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Our roof melted at work today.


The building owner re-did the weather sealant last month, and it got hot enough today that it started running and dripping goo from the rain gutters...


Blazing Heat Wave GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants
It was like 107F (almost 40C) today, wasn't it?
 
Hey y'all. Just got home from hangin with some pals. Thought I'd be more tired, but I'm rather conscious right now despite all the goings on from the day.
cranking my hog to lolis
Wasn't too sure if I'd have the energy when I got some free time, but, as is often the case, that has made it's way into the agenda before sleep-O-Clock arrives for me.
 
It was like 107F (almost 40C) today, wasn't it?

The temperature probe we have stuck to our front door peaked at 112, but its on a black surface that gets full sun. I think the official high for today was like 104 in our part of town. Too bloody hot for this early in the year either way.
 
Hey y'all. Just got home from hangin with some pals. Thought I'd be more tired, but I'm rather conscious right now despite all the goings on from the day.

Wasn't too sure if I'd have the energy when I got some free time, but, as is often the case, that has made it's way into the agenda before sleep-O-Clock arrives for me.
Don't lie. You w3re playing palworld
 
Don't lie. You w3re playing palworld
Nah, I haven't tried Palworld. I certainly wouldn't knock something without trying it, but it very much feels like a Ark Survival style game just looking at the Store Page for it and those aren't really my style of games.
And that's my most recently played stuff.
 

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Nah, I haven't tried Palworld. I certainly wouldn't knock something without trying it, but it very much feels like a Ark Survival style game just looking at the Store Page for it and those aren't really my style of games.
And that's my most recently played stuff.
I like the Slay the Spire on the 18th and the Slay the Spire 2 on the 19th.
 
Nah, I haven't tried Palworld. I certainly wouldn't knock something without trying it, but it very much feels like a Ark Survival style game just looking at the Store Page for it and those aren't really my style of games.

Not sure I'd compare it to Ark, there really aren't really survival mechanics beyond "don't attack things that look mean". Collect critters, make them work in your base/factory/sweatshop/etc, use them to go out and collect more critters, repeat until you get bored or run out of things to do.

Like, picture Factorio, but you can enslave the aliens and make them craft ammo for you, or man the turrets, or grow slave pal food. That sorta kinda thing.
 
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I like the Slay the Spire on the 18th and the Slay the Spire 2 on the 19th.
I will say, I picked up Slay the Spire 2 back on the 7th, but a part of me wants to do more with completing some of my backlog on Steam so I'd like to try and work up the Ascensions and whatnot hopefully by the time Spire 2 is ready to release fully.
Not sure I'd compare it to Ark, there really aren't really survival mechanics beyond "don't attack things that look mean". Collect critters, make them work in your base/factory/sweatshop/etc, use them to go out and collect more critters, repeat until you get bored or run out of things to do.

Like, picture Factorio, but you can enslave the aliens and make them craft ammo for you, or man the turrets, or grow slave pal food. That sorta kinda thing.
Yeah, a couple of the screenshots did give that vibe of automating and setting up defenses. I've had it on my wishlist for a while now. It does say it'll leave early access in 2026 so maybe I'll pick it up when it has its 1.0 release.
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That does seem quite clear and concise.
 
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If I'm understanding it correctly, it means that you're leaving LewdCorner, and going to mixdrop.eg, a webpage in which files are not hosted by LewdCorner. If you were to download anything from mixdrop.ag, you should be careful and scan it. If I'm wrong, then there's a problem.
 
Well I refunded Fallout 4. Even with the look sensitivity turned down so it didn't spin like a ferret on crack it didn't give NEARLY enough time to get to the vault.
Article:
Wikipurrdia: “Games Dat Expect U 2 Already Be Gud”
(Category: Game Design Fails / Hoomen Accessibility / Why U Make Dis)
Overview
“Games Dat Expect U 2 Already Be Gud” iz a widespread hooman‑tormenting phenomenon in which a video game assumes da player haz been practicing dat genre nonstop since da age of three. Dis design philosophy results in instant failz, confused hoomans, and many refundz.
Dis syndrome is especially common in:
• First‑purrson spinny‑camera games
• Match‑3 disguised as “school grades”
• Hidden object “find da pixel in da pixel” games
• Any game dat starts wid “Press Shift 2 Sprint” but neber tells u where Shift iz
Experts agree: dis is stoopid.

