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Glad I'm off today
Got one more day until another long paid vacation in December
Now that I'm no longer loopy from lack of sleep

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Underlord calls himself "The Lord of Coins" now, and he has been known to follow people
around on Lurker threads asking other users to send him coins in trade.
So it is hard to imagine that Underlord is now giving away free coins.
And considering the theme of his account is now the troll face, then I could
see him making multiple accounts and pretending to give them coins in order
to be his loyal subjects, so it's possible, because Underlord seems way too greedy
to just throw his coins away.

Underlord after gaining a coin
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So Underlord pretends thtat Underlord's a noble with deep pockets then?

You can't send the Banana Mafia when my family literally grows Cavendish Banana.
My family has been in the Banana business for generations.


[Verse]
Underlord the banana man he rules the street
With his stash of yellow gold that's tough to beat
Steph comes by each day she can't get enough
Sneakin' back for more that sweet banana stuff

[Verse 2]
He’s got a wink that makes the market swoon
Selling ripe delights from morning till noon
Steph’s got a smile that shines like the sun
Chasing that banana fix on the run

[Chorus]
Banana vendor oh so grand
Underlord's the one who understands
Steph can't resist the tasty treats
Golden sweetness dancing in the streets

[Verse 3]
Underlord he’s quick with a clever line
Keeps her coming back every single time
Steph giggles away with each banana bite
In the bustling market filled with pure delight

[Bridge]
The peel slips smooth it's a little crime
Underlord winks this is my prime time
Steph's eyes light up like a starry night
She knows she’s found her one true delight

[Chorus]
Banana vendor oh so grand
Underlord's the one who understands
Steph can't resist the tasty treats
Golden sweetness dancing in the streets

That responses feels anticlimactic compared to this

@Underlord @Slumdum @mime @Evil Surgeon @conzibald @Lix
@Stuffy @-Bonk- @Guz89 @Strut @luciddream

Banana Mafia !





[Verse 1]
Yo, it’s the showdown of the century, and stakes are high,
The Banana Mafia’s rolling deep, watch 'em ride or die
From the alleys, The Sleaze creeps, cunning like a snake.
Dripping oil, slick moves, but every deal’s a fake.
Poison in the pipeline, a sabotage in the shade.
Sleaze slithers in silence, to disrupt the lewd trade.
The Banana crates explode, with potassium flying,
Monkeys in the treetops, and Sleaze boys are crying.
Send in the million dollar mime and make em think fast
Banana crew putting hits out on sleaze with a shotgun blast.
Stacks on stacks, because we run it through the cash machine.,
Cocaine Mime washing the money stacks, and keeping it clean.


[Chorus]

Banana Mafia, golden crew, peel back the truth,
Swingin’ through the jungle, yeah, we keep it smooth.
Boss Stephanie in the front, rocking that sharp suit,
Yellow dripped out, and we coming for Underlord's loot!

[verse 2]

We got captain slum who has gone completely insane
Dropping bombs on the Philippines with the Slum Plane.
In the Limo comes out Conzi, say hello to my little friend.
Swedish Chef with an AK 47 putting the sleaze to an end.
Yeah the whole Jungle’s alive, as the entrance battle rages.
But we're writing history on these Lewd corner pages.
Fuck around with the banana mafia, you better think twice
Because the evil Surgeon will crack your dome with a lead pipe.
Boss Stephanie counting bills in the high rise trees.
Cause we flipping lewd coins while taking out the Sleaze.
We poison their deals, rot their stacks from within.
Slip in, steal the loot, then we vanish in the wind.

[Chorus]

Banana Mafia, golden crew, peel back the truth.
Swingin’ through the jungle, yeah, we keep it smooth.
Boss Stephanie in the front, rocking that sharp suit.
Yellow dripped out, and we coming for Underlord's loot!


[post chorus]

The Sleaze came slick, but they slipped on the banana peel.
Tried to play dirty, but they couldn’t seal the deal.
Stuffy strapped with the rocket launcher ready to fade
Hits the whole sleaze crew with the banana grenade.
Boss Stephanie coming on strong like Tony Soprano.
Send in lix to choke you out, with wire from the piano.
We turned their own games, and flipped the scheme.
But now the sleaze they’re just a memory, a fading dream.
Banana mafia we standing tall, out in the tropic sun.,
Because it's game over for sleaze, and the banana kingdom won.

