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Riddle me this.. Batman..

What does a man with a one inch penis have for breakfast?

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So what do you have for breakfast Doc...tell us so we can answer the riddle...
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A hard time? :devilish:
Well, he just went to the store and got some orange juice.
Both of you are wrong. It was a trick question.. because I didn't have breakfast this morning! Hahahahaha... wait... I have a one inch penis???

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Both of you are wrong. It was a trick question.. because I didn't have breakfast this morning! Hahahahaha... wait... I have a one inch penis???

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Just remember: She'll think it's huge if you go in dry
 
So what do you have for breakfast Doc...tell us so we can answer the riddle...
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You always try to ruin my self-deprecating jokes.

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You always try to ruin my self-deprecating jokes.

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Maybe I just know you too well.....
 

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Maybe I just know you too well.....
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Maybe you do. This is getting too sentimental for me.

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Maybe you do. This is getting too sentimental for me.

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So you waiting to double post haha
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No google for me!

I've actually heard a lot of these riddles over the years.

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AH I SEE.... The eldest one... Greetings and peace be with you old, old... ooooolllld mystical one

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Both of you are wrong. It was a trick question.. because I didn't have breakfast this morning! Hahahahaha... wait... I have a one inch penis???

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I can't lmao
You always try to ruin my self-deprecating jokes.




Oh my gosh...
*falls of chair suffocating of laughter...
 

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Anyone has a game recommendation like Projekt Passion?
I like the comedy, Scifi and nice animations...
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Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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*pulls out the book*

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I summon before he sleeps.. @Slumdum!

*forgoes saying the right words*



Did it work? Uh-oh..



Well.. he's gone to bed and it didn't work.




Suit up..

Suit up? WILL DO!



Everybody knows that @mime and I are the same person. It's the worst kept secret..

For such a special occasion would this be one of the new scientifically designed for more hitting power "Torpedo" Bats? Or perhaps a loaner "Wonder" bat?, Or even maybe a Walking Dead loaner "Lucille" bat? or the will it be the traditional, reliable old @Slumdum "Slugmer" bat ? Inquiring minds need to know. Never realized until now that Slummy is left handed

I mean, who would say no to "borrowing" Lucille?
Can I use the Slummourne to cut them in half? :p


And sleep well uncbuck!
The slum welcome? I don't think so. Also yeah i "tottaly" beleive its your first day.

I'm sorry! Let me just quickly find the tape for you!

"Hello Hike5566 and welcome to the thread.
Take a moment to read through the very first post of it, then take a stroll through the university.
Both places have some good to know info. :p

The Coin-Hustlers University
For some extra info about the coins look into this thread too.
Credit System for purchasing Members+"

I'm gonna work hard and get prestige 5 and get my balls back
I'll do it on their behalf


Welp, hello to you @Hike5566 . :p



"Hello Hike5566 and welcome to the thread.
Take a moment to read through the very first post of it, then take a stroll through the university.
Both places have some good to know info. :p

The Coin-Hustlers University
https://lewdcorner.com/threads/the-coin-hustlers-university.8925/

For some extra info about the coins look into this thread too.
https://lewdcorner.com/threads/credit-system-for-purchasing-members.6613/

Ask people here it's my first day I'm just a rizz warrior

I've never seen one, have this many first days. :p
I am just an OG....I remember a time when Guz, Mime, Slum, Shawn, Beowulf were just normal users like us.
But then they the NUKES FELL on the 1st Thread and little by little they joined up the Green Badge club.
Then they Nuked our 2nd Thread as well....now we are here....

We really try not to nuke these threads. :p
@Captain Panda just has Alzheimer that is why it is always the 1st day for panda.....
Maybe he's stuck in some kinda groundhog day, but it's only for him. :p
Imagine the mods as gods, I'm like Hercules, a demigod. So I deserve the same respect, mortal.


I'm here for the un-tuckin' tonight. How about slum chicken sticks and eggs ?





Perhaps slum Algerios and Bonky Flakes ?



Anyway.......



On the bubble
Welp, I got to help you on your raft this morning.
So sleep well Bonki, and see you later! :p

It's the last day of the weekend and the week. Hope you had a good one mods!
And tomorrow starts a new one! :p
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
@Slumdum

Summoning is complete!
 

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Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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Suit up? WILL DO!


I mean, who would say no to "borrowing" Lucille?
Can I use the Slummourne to cut them in half? :p


And sleep well uncbuck!

I'm sorry! Let me just quickly find the tape for you!

