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[luciddream]

Just got back from Alaska. I give it a 2/10. Mainly because the people (wife friends) we were staying with well let’s just say I never sat down at a table and ate my food on a dirty plate next to a used diaper before. Besides that home environment they didn’t really want to do anything and made us pay for everything for them. We spent so much money on them. So that sucks. The only great thing was the hike or shall I say one of the few outside things we did. They wanted to turn back after 20 min of walking and said fuck it I’m climbing this mountain (no trail just B-lined it). Gotta experience true Beaty in this world. So if I didn’t get that experience it would have been a -1/10. Glad to be home and wash the bed bugs off and burn my cloths… and take a shit in piece.

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Who goes to Alaska and not want to hike? Strange people but welcome back. Nothing like coming home to your own bathroom.

 

[Tosser]

Just got back from Alaska. I give it a 2/10. Mainly because the people (wife friends) we were staying with well let’s just say I never sat down at a table and ate my food on a dirty plate next to a used diaper before. Besides that home environment they didn’t really want to do anything and made us pay for everything for them. We spent so much money on them. So that sucks. The only great thing was the hike or shall I say one of the few outside things we did. They wanted to turn back after 20 min of walking and said fuck it I’m climbing this mountain (no trail just B-lined it). Gotta experience true Beaty in this world. So if I didn’t get that experience it would have been a -1/10. Glad to be home and wash the bed bugs off and burn my cloths… and take a shit in piece.

Sounds more like a "family friends" issue than an "Alaska" issue.

Maybe try it again but stay some place else.

I'd love to go up there some day on a halibut trip.

 

[PsychicJohn]

Depends on their facial structure I guess, a lot of animals have small or no teeth, and usually only some teeth are sharp, dragons are just an outlier because they're mythical so there's no need to worry about them cutting their own mouths.

Their own mouths? Wasn't the worry about them potentially cutting your dick during a bj?

 

[kikomascado]

Just got back from Alaska. I give it a 2/10. Mainly because the people (wife friends) we were staying with well let’s just say I never sat down at a table and ate my food on a dirty plate next to a used diaper before. Besides that home environment they didn’t really want to do anything and made us pay for everything for them. We spent so much money on them. So that sucks. The only great thing was the hike or shall I say one of the few outside things we did. They wanted to turn back after 20 min of walking and said fuck it I’m climbing this mountain (no trail just B-lined it). Gotta experience true Beaty in this world. So if I didn’t get that experience it would have been a -1/10. Glad to be home and wash the bed bugs off and burn my cloths… and take a shit in piece.

Did the wife got kinda upset with them, too? Or did she defend them? My friends and my wife's friends are almost the same, but if someone do something to one of us, the other will take the partner side. We've also had some not "friendly" friends, but we starting avoiding them.
We had friends that always "didn't have money", so we were happy to pay for them (it's normal between our friends), but we started noticing that they were always going out alone to expensive places, so we just started not inviting them...

I actually think the tide is turning back a bit. A lot of people are fed up with payment processors refusing transactions for reasons other than loli (like buying guns in the US) and there's been unofficial sources from credit card companies saying they don't want to or plan on cutting out customers who want to buy legal things. Eventually we might get a "freedom" focused payment processor that makes their whole brand that they'll never refuse legal custom and won't track anything more than they're legally required to, like Rumble is trying to do with video streaming. Maybe someone will do make a company for the same with webhosting too.

I think it's more than the payment companies. Because of the globalization, the culture of our world seems each time "less separate", and the west is really vocal about those things, so I'm afraid of even Japan surrendering to it, not because of laws, payment or whatever, but just by sheer pressure and shaming. It maybe won't be "extinct", but it seems it's getting rarer and rarer...

 

[HTYYHRK]

Their own mouths? Wasn't the worry about them potentially cutting your dick during a bj?

I mean a real animal can't just have all sharp teeth because they need to grind down food and if you had sharp teeth in the back of your mouth I'd think you could cut your mouth on them. Like look at a wolf's front teeth and imagine how that wouldn't work if all their teeth were like them. But a dragon is fictional so all their teeth can be sharp.

 

[Tosser]

I mean a real animal can't just have all sharp teeth because they need to grind down food and if you had sharp teeth in the back of your mouth I'd think you could cut your mouth on them. Like look at a wolf's front teeth and imagine how that wouldn't work if all their teeth were like them. But a dragon is fictional so all their teeth can be sharp.

Sharks are real and all their teeth are sharp.

 

[luciddream]

Sharks are real and all their teeth are sharp.

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or Marine Biologist, whatever.

lets see who gets this joke.

 

[PsychicJohn]

Sharks are real and all their teeth are sharp.

Thats true

Spoiler: i mean just have a look at those teeth

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[Underlord]

Okay then... I'll start posting in the money thread again.

@Underlord We're bringing back the money thread, so you have to post in it to.

I will once I hit 1,000,000 or something haha

 

[HTYYHRK]

Sharks are real and all their teeth are sharp.