[Chorus]

Banana Mafia, golden crew, peel back the truth.
Swingin’ through the jungle, yeah, we keep it smooth.
Boss Stephanie in the front, rocking that sharp suit.
Yellow dripped out, and we coming for Underlord's loot!

[fade out]





The question now is how long will this war go on for? Resources are no eternal even with money or is that the goal BANKRUPTCY.
 

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@Stuffy @-Bonk- @Guz89 @Strut @luciddream

Banana Mafia !

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[Verse 1]
Yo, it’s the showdown of the century, and stakes are high,
The Banana Mafia’s rolling deep, watch 'em ride or die
From the alleys, The Sleaze creeps, cunning like a snake.
Dripping oil, slick moves, but every deal’s a fake.
Poison in the pipeline, a sabotage in the shade.
Sleaze slithers in silence, to disrupt the lewd trade.
The Banana crates explode, with potassium flying,
Monkeys in the treetops, and Sleaze boys are crying.
Send in the million dollar mime and make em think fast
Banana crew putting hits out on sleaze with a shotgun blast.
Stacks on stacks, because we run it through the cash machine.,
Cocaine Mime washing the money stacks, and keeping it clean.


[Chorus]

Banana Mafia, golden crew, peel back the truth,
Swingin’ through the jungle, yeah, we keep it smooth.
Boss Stephanie in the front, rocking that sharp suit,
Yellow dripped out, and we coming for Underlord's loot!

[verse 2]

We got captain slum who has gone completely insane
Dropping bombs on the Philippines with the Slum Plane.
In the Limo comes out Conzi, say hello to my little friend.
Swedish Chef with an AK 47 putting the sleaze to an end.
Yeah the whole Jungle’s alive, as the entrance battle rages.
But we're writing history on these Lewd corner pages.
Fuck around with the banana mafia, you better think twice
Because the evil Surgeon will crack your dome with a lead pipe.
Boss Stephanie counting bills in the high rise trees.
Cause we flipping lewd coins while taking out the Sleaze.
We poison their deals, rot their stacks from within.
Slip in, steal the loot, then we vanish in the wind.

[Chorus]

Banana Mafia, golden crew, peel back the truth.
Swingin’ through the jungle, yeah, we keep it smooth.
Boss Stephanie in the front, rocking that sharp suit.
Yellow dripped out, and we coming for Underlord's loot!


[post chorus]

The Sleaze came slick, but they slipped on the banana peel.
Tried to play dirty, but they couldn’t seal the deal.
Stuffy strapped with the rocket launcher ready to fade
Hits the whole sleaze crew with the banana grenade.
Boss Stephanie coming on strong like Tony Soprano.
Send in lix to choke you out, with wire from the piano.
We turned their own games, and flipped the scheme.
But now the sleaze they’re just a memory, a fading dream.
Banana mafia we standing tall, out in the tropic sun.,
Because it's game over for sleaze, and the banana kingdom won.

[Chorus]

Banana Mafia, golden crew, peel back the truth.
Swingin’ through the jungle, yeah, we keep it smooth.
Boss Stephanie in the front, rocking that sharp suit.
Yellow dripped out, and we coming for Underlord's loot!

[fade out]



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So few words for this.





 

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jag tror inte det. :p
I saw what ya did there - Hey I thought this was Engrish only forum -- do we need to call @mime for a judgement and / or possible punishment? ?

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If you want to yap in here (second best way to gain LCs) definetely a yes.
no i mean like is there a sizeable content locked behind it or is it just banners and flashy names
 
no i mean like is there a sizeable content locked behind it or is it just banners and flashy names

Only AI art threads. If you're not into that, you can skip anything above member+ that you already have.
 
I saw what ya did there - Hey I thought this was Engrish only forum -- do we need to call @mime for a judgement and / or possible punishment? ?

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There is the translation a few posts above it, so it doesn't count.

no i mean like is there a sizeable content locked behind it or is it just banners and flashy names

Ranks where there is content locked behind it are only member+ and P4, P1 is still useful because it removes react cooldown which indirectly make it easier to reach P4.
 
