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[Noci]

It nega Garfield!

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Garfield Nega!

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[Underlord]

I must make mental note not to piss you off lol. Thats pretty hard thing to say lol, but never mind... I kinda expect him to slowly roast your balls on hot fire when he read your reply. Ver very slowly, so remember to wear your fureproof panties just to be safe.

Still hilarious since he is on my ignore list I can't even generally see what he is saying unless I click show haha.
You can easily do it as well.

 

[BananaPrincess]

Sure, when I have to go shopping, I'll grab a couple of bananas then and try it out.

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[User_108364]

Spoiler: hello algeo

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Hiya blood!

Good morning evevryone!

Hope you're all gonna have a wonderful day, even though it Monday!

Spoiler: Xorsm

I feel ya!

Spoiler: Bonki

Goddammit Bonki!
I just replaced that door!
But thank you for killing the lights.
Also saw you went to sleep!

Spoiler: anon

My faithful child, I was starting to become disappointed in you, but you once again renewed your faith in the Slum!
The Slumrog, Hellcoon and Gule has once again been driven back!
Praise the Slum!
May the sleaze be with you.
And let your bananas be ever tasty!

What can I say, Bonki has good taste!

Spoiler: Maskless One

Yes, my child, praise be the Slum, and everything he brings!

Guz, help me, you gotta take it back!


You bet it did!

Spoiler: craythree

But you missed aaaaaallll the amazing lore of the thread!
Hope it was at least a good weekend.

Spoiler: Themoddingfall

I was the same, never posted anyting any other place, but then the first changes happen, where we had to have 20 or 30 posts or something like that, and like 12h online time.
And I couldn't just not have access to the games here, so I started and uhhh kinda never stopped...

Spoiler: Xorsm

I've seen others with that problem too, and I can't figure out what's causing it...
I get it rarely, but some seems to experience it alot...

Spoiler: Other SD

Godzilla is awesome!
I'm not saying, I know all the trivia, but bits and pieces here and there, I do.

In my defence, it's Bonki running around with the "slum" thing for words.

Spoiler: LuqhsA07

Are you also watching the AvP movies then?
Since you're going both.

Spoiler: Raccoonus Maximus

Raccoonus Maximus!

Are you online, are you offline, I can't tell, the green online bubble wasn't there this time, but I'm just gonna leave some scratches for my favorite raccoon!

Spoiler: Bloodheart

He, he found the weakness in my system, nooooooo!

Please Blood, have mercy, I only have so much water in me....

I like these new story(?) images, you started posting!
Also why would the symbiote leave the panties and top on, and not cover them too?
Come on, it covers everything and makes it skintight!

I was this close to be on at the same time at Blood the famous images poster!
NOOOOO!

Sleep well or have fun Blood!

Spoiler: Mod summoning

Lets see what we can find today. *Rummaging through closet*
Ahh this will work.

Are you ready Guwnknime?
Yyyyeeeeeesssss.
Good.
@Guz89 - Dino Charge Red Ranger
@Shawnchapp - Dino Charge Purple Ranger
@BeowulfKnight - Dino Charge Graphite Ranger
@mime- Dino Charge Graphite Ranger
Power Rangers Mods Team! Come forth the site and the thread wants you attention!
MERGE! DEEEELLLEEEETEEEE! CREATE!

Summoning is complete!

I don't know, the green dot doesn't like me sometimes.

I'm here, but maybe a little bit distracted!

 

[Slumdum]

Hiya blood!

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I don't know, the green dot doesn't like me sometimes.

It does seem like, it has, it's own will sometimes...
Just like the "People you follow" on the home page.

I'm here, but maybe a little bit distracted!

Work? Something else?

 

[Safetydummy]

Anyone seen the Anime Film The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim trailer?
Seems interesting since it is giving Castlevania animated vibe but still kinda skeptical....
I mean very very skeptical about it.

I have not. Any release date for it? Like a proper theatrical release or just streaming?

Yeah I know it is always great to see me.
Makes my day when i brush my teeth seeing my beautiful reflection.
It is truly great to see me.

Yeah, I always love seeing Bender too.