Good point, looks like sharkgirl bjs are off the menu.

 

[Davidtoxy]

I'm going to jump in and suggest that we might be looking at the dragon blowjob question the wrong way... if it's a fire drake, yes, decidedly unpleasant. If, on the other hand, it's an ice dragon that burps, why then it's probably just like getting a blowjob from a girl with an ice cube in her mouth. Very stimulating. A lightening based dragon would be like using an electro-stim. An acid based dragon.... well, the agony and the ecstasy.

Moving on to dragon like creature... a hydra could probably give a rim job whilst deep throating and talk dirty at the same time - they excel in multitasking.

Jormungandr would probably offer a superb experience of erotic asphyxiation.

And a basilisk would probably leave you hard as a rock.

sounds insteresting <3

 

[anon670-1]

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or Marine Biologist, whatever.

lets see who gets this joke.

I want to say

ETA the whole speech that goes with the gif:

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli,” George rants. “I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, ‘Easy, big fella!’ And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
“Then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.”

 

[PsychicJohn]

Good point, looks like sharkgirl bjs are off the menu.

Not if you are brave enough

 

[Tosser]

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or Marine Biologist, whatever.

I saw the movie once several years ago, but don't remember the joke.

 

[luciddream]

I will once I hit 1,000,000 or something haha

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How are you not there yet?

Good point, looks like sharkgirl bjs are off the menu.

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I want to say

Winner.

I saw the movie once several years ago, but don't remember the joke.

Not a movie, Seinfeld episode where George goes out to save the whale from Kramers golf ball.

 

[Tosser]

Good point, looks like sharkgirl bjs are off the menu.

Spoiler: Maybe if you use a "shark cage"?

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[kikomascado]

Good point, looks like sharkgirl bjs are off the menu.

You could just adapt one of these:

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[Bloodheart]

I'm going to jump in and suggest that we might be looking at the dragon blowjob question the wrong way... if it's a fire drake, yes, decidedly unpleasant. If, on the other hand, it's an ice dragon that burps, why then it's probably just like getting a blowjob from a girl with an ice cube in her mouth. Very stimulating. A lightening based dragon would be like using an electro-stim. An acid based dragon.... well, the agony and the ecstasy.

Moving on to dragon like creature... a hydra could probably give a rim job whilst deep throating and talk dirty at the same time - they excel in multitasking.

Jormungandr would probably offer a superb experience of erotic asphyxiation.

And a basilisk would probably leave you hard as a rock.

Im usually not into dragons, but the description of some of these potential experiences you could have....

And here's where I'll need to defer to Bloodheart the Dragon Master to see if any of these ideas can be willing into visual existence

the first thing to realize with dragons is that it depends what type your speaking of are they the superior apex predators of creation(dnd) or are they the hidden watchers and care takers(warcraft) maybe they are feral beasts of annihilation(harry potter), are they more spiritual or divine like(fire emblem) and lastly are they just humans writ large in personality (generic fantasy worlds), next is in terms of species they are

Spoiler: examples

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because each typing can have a variety of different sizes, diet, sexual attributes, etc. Next is the simple question is are they shapeshifters, anthro, or purely feral in body type which can effect sexual properties(cloaca, human style genitals, or even completely alien anatomy. the ability's of dragons are one of which would effect how the "performance" affects things for example the ice type dragons will not just have cold breath instead the entirety of their bodies are likely sub zero temperature because they have a large tendency to live in tundra's, greens are usually highly toxic, blacks are cruel and corrosive and the environments general correspond with that. long story short dragons would probably kill everyone that try's to Boink them unless they are drakes or shapeshifters but hey as fantasy creature they could be of any variety you want to have sex with

 

[PsychicJohn]

the first thing to realize with dragons is that it depends what type your speaking of are they the superior apex predators of creation(dnd) or are they the hidden watchers and care takers(warcraft) maybe they are feral beasts of annihilation(harry potter), are they more spiritual or divine like(fire emblem) and lastly are they just humans writ large in personality (generic fantasy worlds), next is in terms of species they are

Spoiler: examples

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because each typing can have a variety of different sizes, diet, sexual attributes, etc. Next is the simple question is are they shapeshifters, anthro, or purely feral in body type which can effect sexual properties(cloaca, human style genitals, or even completely alien anatomy. the ability's of dragons are one of which would effect how the "performance" affects things for example the ice type dragons will not just have cold breath instead the entirety of their bodies are likely sub zero temperature because they have a large tendency to live in tundra's, greens are usually highly toxic, blacks are cruel and corrosive and the environments general correspond with that. long story short dragons would probably kill everyone that try's to Boink them unless they are drakes or shapeshifters but hey as fantasy creature they could be of any variety you want to have sex with

 

[Tosser]

Not a movie, Seinfeld episode where George goes out to save the whale from Kramers golf ball.

I remember that. Then someone posted the .gif. That was way too many brain cells ago! While I remember a lot of trivia, Seinfeld trivia is pretty low on the list - not that there should be anything wrong with that.