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3 Years of Service
There once was a man from HavanaAnd with my upload speed a bit improved, I can now do this:
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And as an encore, I have a regular joke:
A man is parachuting, but after jumping out of the plane, his parachute fails to open.
'Well, good that I have an emergency parachute' he thinks and pulls the second cord. ... But the second parachute doesn't open either!
Panicked, the man starts to pray. And lo and behold, as he is falling, another man flies towards him from the ground! A miracle!
"Hey! Do you fix parachutes?" the parachuter yells.
The other man yells back: "No! Gas-heaters!"
did his girl on a player piano
in the height of their fever
her ass hit the lever
and yes, he has no banana
There once was a woman named Jill
played with dynamite sticks for a thrill
they found her vagina in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil.