discussion Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

[goons]

How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)

 

[User_141169]

Is it true vampires pretend to hate garlic so humans season themselves it it?

This is correct, and who will reject pre seasoned food? Not me. Garlic humans bring back so many loving memories. Italian roast human. You should drop by sometime for some dinner. I can show you our pre garlic season human selection.

I feel conzibald will agree here

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[Overshot4]

How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)

For me personally it's gotta be my height. A slight variation up and down would be ok but I'd like to look them in the eyes without having to move my head up and down too much.

 

[stoic.nothingness]

The natural drunk, why drink when you can just not sleep.

You must be registered to see attachments

Here is to the force...

You must be registered to see attachments

(Ok, so, don't get offended by this. In my planet it means you are funny and cool. (just had to explain my random umbrella humor) Plus it is one I use a lot with friends.

I mean, I am the lovable vampire... apparently

No need to explain. My humor is random, dark, pervy, and sarcastic. So I liked it.

 

[rathmicforce]

How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)

Waist height for the wheelchair, so i can modify it and have a free ride on long walks
Some thing likes this, if not same height works.

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[Underlord]

How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)

Physically she needs to be attractive height is not really that important.
But then again I have never done that extreme difference in height above or below eye level.
She needs to be physically healthy since I like fit girls....no need to have muscles but at least not fat.

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[stoic.nothingness]

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[MoesephMoeseph's icon]

How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)

As long as she's not fat, I'm happy

(But if I'm being picky, anything in the 4-foot range and I'm in heaven)

 

[User_141169]

You must be registered to see attachments

No need to explain. My humor is random, dark, pervy, and sarcastic. So I liked it.

You must be registered to see attachments

I thought as much. I just love that umbrella. If I was able to use here, I would buy one and use it a lot, but sadly, Japanese public would likely not appreciate my humor. lol, but seems, LC people are just as strange in humor as me, which is comforting thought. As for dirty pervy mind, well.... that is a HUGE MUST in LC. No use be here if you/anyone is puritanic and don't like naked lil things lol. except for me. I hate em all and here to be self torturing by watch them all as if I am some obsessed weirdo... wait!!! I am obsessed weirdo haha Never mind. (I secretly love them loli things)

 

[Underlord]

I thought as much. I just love that umbrella. If I was able to use here, I would buy one and use it a lot, but sadly, Japanese public would likely not appreciate my humor. lol, but seems, LC people are just as strange in humor as me, which is comforting thought. As for dirty pervy mind, well.... that is a HUGE MUST in LC. No use be here if you/anyone is puritanic and don't like naked lil things lol. except for me. I hate em all and here to be self torturing by watch them all as if I am some obsessed weirdo... wait!!! I am obsessed weirdo haha Never mind. (I secretly love them loli things)

Just censor the middle finger on the umbrella it like what you do with pussy
Thanks for giving me the chance to use this gif again haha

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[stoic.nothingness]

I thought as much. I just love that umbrella. If I was able to use here, I would buy one and use it a lot, but sadly, Japanese public would likely not appreciate my humor. lol, but seems, LC people are just as strange in humor as me, which is comforting thought. As for dirty pervy mind, well.... that is a HUGE MUST in LC. No use be here if you/anyone is puritanic and don't like naked lil things lol. except for me. I hate em all and here to be self torturing by watch them all as if I am some obsessed weirdo... wait!!! I am obsessed weirdo haha Never mind. (I secretly love them loli things)

I would use it everyday too.

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[Evil Surgeon]

How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)

To me, her height doesn't really factor into it at all. She could be taller than me.. and I'd be like..

You must be registered to see attachments

And I'd still hit it.

No no.. for me.. it's about how evil she is. She has to be evil.. cause I don't wanna have to break up with her and explain why we're not meant to be.

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[Underlord]

To me, her height doesn't really factor into it for me. She could be taller than me.. and I'd be like..

You must be registered to see attachments

And I'd still hit it.

No no.. for me.. it's about how evil she is. She has to be evil.. cause I don't wanna have to break up with her and explain why we're not meant to be.

You must be registered to see attachments

What if she just breaks up with you to be evil?

 

[Evil Surgeon]

What if she just breaks up with you to be evil?

You must be registered to see attachments

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[bluegreenred]

Sleazy pig was surely a Slum where is it haha

You must be registered to see attachments

You must be registered to see attachments

you've got to pay for it in sleeze

 

[stoic.nothingness]

How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?




(waist height would be wheelchair you Sleazy bastards)

Hmmm. I'm not really picky. Height I don't have a problem with. they can be tall or short. As long as she is good people with a good personality, take care of themselves. I can and will be attracted to them.

 

[SloppySqueezer]

How tall is the Ideal girl to you, and I mean to you physically, so say Taller, same hight, eye level, shoulder, elbow... waist?

Height doesn't matter when she's on her back. I prefer a woman shorter than me though, because otherwise she'd be considered a circus attraction in most countries.

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[User_108364]

You must be registered to see attachments

you've got to pay for it in sleeze

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Height doesn't matter when she's on her back. I prefer a woman shorter than me though, because otherwise she'd be considered a circus attraction in most countries.

You must be registered to see attachments

I have a question. What the fuck is that on her sheets?

You must be registered to see attachments

Wash yo' damn sheets! Ain't nobody wanna see your shit-crumbs and or bedbugs!

 

[KaySwitchPrime]

Yeah, good luck whith that, we are not remotely close to that yet.

It's right around the corner...especially with the clowns that are in the US office

You must be registered to see attachments