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No it was after i looked at it for a while and then thought "huh that dick is really bright looking"
Maybe it's a holy cock. He is simply consecrating her colon.
On a man there are penis, anus, mouth, belly button, ears, nostrils, eye sockets and pupils for holes, 12 total. Women have both the vagina and urethra, so 13. Futanari have both sets of genitals, so 14 holes. This is assuming we're not counting the microscopic holes on nipples and skin, but even if we were it wouldn't really change the woman/futa analysis. Although I suppose a person with more skin surface area would have more pores total, and men tend to be larger on average (or futa, depending on the setting). So maybe conzibald prefers men?'

Although now that makes me wonder whether futas pee from their penis or vagina. Things to ponder as I fall asleep.
The futa I have retconned in my mind have a penis where the clitoris was.
Here hair is mostly used to make hair extensions. If you take care if your hair, the strands are virgin, and you have what people are looking for, you can fetch a much higher price.
For instance, I didn't take really good care of mine. I washed frequently, combed it and such, but never used that expensive creams and such. And like I said, my hair was dark, wavy and thick, usually the type of client that the hairdresses sells extensions to is that rich blonde type, so aise from color, it's also wantes straigh and thin hair...
I bet that's what the hair got used for. It makes sense.
She had probably 3 feet (1 meter) of well taken care of, silky smooth hair. And it is naturally blond.
Behold, an American delicacy, often indulged with Saltine Crackers... for all those who can stomach hotdogs and need a further challenge to intestinal fortitude and gastronomical numbness.
Actually, this stuff is pretty much the same thing as the pre-cooked hot dog filling. The way they are seasoned and cooked before packaging is pretty much the only difference.
People love hot dogs. People do NOT wanna know how hot dogs are made. :ROFLMAO:
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You really don't want to know what goes into hot dogs. I've made homemade sausage and I still don't want to know what goes into hot dogs.
You might be surprised at what goes into store bought ground beef as well. Let's just say, pay a little extra and buy from a butcher if you can.

Cartilage and skin can easily be ground into a fine paste.
 
You really don't want to know what goes into hot dogs. I've made homemade sausage and I still don't want to know what goes into hot dogs.
wait you dont fuck it?
 
That guy is a fucking serial killer, I'm a weirdo, I like clothes and dressing like an old man and buy books about it, but its absolutely psychotic to just put on all your duds to work from home. There are Gacy levels of skeletons in that man's closet.

I had a teams Job Interview a Year ago, I wore my Shirt and Tie to the Video Call. The Hiring Manager laughed at me - that's how I knew I was a good fit for this place haha.

honestly? when I'm not wearing a suit I'm naked, that's me 🤷‍♂️, after decades it's just natural

But the mask always stays on... Right?
Right?

For the first little while I'd do WFH naked since that's how I sleep, but I was always paranoid I'd accidentally turn on the camera so I started wearing a shirt and jeans, or at least underwear.

When I first started working from home, I thought "Great! I'll use my Laptop from bed"
Then I realised that, in bed, I can't fight naps. I once fell asleep during a Teams meeting...
 
After ending Black Bullet, I wanted to watch a light anime to chill of girls with guns. So I picked this one.
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What can get wrong? She is a cyborg that is an adolescent child.
I mean I watched
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One of the funniest and cutest movies a person can watch.

But I underestimated my dear Japanese writers.
 

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sorry about that, I'm remaking the coin thread. I still don't think the bank is even worth it if you don't have at least 50k, because one single post here can get you around 60 coins and you don't need to stress yourself with collecting interest every day


hmm, we have the original and a copy, but I'm not sure why the thread is still deleted. I'll talk with the boys, sorry (of course I can give you the links if you just want the game, just DM me, but the thread should be back soon)
Looking forward to the coin thread update. Interest is always worth it to me, it will add up eventually and sometimes people can only hop on like once a day. Apparently some weirdos have these things called lives? I don't know if i'm saying that right, cause I thought those things were how many times you could die in video games so I'm trying to figure out this other definition.