Some days, just replying to those that reply to you is good enough.
Other days, it's crickets on your posts and no replies, so you engage with someone's post, or try to start a topic, hopefully a interesting one.
Some of my topics got 0 replies cuz they were boring. Others lasted 20-40 pages (with lots of other posts in between of course).

You have to admit "Tomelons" got quite a bit of mileage.

A cat becomes a mother hen?

Me thinks kitty's just waiting for someone to make them into tasty nuggets.

Spoiler: HOLES!

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Wow, is it weird that the "Silent Hill" Nurses one is kinda hot?

Also, need more ones like that first MLP.

I'm so damn tired of trying to get LC coins, it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up to P4(have just enough for P3 now that it's on sale), that I wonder, is it possible to start a gofundme page or something here for LC coins??? I see some members already have all ranks and still have over 100k i LC

Spoiler: Legal Disclaimer Since I've already been threatened by a lawsuit from a user

This story is a work of parody and should be approached with the same level of seriousness as a squirrel in a business suit. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is purely accidental—unless, of course, you’re actually a character in this story, in which case, sorry about that. The creator of this parody holds no responsibility for any feelings of embarrassment, existential crises, or sudden urges to change your name and move to a remote island. If you find yourself depicted in this tale and it’s causing you distress, please remember: it’s all in good fun, and maybe consider checking out that new hobby you’ve been putting off. No actual reputations were damaged in the making of this story. Enjoy the laughs

Good morning fellow LewdCorner Degens!

To make up for posting Rebecca Black last week I have crafted up this little ditty for you to start your Friday with. Shout out to Slums signature and the few long island ice teas I've had this morning for giving me the inspiration to slap this together. I've put everything in spoilers cause they're all kinda long

Read it to the theme of the Galavant theme song (below for those of you who don't know it)

Spoiler: Play this if unfamiliar with the tune

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Spoiler: LewdCorner Post Purge Theme Song

**Anon:**
Way back in a chaotic age,
When Smols roamed and vampires raged,
In a land of animal wars, and goblins for the newbies,
There was danger, oh, such a spree!

**StephD:**
Smols were wild and goblins tough,
**Safetydummy**:
Vampires made the nights quite rough,
**Citizens:**
In the AI Era, it was a wild, wild ride!

**TheDude14:**
But soon a bad actor’s scheme,
Led to a great purge, a ungodly dream,
**Safetydummy:**
Chaos ruled, confusion grew,
**jsmith666:**
Gods were silent, what to do?

**Anon:**
Esoteric gods, Guz and mime,
Decided fates, in mystic rhyme,
With LoliCoins, they played their game,
And the citizens felt the shame!

**Anon & Company:**
Quarantined to a realm named P4,
Goblins gone, newbies beware,
Svenske kocken’s now on the prowl,
A 'bork, bork, bork' is a deadly howl!

**Anon:**
Oh, @Flaming1 dreams of aiding newbs,
But goblins locked away are causing blues!

**Anon:**
PFPs vanished, @Slumdum came,
Fingerpainting, keeping names the same,
Bingo turned to Uno and Yatzhee fun,
PSA: Avoid the cursed elephant, everyone!

**Anon & Company:**
@Monokuma ’s talks, @Bloodheart ’s tales,
New activities fill the days and nights,
Access to P4 takes some time,
But exploits rise in this new paradigm!

**Anon:**
@Teaspoon ’s tricks, dual personas in play,
Generating wealth in a sneaky way,
@micmitja ’s coffee reign,
@Silwith ’s charm, seeking P4 fame!

**Anon & Company:**
P5’s hidden, they say there’s no more,
Just P4 and nothing else to explore,
@DoverDad dreams of a football team,
@Xorsm ’s a menace, the worst in the scheme!

**Anon:**
@Ketamina ’s daily reminder, stay hydrated,
@Inyo , a noble, mysterious and shaded,
@bonks and @algeo , quite the pair,
Watch out for the stock tips, they’re rare!

**Anon & Company:**
So here’s to the AI Era’s tale,
Wild, chaotic, and full of detail,
From P4’s trials to P5’s lore,
May the story of this era never bore!

