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3 Years of Service
But that's the great secret of uncle Steve. He's not actually a vegetarian. It's all a clever ploy to get to taste the most mysterious of meats. Abalone. Clams. Civet. By which I mean vagina. Uncle Steve has lived a lonely life with his onion rings :-(uncle steve sounds like a dumbass, meat is tasty plus the onion rings break too easily when fucking them unlike meat![]()
Hmmm.... uncle Steve sounds kind of sad. Maybe uncle Steve needs to reexamine his life... okay, from now on, uncle Steve will no longer purpose to bring onion rings to family reunions in an attempt to score with random women.
Instead, uncle Steve will now bring Blue Bantha Milk to random office retirement parties and try to get secretaries to make photocopies of their butts on the Xerox machine. And uncle Steve now eats meat. He will also travel with a wooden platter and a charcuterie board.
I feel much better about the direction of uncle Steve's life now. Thanks, my excellent conzibald!!