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I know you're around here, @Guz!! Come out and get your Sluz'n!

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wish it were that simple for me. I'm use to getting only about 5 to 6 hours of sleep and then I'm awake. Thank military.
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Well, I did't need the military for that, you can only blame me for it.
 
wish it were that simple for me. I'm use to getting only about 5 to 6 hours of sleep and then I'm awake. Thank military.
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Was force into University Mandatory Reservist program....woke up so early at weekends to go to school mostly and it was so boring.
Only fun was when we were eventually allowed to fire guns when we were at the naval base instead of the University Parking building
Never submitted documents for the reservist registration just in case war happens so I won't be 1st reserve they pull since I am not in the system.
So still overall better than going than community service where you are made to clean trash or hard labor making failed houses for the poor....
Overall, Military did not appeal to me when I graduated...stlli those flag and map reading stuff they taught us was cool but forgot most of it already haha.
 
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nope the force... :ROFLMAO:

Here is to the force...

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(Ok, so, don't get offended by this. In my planet it means you are funny and cool. (just had to explain my random umbrella humor) Plus it is one I use a lot with friends. :)

I mean, I am the lovable vampire... apparently
 

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Here is to the force...

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(Ok, so, don't get offended by this. In my planet it means you are funny and cool. (just had to explain my random umbrella humor) Plus it is one I use a lot with friends. :)

I mean, I am the lovable vampire... apparently
Is it true vampires pretend to hate garlic so humans season themselves it it?
 
How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)
 
Is it true vampires pretend to hate garlic so humans season themselves it it?
This is correct, and who will reject pre seasoned food? Not me. Garlic humans bring back so many loving memories. Italian roast human. You should drop by sometime for some dinner. I can show you our pre garlic season human selection.

I feel conzibald will agree here
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How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)
For me personally it's gotta be my height. A slight variation up and down would be ok but I'd like to look them in the eyes without having to move my head up and down too much.
 
The natural drunk, why drink when you can just not sleep.
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Here is to the force...

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(Ok, so, don't get offended by this. In my planet it means you are funny and cool. (just had to explain my random umbrella humor) Plus it is one I use a lot with friends. :)

I mean, I am the lovable vampire... apparently
No need to explain. My humor is random, dark, pervy, and sarcastic. So I liked it.
 

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How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)
Waist height for the wheelchair, so i can modify it and have a free ride on long walks
Some thing likes this, if not same height works.
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How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)
Physically she needs to be attractive height is not really that important.
But then again I have never done that extreme difference in height above or below eye level.
She needs to be physically healthy since I like fit girls....no need to have muscles but at least not fat.
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How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)
As long as she's not fat, I'm happy

(But if I'm being picky, anything in the 4-foot range and I'm in heaven)
 
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No need to explain. My humor is random, dark, pervy, and sarcastic. So I liked it.
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I thought as much. I just love that umbrella. If I was able to use here, I would buy one and use it a lot, but sadly, Japanese public would likely not appreciate my humor. lol, but seems, LC people are just as strange in humor as me, which is comforting thought. As for dirty pervy mind, well.... that is a HUGE MUST in LC. No use be here if you/anyone is puritanic and don't like naked lil things lol. except for me. I hate em all and here to be self torturing by watch them all as if I am some obsessed weirdo... wait!!! I am obsessed weirdo haha Never mind. (I secretly love them loli things) :p:p:p
 
I thought as much. I just love that umbrella. If I was able to use here, I would buy one and use it a lot, but sadly, Japanese public would likely not appreciate my humor. lol, but seems, LC people are just as strange in humor as me, which is comforting thought. As for dirty pervy mind, well.... that is a HUGE MUST in LC. No use be here if you/anyone is puritanic and don't like naked lil things lol. except for me. I hate em all and here to be self torturing by watch them all as if I am some obsessed weirdo... wait!!! I am obsessed weirdo haha Never mind. (I secretly love them loli things) :p:p:p
Just censor the middle finger on the umbrella it like what you do with pussy
Thanks for giving me the chance to use this gif again haha
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I thought as much. I just love that umbrella. If I was able to use here, I would buy one and use it a lot, but sadly, Japanese public would likely not appreciate my humor. lol, but seems, LC people are just as strange in humor as me, which is comforting thought. As for dirty pervy mind, well.... that is a HUGE MUST in LC. No use be here if you/anyone is puritanic and don't like naked lil things lol. except for me. I hate em all and here to be self torturing by watch them all as if I am some obsessed weirdo... wait!!! I am obsessed weirdo haha Never mind. (I secretly love them loli things) :p:p:p
I would use it everyday too.
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How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)
To me, her height doesn't really factor into it at all. She could be taller than me.. and I'd be like..

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And I'd still hit it.

No no.. for me.. it's about how evil she is. She has to be evil.. cause I don't wanna have to break up with her and explain why we're not meant to be.

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To me, her height doesn't really factor into it for me. She could be taller than me.. and I'd be like..

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And I'd still hit it.

No no.. for me.. it's about how evil she is. She has to be evil.. cause I don't wanna have to break up with her and explain why we're not meant to be.

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What if she just breaks up with you to be evil?
 
What if she just breaks up with you to be evil?
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Sleazy pig was surely a Slum where is it haha
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you've got to pay for it in sleeze
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