After completing my backread of this thread I have compiled my findings into the below abridged lore. also the doverdad line in song makes more sense if you read this for context

Spoiler: Abridged Lurker Lore Post Purge

AI Era- This was a dangerous lawless time, Smols ran free, vampires roamed about, and was host to of all sorts of animal wars; it so dangerous in fact that newbies had goblins given to them by @Flaming1 for their safety when they first joined.

After an infiltration of a bad actor, this era was brought to an abrupt end, and the gods cast a spell that caused a great purge across the land. There was mass confusion in this aftermath with little communications from the gods, and with the future uncertain some people fled the land looking for greener pastures, while others stayed and prayed to the gods for them to return and tell them the way forward.

Eventually the future of the land was decided by the esoteric gods @Guz89 and @mime, beings of great power who it's said can change the lay of the threads, and either grant you great wealth or steal all LoliCoin from your bank account with just a mere thought.

But even gods can make mistakes such as refusing to acknowledge the superiority of the sleaze reaction and refusing to award it positive points, and ignoring the prayers of the people for them to come to their senses. For the safety of it's citizens all the aforementioned content would be now been quarantined into a pocket realm named P4. An area where a select few would be allowed to access after proving their devotion to the land and the gods themselves. There were a some unintended consequences of this great purge. With all the goblins locked away in P4 now there is no one to protect the newbs holes from the Svenske kocken @conzibald . Newbies beware if you hear a 'hurdy gurdy' or a 'bork, bork, bork' it's already too late you belong to him now. May the gods have mercy on your holes. @Flaming1 still has issues sleeping at night knowing he could help the newcomers to the land if only the goblins were allowed to be freed again.

Another issue was that PFP's began to mysteriously disappear so a hero from the previous era @Slumdum, bane of Slumrogs and Hellcoons, who if whispers are to be believed has the ability to summon the gods themselves, arose from retirement and painstankling fingerpainted recreations of the missings PFPs one by one to help keep identities straight for awhile as the citizens of Lewd Corner adjusted to their new way of life.

Of course you cant mention the amazing Slum without talking about their worse half @-Bonk- , a violent goon who roams the land with their gang of Bonkettes harassing the citizens of LewdCorner. Bonks also has a pet raccoon (@algeo) that hangs out with them constantly always running around tackling and throwing people into garbage dumpsters. Never take financial advice from these two, they recommended some cryptocurrencies that absolutely tanked and lost the monies for all the investors. (insert that tiger guy meme)

Thankfully there is the local DR, @EvilSurgeon who is always around to help patch up the victims of this rowdy crew. His prices are affordable, and the rumors that patients leave missing organs is greatly exaggerated.

Before the purge there were many activities to keep the citizens occupied but with a majority of those activities now banished to the P4 realm they had to find new ways to pass the time. Originally they played Bingo, but this was quickly replaced by the more fun games of Uno and Yahtzee. However, beware of the cursed elephant in Yahtzee—some say it’s best avoided. Others gathered round @Monokuma 's podium to listen to his lengthy philosophical musings on all matters of topics from wokeism in casting for movies to the evolution of language. And if those looooooong talks didn't put you to sleep you always had the the enchanting bedtime stories told by @bloodhheart , to you to guarantee sweet dreams for all.

Access to P4 was supposed to take time to be granted but as always people found creative ways to exploit this new system. One person was able to fool the system and took on two persona's (@Teaspoon , and @Underlord) to generate infinite amount of LoliCoins from each other. These lolicoins fund the giveaways of one of the personas granting massive wealth to random citizens. It's still unclear what ulterior motive @Teaspoon has with these competitions of his, so be wary of accepting any LoliCoins from this slippery spoon. And there are rumors of cosmetic enhancements from fork to spoon—though such matters are best left unspoken.

Of course these were not the only people to try and quickly make a fortune in this new system, @micmitja quickly cornered the coffee market, creating a caffeine dependency among the citizens. A few holdouts still prefer tea, but @micmitja’s coffee empire remains dominant. Others like the femboy extraordinaire @Silwith quickly gained enough favor to be granted access to P4 by leveraging their charms and whoring themselves out to whoever would give them coin.