Symptomz
A game suffering from dis condition will show one or more of da following:
• No tutorial, because “everyone knows how 2 do dis, rite?”
• Camera sensitivity set to ‘ferret on espresso’
• Intro sequence dat requires Olympic‑level reflexes

• NPC yelling ‘COME ON!’ even tho u already dere
• Progress tied to a minigame u neber asked 4
• Assumption dat u haz played 10,000 hours of dis genre
• Punishment 4 learning instead of reward 4 trying
If u experience any of dese, consult ur local refund button.

Common Examplez
Fallout 4 Intro (“Vault Run of Nope”)
Game sez: “Just follow da route!”
Player sez: “I did.”
Game sez: “Not fast enough, slow hooman.”
Wikipurrdia sez: “Dis intro iz doin a stoopid.”


Hidden Object Games (“Find Da Pixel in Da Pixel”)
Game sez: “Find da tiny spoon hidden behind da other tiny spoon.”
Player sez: “I haz eyes, not microscope.”
Wikipurrdia sez: “Dis genre iz visual cruelty.”

Causez
Scholars believe dis syndrome comes from:
• Devs only testing wid hardcore players
• Fear of “slow intros”
• Belief dat tutorials are “for babies”
• Forgetting dat new players exist
• Thinking “difficulty” = “punish da hooman immediately”
Ceiling Cat has ruled dis behavior “iz super no.”

Impact on Hoomans
Affected hoomans may experience:
• Confusion
• Frustration
• Spinning in circles
• Running into doorframes
• Rage‑quitting

• Leaving negative reviews wid colorful metaphors
• Switching back 2 Sims 2 where life makes sense

Treatment & Prevention
Recommended cures include:
• Games dat let u go slow
• Games dat don’t punish learning
• Games wid cheats 2 remove difficulty
• Games dat don’t assume u haz reflexes of caffeinated squirrel
• Simulation, building, and management games
• Anything dat respects ur pace and ur eyeballz
Ceiling Cat prescribes: “Play what fitz ur paws.”

Conclusion
“Games Dat Expect U 2 Already Be Gud” represent a major accessibility fail in da gaming ecosystem. Hoomans deserve games dat teach, guide, and respect different playstyles—not games dat scream “MOVE FASTER!” before u even know where da buttons are.
Wikipurrdia recommends avoiding such games unless u enjoy suffering or haz eight paws.
i bet you are a blast at parties. :unsure:
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i mean we are talking about humanity.......they will still find a way to get confused about anything.
 
Good morning, everynyan~

Make the most of this first day of the beautiful weekend. I hope you all slept well and didn’t end up staying up late playing games without realizing how late it had gotten. On a completely unrelated note, I’m going to be gone for a few hours—but of course, not to sleep, because I’m not some irresponsible person who’s regretting staying up all night.

Hugs and kisses 💜





I can't believe I said "nyan"... My brain is really in power-saving mode.
 
Good morning and happy Caturday. It's also International Day of Forests.
 
Anyone know why they turned of roulette ?
 
hallo everyone. hows it hanging with yall

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Anyone know why they turned of roulette ?

Is this how you made your most winnings? Then you have your answer.

Because the number one rule...
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... must stay true.
 

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Anyone know why they turned of roulette ?
They did it because you're a cheating fuck, straight to jail criminal scum
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So I've been gone for a minute..or months actually. And I see the site has undergone a transformation. First off, sad news about ATF, I've not been on there in a couple months either I guess. Anyway, decided to check in on some game updates and I'm a bit lost on the new format/ranking system, or lack there of, and somehow my coins went from thousands to hundreds. On some level I don't care all that much. I stopped "chasing the dream" long ago, but maybe someone can catch me up to speed a bit? I'd greatly appreciate it. Or if there is a thread that explains it all within say...a single page, that would work as well. cheers.

edit: okay I think the bank has been renamed to vault, which is where most of my credits are, but it's saying I need to login to access it, and yet I am already logged in. When I try relog it just spits me back out to a homepage. Is this feature still under construction?
 
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