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Glad I'm off today
Got one more day until another long paid vacation in December
Now that I'm no longer loopy from lack of sleep
So Underlord pretends thtat Underlord's a noble with deep pockets then?
That responses feels anticlimactic compared to this
The question now is how long will this war go on for? Resources are no eternal even with money or is that the goal BANKRUPTCY.
Got one more day until another long paid vacation in December
Now that I'm no longer loopy from lack of sleep
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Underlord calls himself "The Lord of Coins" now, and he has been known to follow people
around on Lurker threads asking other users to send him coins in trade.
So it is hard to imagine that Underlord is now giving away free coins.
And considering the theme of his account is now the troll face, then I could
see him making multiple accounts and pretending to give them coins in order
to be his loyal subjects, so it's possible, because Underlord seems way too greedy
to just throw his coins away.
Underlord after gaining a coin
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So Underlord pretends thtat Underlord's a noble with deep pockets then?
You can't send the Banana Mafia when my family literally grows Cavendish Banana.
My family has been in the Banana business for generations.
[Verse]
Underlord the banana man he rules the street
With his stash of yellow gold that's tough to beat
Steph comes by each day she can't get enough
Sneakin' back for more that sweet banana stuff
[Verse 2]
He’s got a wink that makes the market swoon
Selling ripe delights from morning till noon
Steph’s got a smile that shines like the sun
Chasing that banana fix on the run
[Chorus]
Banana vendor oh so grand
Underlord's the one who understands
Steph can't resist the tasty treats
Golden sweetness dancing in the streets
[Verse 3]
Underlord he’s quick with a clever line
Keeps her coming back every single time
Steph giggles away with each banana bite
In the bustling market filled with pure delight
[Bridge]
The peel slips smooth it's a little crime
Underlord winks this is my prime time
Steph's eyes light up like a starry night
She knows she’s found her one true delight
[Chorus]
Banana vendor oh so grand
Underlord's the one who understands
Steph can't resist the tasty treats
Golden sweetness dancing in the streets
That responses feels anticlimactic compared to this
@Underlord @Slumdum @mime @Evil Surgeon @conzibald @Lix
@Stuffy @-Bonk- @Guz89 @Strut @luciddream
Banana Mafia !
[Verse 1]
Yo, it’s the showdown of the century, and stakes are high,
The Banana Mafia’s rolling deep, watch 'em ride or die
From the alleys, The Sleaze creeps, cunning like a snake.
Dripping oil, slick moves, but every deal’s a fake.
Poison in the pipeline, a sabotage in the shade.
Sleaze slithers in silence, to disrupt the lewd trade.
The Banana crates explode, with potassium flying,
Monkeys in the treetops, and Sleaze boys are crying.
Send in the million dollar mime and make em think fast
Banana crew putting hits out on sleaze with a shotgun blast.
Stacks on stacks, because we run it through the cash machine.,
Cocaine Mime washing the money stacks, and keeping it clean.
[Chorus]
Banana Mafia, golden crew, peel back the truth,
Swingin’ through the jungle, yeah, we keep it smooth.
Boss Stephanie in the front, rocking that sharp suit,
Yellow dripped out, and we coming for Underlord's loot!
[verse 2]
We got captain slum who has gone completely insane
Dropping bombs on the Philippines with the Slum Plane.
In the Limo comes out Conzi, say hello to my little friend.
Swedish Chef with an AK 47 putting the sleaze to an end.
Yeah the whole Jungle’s alive, as the entrance battle rages.
But we're writing history on these Lewd corner pages.
Fuck around with the banana mafia, you better think twice
Because the evil Surgeon will crack your dome with a lead pipe.
Boss Stephanie counting bills in the high rise trees.
Cause we flipping lewd coins while taking out the Sleaze.
We poison their deals, rot their stacks from within.
Slip in, steal the loot, then we vanish in the wind.
[Chorus]
Banana Mafia, golden crew, peel back the truth.
Swingin’ through the jungle, yeah, we keep it smooth.
Boss Stephanie in the front, rocking that sharp suit.
Yellow dripped out, and we coming for Underlord's loot!
[post chorus]
The Sleaze came slick, but they slipped on the banana peel.
Tried to play dirty, but they couldn’t seal the deal.
Stuffy strapped with the rocket launcher ready to fade
Hits the whole sleaze crew with the banana grenade.
Boss Stephanie coming on strong like Tony Soprano.
Send in lix to choke you out, with wire from the piano.
We turned their own games, and flipped the scheme.
But now the sleaze they’re just a memory, a fading dream.
Banana mafia we standing tall, out in the tropic sun.,
Because it's game over for sleaze, and the banana kingdom won.
[Chorus]
Banana Mafia, golden crew, peel back the truth.
Swingin’ through the jungle, yeah, we keep it smooth.
Boss Stephanie in the front, rocking that sharp suit.
Yellow dripped out, and we coming for Underlord's loot!
[fade out]
The question now is how long will this war go on for? Resources are no eternal even with money or is that the goal BANKRUPTCY.
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