I appreciate the offer but my computer is at max capacity already and even once I clear out that I have a blacklog, so it's not pressing if the thread will eventually be back up.
And water to air is sort of like a cat to a container: If I fits, I sits.
So, basically, if the air around you is already very humid, your sweat won't "fits" anymore, so it won't "sits" as easily. Therefore the rate at which your sweat evaporates is reduced, as less and less of your sweat "fits" into the air rushing past your body.
🤯. Where you be hiding at, why haven't I seen you around more often? We need more Toro talks like this
 
I had a teams Job Interview a Year ago, I wore my Shirt and Tie to the Video Call. The Hiring Manager laughed at me - that's how I knew I was a good fit for this place haha.


When I first started working from home, I thought "Great! I'll use my Laptop from bed"
Then I realised that, in bed, I can't fight naps. I once fell asleep during a Teams meeting...
I wore a suit to my video interview for this job, the interviewer had a T-shirt and windbreaker. I felt a little silly.

I couldn't use my laptop from bed for work, how would I farm rare mobs on my PC during Teams meetings?
 

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I was at a Wedding a few weekends ago, and I get chatting to some guy I don't know - sound guy, good to chat to - but at one point he says "you know how, even though you're working from home, you get dressed for work?" and I was immediately lost.
People do that?!
Right? I was on a call the other day, and I suddenly realized my boss and her boss were both on video. My boss NEVER turns on video. So I very quickly had to throw on a dress shirt and align my computer to a neutral background so I could turn my video on. Not fun.
 
Looking forward to the coin thread update. Interest is always worth it to me, it will add up eventually and sometimes people can only hop on like once a day. Apparently some weirdos have these things called lives? I don't know if i'm saying that right, cause I thought those things were how many times you could die in video games so I'm trying to figure out this other definition.


I appreciate the offer but my computer is at max capacity already and even once I clear out that I have a blacklog, so it's not pressing if the thread will eventually be back up.

🤯. Where you be hiding at, why haven't I seen you around more often? We need more Toro talks like this
aww

I'm a huge nerd with a wide range of interests and a short attention span. So I tend to come and go :P
 

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does this weather involve my dick in your holes, bub?

Otherwise known as "The Conzi Forecast"

"Cloudy with a 100% Chance Of Hole Fucking"
 
Otherwise known as "The Conzi Forecast"

"Cloudy with a 100% Chance Of Hole Fucking"
the top of my hat can be mistaken fo a cloud yes ^^
 
After ending Black Bullet, I wanted to watch a light anime to chill of girls with guns. So I picked this one.
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What can get wrong? She is a cyborg that is an adolescent child.
I mean I watched
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One of the funniest and cutest movies a person can watch.

But I underestimated my dear Japanese writers.
I own that series but haven't watched it in years. Might be time for a rewatch.
 
aww

I'm a huge nerd with a wide range of interests and a short attention span. So I tend to come and go :p
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Otherwise known as "The Conzi Forecast"

"Cloudy with a 100% Chance Of Hole Fucking"
I don't know that I would use the word forecast in regards to Conzi, I think threat or promise is more appropriate.
 

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I don't know that I would use the word forecast in regards to Conzi, I think threat or promise is more appropriate.
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Right? I was on a call the other day, and I suddenly realized my boss and her boss were both on video. My boss NEVER turns on video. So I very quickly had to throw on a dress shirt and align my computer to a neutral background so I could turn my video on. Not fun.

I've done the sudden "on camera" scramble before too. The worst is when you're in a different part of your home and it's like "shit, I need to run to my office now, whilst getting dressed along the way, and not look flushed in the face by the time my camera is on".

I 100% believe there is nobody in the world that Works from Home and sits at their desk attentively all day, 9 - 5.
Until the other week, when I was talking to my friend, and he says his Wife does this. Barely steps away. But then, she just started a new job, so it might be about good impressions...
 
when are you going to kneel into a blowjob with me? i know i can be a tad impatient but blowjobs are nice too!
Please be gen.... Yeah... :p
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