coffee.
Pretty similar to your dream cake, brown sugar topping with no coconut.
Oh, okay, totally missed your point then. :p
Your quote wall shames me with it's magnificence!
https://c.tenor.com/x1FZXzqA_TUAAAAC/tenor.gif
Really? It's mostly just a bunch of nonsense, and a story at the end... :p



That lego head one, it gets me... That how I feel some days. :p
Wait... More bad choices than that? Damn, Alfie...

Sir are you saying the cake is a LIE????
A.. a lie???!
Graphics now a days are 1000x better. But games back then were a lot more fun. Take Golden eye for the 64. Graphics were bad but still one of the most popular games ever

Oh I still wish I had my 64 so I could play it. Also Mario 64. Still wish I had my Dreamcast and play Sonic adventures. I loved the games back then
I mean, emulation is always a possibility. :p
But of course playing on original hardware gives just that extra special feeling.
I've got a PS2, I've set up to load its games from my computer.
(Who asked Slum? Nobody, sharing is caring! :p)
Is that how you wanna play? *adjusts my triplets* You must have hand your dentures out.. my boys are still fine!

Oh look.. there's a sweet, innocent @Slumdum.. I'll just leave this for your house spouse.



You may be a dirty fighter.. but you've got nothing on me! *goes in for a cavity search, deep and hard*


I was asleep! Why bring me into it?!
I'm gonna be flopping about all day now...

@Slumdum HELP I NEED THE MASK, I'M BEING MURDERED FOR NO REASON HERE

a girl with a choker on her neck is making a funny face

TAKE IT!

OH SHIT, BETTER WATCH OUT PEOPLE!
GUZMEISTER ON HIS WAY!
Possibly. But it can't hurt more than this:
Ahh lovely thanks Tosser...

Yeah, I'm not getting involved in this anymore, don't want to be an accomplice.😂
Thanks, Slum!

I'm back, but you're probably asleep!

Damn, I've added a lot of extra work on myself. Did some mod work and some community work tonight.

Now it's time for some shuteye.

*A pidgeon sits on a branch with a piece of papir.*
Dear @Shawnchapp, @BeowulfKnight and @mime.
Well, I was gonna use the SlumShark to help me fight the Slum Demons...
But a certain raccoon made sure that wouldn't happen...
He "unsummoned" the SlumShark... So uhhh new plan!
I'll just keep hidding here, they still haven't moved, sooo uhhh, yeah me neither...
It would be pretty cool if @Guz89 and @anon670-1 came around about now...
Wait... The Slum Demons are talking...
Something about... Leaving, and they have found the location of Guwnknime!
Guess I'm not gonna be here for long then!
Xoxo Slumdum - Searcher of Guwnknime

Summoning is complete!
 

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Have some more silliness
i was listening to this Sinatra's song like 20 seconds ago
scary coincidence
 
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I was asleep! Why bring me into it?!
I'm gonna be flopping about all day now...
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It's all part of my master plan.



Just know I still have love for you in my evil heart, Slummy. ❤️
 

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I watched Beatlejuice on sky TV it was fun.

Saw the new Beetlejuice movie. It was wonderful.

Doing fine, forgot to mention I went and saw the new Beetlejuice movie today {tickets at AMC just 8 bucks on Tuesday:)}. Getting late for me though so I'll be off soon but it's good to see you before I go.❤️
Went to the high seas and got meself a copy of the new movie and in the spirit of posting silliness I remembered this little gem
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damn why do I always get so daaamn tired at first when my adhd-meds start to work it's bloody dextroamphetamine it's supposed to make you speedy not tired daaamnzzzzzzz...

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BONK OUCH

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ok time to break out the old trusty caffeine, gambling on some synergistic effects with my adhd-meds that I don't have the brains to actually understand if they're present or not...
 
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