Most importantly it was discovered that there was an even more covert area, called P5 that has being hidden from all but a select few of the gentry The Lurker Legion with talks of even more areas heing explored. There is no evidence anywhere in the lore pointing towards any type of P5 conspiracy, there is nothing after P4 it is a waste of time to keep looking.

Other citizens of note in the Lore:

@DoverDad 's Dreams of having enough children to form his own football team, @DoverDad faced the challenge of moving his large family post-purge but decided it was more practical to stay put.

@xoram: A notorious figure, known for his malevolent nature and the danger he poses to anyone’s GPUs.

@Ketamina The beloved bot reminds everyone daily to stay hydrated and maintain good posture, an essential service in the chaotic world.

@Inyo is a striking figure who appears like a shadow during the dark hours of the night. Dressed almost always in black, they possess an ethereal quality, often seeming to vanish into the air with an almost magical grace. Their pale skin and sharp smile add to their enigmatic presence, leaving a trail of intrigue wherever they go. They're a noble who hails from a distant land, their origins shrouded in mystery

Praise the Slum!
May the sleaze be with you.
And let your bananas be ever tasty!​

THIS. This was impressive. Had to re-read it AFTER hearing the song the first time.
Is that actual show?
The song and the story were both masterpieces. Conzi's kiss
Also,

Hello J
Well you're way ahead of me. I'm just starting my caffeine intake.
Can't deal with anyone at the office before massive amounts of coffee

You just need less blood in your caffeine stream, like so...

Thanks to Blood for the image.

but of course, and it always broke my heart to see people treating her poorly, but we all have to face the consequences of our actions, I guess

Really, I'm sorry to hear that.
What happened?
She wasn't treated badly here I hope...

 

[Underlord]

I have not. Any release date for it? Like a proper theatrical release or just streaming?

Seems to be around Dec. Still seems to be a theater based film.
"The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim is scheduled to be released theatrically in the United States by Warner Bros. Pictures on December 13, 2024."

 

[Northyz]

Did I miss something here?... need do read back ! haha

 

[Underlord]

Did I miss something here?... need do read back ! haha

You missed the part that you need to use a PFP or avatar for free 5 LC I think haha

 

[MrGlytch]

Finally got enough for Members+ and the fucking sale ends. I hate it here...

 

[CozeeBeaver]

Good morning Slum! Might I suggest a healthy bowl of cereal with some bananas sliced up in it
or perhaps a banana muffin to get your day going.As they say breakfast is the most important
meal of the day.

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Its a bank holiday here in the UK. Doesn't make a lot of difference to me as I have 7 days a week off now I'm retired!

 

[Underlord]

Its a bank holiday here in the UK. Doesn't make a lot of difference to me as I have 7 days a week off now I'm retired!

Sounds like those death flag if you were in a tv show haha

 

[Northyz]

You missed the part that you need to use a PFP or avatar for free 5 LC I think haha

Tip of the day !

 

[User_108364]

We haven't gotten update on the raccon civil war for a while now has any won yet?

Yes, it ended. And Slumgirl was there for some reason!

It does seem like, it has, it's own will sometimes...
Just like the "People you follow" on the home page.

Work? Something else?

 

[ccxvidonaferens]

The french we talk in the south of the country differ on some point from the Paris french (because it's influenced by occitan). The name of this pastry is one of those words that are different. So we like joking about that (but it's obvious it's us people in the south who have it right haha).

Is this similar to the debate in the UK as to the correct way to pronounce the word scone. Some think its pronounced scone (to rhyme with gone) whilst others think it should be scone (to rhyme with hone).

 

[LUVGAMZ23]

You have to admit "Tomelons" got quite a bit of mileage.

I've said and done quite a few stinkers in my life.

The tomelon hit came out of left field.

At least I have a legacy now.

 

[Safetydummy]

How could you forget about the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things?

