Like, if the goblin or elf poop is different somehow?
@kikomascado said that wombats shit in cubed forms.
Maybe Elves poop little fig leaf shaped nuggets?
Well, they eat a lot of vegetables (being vegetarian) so, maybe they poop like deer?
That would actually be pretty handy. We all have to dig a hole and squat and wipe.
They could just store it in their
poop pellet pouch.



Not quite what I meant. Goblin eat different style of food to dwarf, troll, or human, so it will be different consistency lol. I can safely confirm wombat poop is actually oblong shape and have spikes on one end and cute furry face on the other. I should know, I did live 3 year in Australia and closely examined a Wombat poop as it was pooping haha
Maybe they poop like grasshoppers or any other vegetarian or...
maybe all the poop is just poop shape and make of whatever that creature eats. only its smelly and cover in whatever the poop material consists.
This discussion stinks...
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As for pooper pouch. haha , that's a pretty good idea.. I mean for small animals that don't have huge slush poop. That would require a hole to fill. Maybe just stick with hole or a brown paper bag to set light to and throw at enemy. Now that would be one stinky battle.
I'm sure the leather around the crotch area was separate from the legs.
Like leather chaps with a cod piece.
Or a leather skirt of sorts.
Still, hard to maneuver or remove if there's ever an emergency
I agree, they wear some kind of loin cloth, but to be extra safe, best burn the stink away...
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At least in the original LoTR trilogy, they stay dirty when they don't have a water source nearby. (as much as I remember)
Also, a Hobbit bath would just be like a midget bath. With bigger, hairier toes.
Maybe buy them a goldfish tank to bath in then. Or pick one up from junk yard. The hobbits will surely enjoy the bath. Just remember to take out the piranha fish beforehand or something strange can happen
Somebody lived on the property before the movies. I assume they didn't leave
Yes and I think they still do. There is main house, the land/field, and place where hobbiton is, but I meant some kind of Medieval style settlement where elfs or whatever lives. osme kind of community, but maybe I get it wrong.
Well, any kind of sensuality or nudity is much more quickly shunned in the US.
Somebody gets their head blown off or disemboweled, it's not problem.
one breast or genital and a bunch of dipshits have a meltdown.
There are people that complain about movie nudity and sex scenes still today.
I'm sure it's just the Evangelicals and Puritans and Conservatives trying to turn us all into chuds.
yeah sure.. is that why 90% of Hollywood movies have sex scenes and raunchy acts? because the puritans love watch this if Hollywood makes it, until they decide not to. Those puritans are just stupid liers. They say one thing, then do the opposite and then wonder why USA is in trouble to regain social standards.
I understand if someone have problem with nudity and are genuine and do care but not just complain all the time about useless things., if they dont like it best throw away TV. I hardly come across any modern film that is sex or nude body poart free. There are many, but I mean there are too many that have sex scene with naked parts and yet these puritan complain about the things they feel like and ignore the rest. Maybe we should spam them with thousands of loli porn and teach them the real facts of this 2024 world.
That's only going to get me more excited.
That one isn't so bad, but I have a request: Give me to a cute girl who will want to play with me.
Well, you maybe have to wait in que but then again...
As I mentioned a bit earlier in this thread, I sold my soul to Satan years ago so that wouldn't be an option.
Yes, you told it to me but Uncle Satan.. Luis Eifer De Ville, husband of Cruella De Ville (read carefully and see the actual meaning haha) they told me they don't know you, unless you are that person there... , in that picture???
I have my nose coffee thank you very much
Very nice... very very nice