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You can't send the Banana Mafia when my family literally grows Cavendish Banana.
My family has been in the Banana business for generations.
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[Verse]
Underlord the banana man he rules the street
With his stash of yellow gold that's tough to beat
Steph comes by each day she can't get enough
Sneakin' back for more that sweet banana stuff

[Verse 2]
He’s got a wink that makes the market swoon
Selling ripe delights from morning till noon
Steph’s got a smile that shines like the sun
Chasing that banana fix on the run

[Chorus]
Banana vendor oh so grand
Underlord's the one who understands
Steph can't resist the tasty treats
Golden sweetness dancing in the streets

[Verse 3]
Underlord he’s quick with a clever line
Keeps her coming back every single time
Steph giggles away with each banana bite
In the bustling market filled with pure delight

[Bridge]
The peel slips smooth it's a little crime
Underlord winks this is my prime time
Steph's eyes light up like a starry night
She knows she’s found her one true delight

[Chorus]
Banana vendor oh so grand
Underlord's the one who understands
Steph can't resist the tasty treats
Golden sweetness dancing in the streets
That was just.

 

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More "nothing" than "very little"

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In my youtube feed I get a lot "american reacts" or similar regarding european countries. That's an enlightening experience.
Didn't feel like making a gigantic quot wall today but the gif perfectly sums it up, America does know .
Finding out how many fucks given though is another issue entirely unless you want to make something go boom
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Didn't feel like making a gigantic quot wall today but the gif perfectly sums it up, America does know .
Finding out how many fucks given though is another issue entirely unless you want to make something go boom
iu
I want democracy cheaper not with expensive fighter jets.
Something with more film worthy like maybe infantry equipment few Toyotas with machine guns and artillery guns.
 
Ya start there and next thing you know you are grooming pigs - just sayin.

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Been working on this years Xmas dinner menu -- the current front runner is

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Now I'm hungry!!!!
Is America a country? Oh, I thought it was a continent 🤭

It has become herd behavior (speech), on both sides.
It is difficult to have individual thoughts, apparently.

America, not north america or south america. You don't call a Canadian an American, just as you don't call an Argentinian an American.

Not sure why this has become such a hot button issue but yes, A lot of Europe has issues with people being arrested for jokes, memes, or simply saying something mean not to be confused with making threats of violence or incitement of violence. Just for clarification, I believe you should be allowed to say anything they want, outside of actual threats or actual incitements of violence. This includes racist weirdos. Just as I believe that the civilized majority of people should have the right to say that the racist dickwad is a piece of shit who should go take a long walk off a short pier. Any country that has a hate speech law, doesn't line up with that. And contrary to popular belief, I actually do research. For example, in France you have Jesper Langballe, who said something that, on surface level was hateful, but if he were to have worded it correctly, he would be correct. He said something that on surface level was fucked up, sure. However, if you actually research Islamic countries such as Afghanistan, Iraq, or Iran, you would see that yes, women can be stoned to death for adultery but if she is raped it will take 8 male witnesses for her to be taken seriously in a "court". How about Germany where you could be arrested for saying something mean. For example, Greens Habeck pressed charges against a man for making an insulting meme.

Didn't feel like making a gigantic quot wall today but the gif perfectly sums it up, America does know .
Finding out how many fucks given though is another issue entirely unless you want to make something go boom
iu

No no arguments on that one, just gotta make sure there's at least one forever war for the defense contractors to make trillions while kill one another because a rich man says to do so
 
Most people get P1 then P4, then goes back for P2 and P3, if they feel like it. :p
Idk about that P4. I may have it come spring 40k is a lot, but honestly It's fun just to pop in here and see the crazy. And maybe be the crazy too.

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If you want cheaper prices your going to have to physically beat the piss out the weapons manufacturers and force theme to lower the prices.
And then the defense contractors
 
Welcome to a large portion of Europe, lmao. But hey, don't worry, if America disarms its people it too will lose their civil rights at some point to~
Please avoid political topics on here. This is not reddit, it's LC.

Important word in the phrase is "i know": Americans tend to know very little about other countries.
Don't make the same mistake in reverse. As an American who has traveled frequently to and done work in non-English-speaking Europe, I can assure you that plenty on both sides of the pond know far less than they think (and are wrong about) the other side of it.


Now let's get back to lewd topics instead of this political crap.

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Please avoid political topics on here. This is not reddit, it's LC.


Don't make the same mistake in reverse. As an American who has traveled frequently to and done work in non-English-speaking Europe, I can assure you that plenty on both sides of the pond know far less than they think (and are wrong about) the other side of it.


Now let's get back to lewd topics instead of this political crap.

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Yes, now let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming.. ;)

And with that.. *lets out the inner Undertard in me*

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Now let's get back to lewd topics instead of this political crap.

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But world peace is political....I want CHAOS!!!
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But world peace is political....I want CHAOS!!!
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I'm not going to speak for everybody... no, wait.. yes, I am.

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