Also, also *Ding*
(Love CinemaSins)

Spoiler: night lucid

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Spoiler: heres a link to one

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its on steam from what the iv learned

I may just have to dust off my Steam account and see if I can actually play it.

you literally just search up try on haul transparent on youtube"

Ohhhh, for some reason my stupid brain kept reading "U-haul" and I couldn't figure out HOW that was "porn".
I see now. Thanks for the link. It's "interesting" to say that least...

King Crab is very good. I would go with a lobster over King Crab, but just flavor.
If I'm buying, it's going to be King Crab for sure!

Really? I don't know I just think crab is more savory, BUT King Crab? Oh, yeah. Definitely.

Speaking of CDs... I have a bunch of backed up stuff on CD-R from 1999-2001
About 20 CD with a bunch of stuff I don't need to save. 6 of the CDs read

Sooo, "Disc-rot" got the other 14?
Yeah, I was thinking about all of my PS1-PS3 games... Wonder how long they have left?
Wonder if the contacts on NES, SNES, N64, GBA, and Sega Genesis games suffer some type of degradation if left out in the open now?

My Sister in Law makes a masterpiece Prime Rib. Smoked on a Traeger for 10 hours or something.
She's making brisket next month and I am looking forward to it.

Mmmmm, Brisket...

Ever since the "We have the meats" slogan started, they have really made some great fast food.
The ribs, pork belly, and burgers are A+.
Their brisket is subpar though. Too much chewy fat and overcooked every time I've gotten it.

Too bad they haven't brought back the porkbelly sammich, though... Some places even had venison for a bit...
Don't forget their Wagyu Beef burgers they had for while- supposed to be some of the most tender and buttery flavoured beef there is...unless they overcook the fuck out of it and dry it out- so that it changes states to become carbon.
Don't offer something like that and then fuck it up (especially at THAT price).

O but they have been and gone. You may need keep watch from your blood count. They are the art of masterful secret acts. You never notice them arrive and go. They are true vampire thralls. Not those clumsy, useless inbreed Hollywood fake ones. A true thrall and especially a true vampire will take your blood and not even leave a mark. You never will know. Now we have your address the faya can come also and have a suck.

Then I shall await your Fae and prepare my "willie" net.

It's not that filling to eat some pussy.
Hopefully you get some with cream filling.

I believe that's called a yeast infection.

I'm from a rural area, too.
Let me tell you, as a person who works blue collar jobs, rural and urban people are both fucking morons.
Educated or not, they're all stupid. Not 100%, I guess, but about 97%

Godzilla is awesome!
I'm not saying, I know all the trivia, but bits and pieces here and there, I do.

Yeah, but it's not something everybody knows.

In my defence, it's Bonki running around with the "slum" thing for words.

Well, it's catching on- they seem to have a whole lexicon of "some" words building.

Well, I managed to make not a dent in this back read- between songs, stories, and sheer clothing...today was a bust. I think I just reached the beginning of bloody Saturday.

Anyway, time for me to die.
I shall holler at y'all in a couple of hours with any luck.
G'nite Fellow Lurkers.



In my absence- enjoy a nerd song.

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[Amman]

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Is this similar to the debate in the UK as to the correct way to pronounce the word scone. Some think its pronounced scone (to rhyme with gone) whilst others think it should be scone (to rhyme with hone).

Some think its pronounced scone (to rhyme with gone)

 

[Butters944]

I got a late start today.. hope you all are doing fine

 

[Slumdum]

Yeah, but it's not something everybody knows.

Maybe, for me it was just a little piece with refuses to let go.

Well, it's catching on- they seem to have a whole lexicon of "some" words building.

Gotta ask Bonki for it at some point then!

Well, I managed to make not a dent in this back read- between songs, stories, and sheer clothing...today was a bust. I think I just reached the beginning of bloody Saturday.

Anyway, time for me to die.
I shall holler at y'all in a couple of hours with any luck.
G'nite Fellow Lurkers.

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In my absence- enjoy a nerd song.

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Bye Other SD.
Sleep well and get some rest!

And a good afternoon to Amman!
Good to see you, and what have you planned for the day? Work?

I got a late start today.. hope you all are doing fine

Well late good morning then Butters944!
Doing fine, doing fine.