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lol, "it smells like sloth in here......"

Sneakers is such a good name for a kitty like that :)

and a monitor lizard! woah thats awesome!!!
named the monitor lizard Joanna - after the monitor lizard sidekick from rescuers down under. she was sweet and large enough to have out of the cage and be safe on her own and often climbed into my bed at night (because i was warm)
 
Of the weirdest we have had (fishies, hermit crabs, and lizards) i cant pick they are tied.

OF the weirder ones i have been blessed with friends having i want a ferret or snek so badly


Also i feel stupid i messed up like 3 times trying to quote/edit to add a quote. even had to delete the prior one because it didnt have what i typed
thanks for sharing :

you'll figure it out with time don't worry :)
named the monitor lizard Joanna - after the monitor lizard sidekick from rescuers down under. she was swet and large enough to have out of the cage and be safe on her own and often climbed into my bed at night (because i was warm)
I've slept with Doggos n kitties pretty much my whole life, but never a reptile! sounds like a cool experience :)
 
I'd like laziness to be a new smell. It's the thing I hate the most, and I'd like to avoid lazy people at all costs

a woman says that she hates lazy people and winks
Was gonna argue about something but got too lazy to think of a response....
Sup guz.....let me take a break..while I think of something...
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If you could make a new sense (smell, taste, touch, sight, hearing) what would it be?
Hm... some kind of sense that detects horniness :3
 
Was gonna argue about something but got too lazy to think of a response....
Sup guz.....let me take a break..while I think of something...
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a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words triggering intensifies
 
Hm... some kind of sense that detects horniness :3
oooooh maybe some kind of pheromonal detection system? I like it :)

I Gotta go y'all, so play nice while I'm gone!!!!

Happines is out there for you, sometimes you just have to look for it a little. :)
 
If you could make a new sense (smell, taste, touch, sight, hearing) what would it be?
I think this is the first kitty question of the day that I won't be answering, just because I can't think of anything...
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And finally, backreading has been completed
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Didn't know that in just 2 days there could end up being so many unread posts
 

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and it's time for the -drumroll- (I need a Kaity drumroll gif..... help?)

If you could make a new sense (smell, taste, touch, sight, hearing) what would it be?
Slum answer of the day.
Some kinda touch/smell, that would instantly tell you, if you were compatible with someone, either romantically or just friendly.
Is it stupid? Yes probably, but that's still my answer. :p
Thank you!

I actually read through the university thread first, or well the start sleepy brain might not have taken all of it in.
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And yeah thats my bad i did the intro post then went a bit up and followed the quotes back to the pet question (after lying/failing to actually go to bed xD)

Also the waving gif is adorable xD
Well here it is in color. :p
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Slum answer of the day.
Some kinda touch/smell, that would instantly tell you, if you were compatible with someone, either romantically or just friendly.
Is it stupid? Yes probably, but that's still my answer. :p
stupid? watch me go around sniffing people and building my army for world domination

a cartoon penguin wearing a wizard hat and sunglasses
 
stupid? watch me go around sniffing people and building my army for world domination

a cartoon penguin wearing a wizard hat and sunglasses
Someone post the family guy Slum ass dance to gif.....
 
dont worry i know from experience that most people have a hard time talking with my dick in their mouth :p
Oh, Conzi. Would you like a second round, love?
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Me, I'm the opposite..

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But, then it ends up just like the end of that episode where Burgess Meredith's glasses break.. and he can't see to read all those books.

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What show is that? It looks really good.

It's bedtime for me too.
Good night, everyone.

Strangely, the bed is calling me :love:

Mmmmm... If this is your bed... Do you accept a third party?
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The money in your parents' bank account is also very important. After all, if I was the great-grandson of a British Birmingham tycoon who made his money from horse racing 7-8-9 generations ago, I would probably be swimming in money right now. But unfortunately I was born in a much more dire situation.

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Oh, that's the history of my life... but I spend it all in whoring and drinking before I was twelve.
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Morning Slum! No critical tasks today I assume then?

Wow, these are all brilliant! Did you do it in Akuma?

Welcome back Lizzy, how is your tummy?

Morning Poldek, I see you too started playing with gifs? Looks great! Please share your head https://lewdcorner.com/threads/share-your-heads.11554/

Enjoy your nap!
Nah, I'm trying now with AI. The gif is all @lavi.
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you dont see anything



i tried being sneaky 😁

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Hell, I have to learn to make GIFs and put @lavi's face there.

Good morning everyone!

I don't have all the time in the world today (work and stuff like being an adult blehh)

I'll be back after a little read with the KQotD!!!!!
Are you an adult?
I don't believe you.
Confess, this is you:
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Hello~ i'm TK just found out about this place i really thought about back reading this thread but uhhhhh....
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Welcome!!
 
Someone post the family guy Slum ass dance to gif.....
Um? This?
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, Is that what you're sniffing for?
 

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I missed this one!!!!! -le gasp-

hurray an animal lover! haha what's been your favorite of the "weird" pets? :)

and it's time for the -drumroll- (I need a Kaity drumroll gif..... help?)

If you could make a new sense (smell, taste, touch, sight, hearing) what would it be?
A new sense?

A danger sense where people could perceive levels of hostility from others.

Walking down the street at night and someone is coming up behind but doesn't trigger your danger sense? Carry on.

A friendly person offers to buy you a drink but they trigger your danger sense? GTFO
 
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Missed you by the minute, it is only appropriate to link this:
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Whoa, she is great! Thanks for sharing that... but i need to break the chain, can't keep posting only Muse or else i won't have more Muse to post in the future. (and i WILL post more Muse at some point)

So let's break that chain

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(i wanted to post The Chain by Fleetwood Mac first, ironically breaking the chain with a song about never breaking the chain, but i am not here to just post popular stuff, so ... yeah)

If you could make a new sense (smell, taste, touch, sight, hearing) what would it be?

How about a kind of hardwired empathy? The sense would make you feel what the person(s) that are ultimately affected by what you are about to do or think about to do would feel. (of course it'd need to be 'mandatory' for everyone to work)
You want to insult someone.. go ahead, but you'll feel insulted.
Want to rob someone at gunpoint? You'll feel their fear.
Be a greedy politician who helps rich people getting richer by ripping off the poor? Feel the despair and anger of the people who you'll make struggle financially (you'll also feel the 'joy' of the rich ppl but they are by far outnumbered by the ones negatively affected so you'll feel much more of the negative)
Be a good politician who wants to make sure everyone can have at least a basic secure outcome? Upsetting the rich elite by taking a chunk of their stuff and feel that, but feel the overwhelming relieve of all the people who won't have to life with fear of knowing how to pay food/rent at the end of the month.
Wage war against a neighboring nation just fo the power and glory of olden days? .. i don't need to paint the picture here i think.


Oh yeah and give out free BJs or other means to make others cum, cause every time you make someone cum you'll feel part of that too, soo... WIN-WIN!
You didn't think i'd forget to praise sleaze here did you?
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oooooh maybe some kind of pheromonal detection system? I like it :)

I Gotta go y'all, so play nice while I'm gone!!!!

Happines is out there for you, sometimes you just have to look for it a little. :)
Again? You come to us, we get happy:), and then you leave us.:cry:
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I wish the trains in my country were powered by a certain spice. Then they would run on thyme!
I wish the US would actually have passenger train service outside of the larger cities...
 
I wish the US would actually have passenger train service outside of the larger cities...
I wish in Europe the trains were as cheap as planes.
 
Nah, I'm trying now with AI. The gif is all @lavi.
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Hell, I have to learn to make GIFs and put @lavi's face there.
I'll do it for you

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