Amman! Welcome back!
And good morning or whatever it is for you craythree!
Thanks SlumAmman! Welcome back!
Come sit, relax beside Slum!
I'm sure @Doc don't mind us borrowing his office!
My goodness Slum -- how will we survives without you? Especially considering that I have suspicions that you are The Lewdscape version of the Borderlands Game-master
Good Morning everyone
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Zeroing in on locations here
etarded babyfaced view is that on time and history. it seems anything older than maybe 5 years is seen as old and 10 years is fossils or somesuch!and the video is 1 year old!!!!!
Asking? Asking?
I'm actually feeling pretty tired, so i'm gonna call it a night.
I prefer to go with implied consent
anyone else tired of games being milked, slowed down to a crawl or abandoned but not really because the Dev refuses to let his game die so he keeps fucking the corpse out of love?
let's avoid names as to not offend any snowflake who earns more money than me while doing almost nothing (for a moment there I thought I heard someone say eromancer?)
before I start it is important to note that I am not a game Dev, I'm just some random asshole so feel free to fully disagree and keep giving your money to people who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire if it means they would make another dollar from the content.
1. sandbox games that have nothing in them, RPG maker and alike. nothing I hate more than a huge open world with little to no content or arrows instead of "click here to insta go to a room where you can already see the girls location" and then dev answers are mostly "I'm building the game up". no asshole, you're wasting the players time, and there is nothing worse. you lack content and you don't push out new content fast enough so in the meantime you force players to waste hours of time on just the fucking navigation. I've seen games with 50 arrows, leading to 20 rooms, only 5 of those are working and game had seen already 6 updates LOL...
2. the more money the dev make the slower the updates become. isn't that funny? you would think devs that make over 5k dollars per month would be able to find the time to update faster, yet for some reason they update slower. and it's always some bullshit "we fixed a big" or "we move to a new engine/made a new overhaul" no one asked for. and mind you most of those devs are not in the US so to them 5000 dollars is enough money to live happily ever after.
screw your update every 3 months or even every 2 weeks if you're not using a hard to work with Engine. I see Devs who create content from nothing in less time than some "omg I work so hard with my koikatsu engine when I reuse the same animations and call it an update"
3. ingame options that don't outright say "you are about to open our pornish website on your fucking browser without knowing it". how about adding a line of code "are you sure you want to open our website/patreon without any fucking defenses on your default windows browser that you can't remove? XD"
4. the "step mom" or "step sister" or "step grandmother" (this one was the funniest of them all). grown adults playing games on porn hub. "well the banks don't want us to post incest so let's play this game even the 11 year old using our site knows to be bullshit". I could solve this in less than a week, everyone needs to simply stop paying money for porn until the adults in the room start acting like actual adults. if you don't want your game to have loli and incest then just don't focus on that content. this "but I want to use patreon daddy!! they pay me the most" well guess what, they don't want your content. so instead of posting half dicked games how about you move to a platform that accepts your original vision.
isn't it funny the government is basically saying "we care so we fighting against words" but don't care enough to actually remove children from porn sites? how about not allowing anyone below the age of 18 to use social apps like instagram? pretty sure this will solve most of the problems young girls are having now days
5. speaking of original vision, what's this "can you help us with donations?" here on this site after removing so much from content the website? you can't censor this site to oblivion and then ask people for money to support you. unless that money will go to remove any annoying things that prevent this site from being more free from the government (not too much free mind you, A.I loli and alike no one gives a fuck about, real stuff is more about mental health and it's best not to have those things here. hell if this site had pictures of real childre without clothings I would be the first to report it, then I would have to explain to the cops what I was doing here to began with. and I would argue it was research for schoolI'm the first to argue we should bury those kinds of people under the prison - Bill Burr)
TLDR
game devs should be rewarded more for actually working on their games, while being punished severly for dragging users to waste their time.
and remember... if you don't like my post, feels free to join spiderman.
and yes I should make my own game, since all my games are failing me for over a year now.
Bye Amman, sleep well, and see you next time!Thanks Slum
I'm actually feeling pretty tired, so i'm gonna call it a night.
Is that Goatse?
this is the bladerunner 2049 page now.
time to post relatable gifs like
that post nut clarity
or that burning sensation after a night with @conzibald
or looking at the slumwall and not finding yourself
will this one do?Bit disappointed, that's not the kind of Beaver I was hoping to pound tonight!
night night slumbooWelp, I'm off to bed once again.
Bye everyone, have a good rest of your day/night!
See you all tomorrow!
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ye and then when they get too much of it they go mental. and people never stop paying them, it's why most of them prefer patreon. you start checking out games and notice that it's been 6-7 months if not 3 years, with a bare mini of updates if at all yet the dev still making money. I refuse to believe that people are fucking stupid, it's better to thinkt hey forget to cancel their subs.
Lots of furry boots out there
It would have it's own flaws, but it'd maybe be better if instead of monthly patreon payments you just paid for each update (if you felt it was worth it). At least then they're only being paid for actually releasing work.
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