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I need specificsHello and good morning to everyone! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
I need specificsHello and good morning to everyone! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Sleeping elsewhere
A young girl in math took a nap,
Head on desk, her hands in her lap.
She slept through the test,
Dreamt the teacher undressed—
Then blushed as she woke from a tap
For she found to her surprise
That the teacher just tapped her thighs
She opened them wide
And took him inside
Enclosing him like a soft vise
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And if you have a mustache and beard -- you can smell it allllll day!!Well its taco Tuesday so sniff it...
We just use the all encompassing "Pervert"Is this a site for poetry lovers or perverts?
Unless it's a site for perverted poetry lovers.
There once was a rabbi named Keith
Who circumcised boys with his teeth
It wasn't for leasure
Or sexual pleasure
But to get at the cheese underneath.
Probably the only limerick I know
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I never really trusted Mohels -- until nowThere once was a rabbi named Keith
Who circumcised boys with his teeth
Just remember the old saying...And if you have a mustache and beard -- you can smell it allllll day!!
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Wow! Time for some multi thievery / yoinking -- thank you!Mid-month, time for fireworks
Good morning Lads, Gents and everything between! Have a fantastic day!
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Hello all!
Hello people!
Hello good morning everyone.
It's like being in a God Damn royal receiving line ........................ Good Fucking Morning!Hello and good morning to everyone! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
White Hunt got 'em. Geralt must be sleeping.What's happening with our Ciri?
She's been missing since Friday.
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I do understand the advice -- but honestly -- One can not turn down the opportunity, I can always wash my beard and drink a shot of tequila afterwards if need be.Just remember the old saying...
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I've contacted the (dairy) authorities:What's happening with our Ciri?
She's been missing since Friday.
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Good morning Gastegar!slumdad reply
Good Morning Slumdad!
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This dog gif... what the fuck
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Thanks dude!
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Can't go wrong with Tacos!
Hopefully they are just busy IRL, and will soon post here again.What's happening with our Ciri?
She's been missing since Friday.
White Hunt got 'em. Geralt must be sleeping.
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Hello everyone. Joining the army of lurkers.
True - smelling like fish indicates an infection. Not normally an STD, but still...Just remember the old saying...
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Pretty much.Is this the lurker HQ?
Dayummmmmmmm -- now we gotta deal with an army of lurkers? I can handle them -- if I don't get trampled by the Sleaze cult and the Panda cult recruiters.....................Hello everyone. Joining the army of lurkers.
Hello all!
Hey guys and welcome! Good to have you!Hello everyone. Joining the army of lurkers.
Hello people!
Good morning you guys! Hope you're well!Hello good morning everyone.
Careful not to blow off the goods BabeHOT! Literally![]()
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