"Hello Hike5566 and welcome to the thread.
Take a moment to read through the very first post of it, then take a stroll through the university.
Both places have some good to know info. :p

The Coin-Hustlers University
For some extra info about the coins look into this thread too.
Credit System for purchasing Members+"





I've never seen one, have this many first days. :p

We really try not to nuke these threads. :p

Maybe he's stuck in some kinda groundhog day, but it's only for him. :p
Welp, I got to help you on your raft this morning.
So sleep well Bonki, and see you later! :p

It's the last day of the weekend and the week. Hope you had a good one mods!
And tomorrow starts a new one! :p
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
@Slumdum

Summoning is complete!
There he is! Just getting to get outta here. One last post.. to give ya love, Slummer. ❤️

 

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Just curious, how much of this site is locked behind
Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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Suit up? WILL DO!


I mean, who would say no to "borrowing" Lucille?
Can I use the Slummourne to cut them in half? :p


And sleep well uncbuck!

I'm sorry! Let me just quickly find the tape for you!

"Hello Hike5566 and welcome to the thread.
Take a moment to read through the very first post of it, then take a stroll through the university.
Both places have some good to know info. :p

The Coin-Hustlers University
For some extra info about the coins look into this thread too.
Credit System for purchasing Members+"





I've never seen one, have this many first days. :p

We really try not to nuke these threads. :p

Maybe he's stuck in some kinda groundhog day, but it's only for him. :p
Welp, I got to help you on your raft this morning.
So sleep well Bonki, and see you later! :p

It's the last day of the weekend and the week. Hope you had a good one mods!
And tomorrow starts a new one! :p
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
@Slumdum

Summoning is complete!
attack pain GIF

NOT THE MODS
NOT THE MODS
AHHHH...
MY EYES

Just curious, how much of this site is locked behind

attack pain GIF

NOT THE MODS
NOT THE MODS
AHHHH...
MY EYES
Except @Slumdum

he is funny
🙂
 
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Just curious, how much of this site is locked behind

attack pain GIF

NOT THE MODS
NOT THE MODS
AHHHH...
MY EYES
There is nothing hidden haha
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There he is! Just getting to get outta here. One last post.. to give ya love, Slummer. ❤️

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Sleep well Doc!
If that is what you're gonna do, and see you next time. ❤️
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Just curious, how much of this site is locked behind
Locked behind? LOCKED BEHIND?!!!
TELL ME I GOT TO KNOW!!!

I mean, much of the site is locked behind the different ranks.
Games+ if of course locked behind M+ rank.
The higher you go, the less strict the rules get on AI, so if you're into that, then it's a good "investment". :p
attack pain GIF

NOT THE MODS
NOT THE MODS
AHHHH...
MY EYES

MODS?! WHERE?!

Except @Slumdum

he is funny 🙂

Still gonna tell you, to try not to double post like that. :p
There is nothing hidden haha

Uhhh yes... Nothing hidden... haha...
 

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Sleep well Doc!
If that is what you're gonna do, and see you next time. ❤️
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Locked behind? LOCKED BEHIND?!!!
TELL ME I GOT TO KNOW!!!

I mean, much of the site is locked behind the different ranks.
Games+ if of course locked behind M+ rank.
The higher you go, the less strict the rules get on AI, so if you're into that, then it's a good "investment". :p


MODS?! WHERE?!



Still gonna tell you, to try not to double post like that. :p


Uhhh yes... Nothing hidden... haha...
it wasnt a double post... 😃

it was an edit

I promise 🫣

(I didnt mean it) :(
 
Sleep well Doc!
If that is what you're gonna do, and see you next time. ❤️
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Locked behind? LOCKED BEHIND?!!!
TELL ME I GOT TO KNOW!!!

I mean, much of the site is locked behind the different ranks.
Games+ if of course locked behind M+ rank.
The higher you go, the less strict the rules get on AI, so if you're into that, then it's a good "investment". :p


MODS?! WHERE?!



Still gonna tell you, to try not to double post like that. :p


Uhhh yes... Nothing hidden... haha...
Wait whattt... what is hidden!!!
NONONO YOU HAVE PEEKED INTEREST!
 

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Wait whattt... what is hidden!!!
NONONO YOU HAVE PEEKED INTEREST!
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it wasnt a double post... 😃

it was an edit

I promise 🫣

(I didnt mean it) :(
My special eyes say something else.
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Hey, don't worry about it, it happens, just don't try and make a habit of it.
This thread gets enough traffic, that it shouldn't be necessary. :p
Wait whattt... what is hidden!!!
NONONO YOU HAVE PEEKED INTEREST!
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Didn't you hear what Underlord said?
Nothings hidden...
 

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My special eyes say something else.
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Hey, don't worry about it, it happens, just don't try and make a habit of it.
This thread gets enough traffic, that it shouldn't be necessary. :p

Didn't you hear what Underlord said?
Nothings hidden...
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Something is gong on here and I'll get to the bottom of it. I swear it. STARTING WITH @Captain Panda

I'll be watching lol
 

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Something is gong on here and I'll get to the bottom of it. I swear it. STARTING WITH @Captain Panda

I'll be watching lol
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The secret is:

Just kidding the real secret below....probably
 

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