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So that is why you like goblins they make yours look average size...
I know you're not accusing @Flaming1 of a tiny penis when we all know you're Filipino
I'm losing my mind over the idea of people sharing data via ejaculation
like imagine two office workers or something and it's like
"hey man I think you forgot to send me those files I asked for"
"oh whoops my bad man just gimme a sec"
*starts zerkin off*
"here you go"
why is this so funny to me I shouldn't be finding this so funny
Now those Japanese bukkake news programs makes more sense...
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She's just gathering information!
for a lover of subhuman elven animals
How often do you think of snake pussy?
 

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I can recommend the Swedish version, didn't care for the American one.
The Swedish one was much darker, but the cast in the American one didn't do a bad job. :p
It took me three weeks of hardcore gay po.... I mean, 3 weeks of rapid posting. And, only got it with the discount. It wasn'ta small amount of interaction, seems stupid to try to do that just to be a dickbag.
AND the TRUTH comes OUT (of the closet). :ROFLMAO:
You guys can all jiggle the testes of the first movie. It was very good!
But, I thought City of Angels was better cinematography and the soundtrack was equal in greatness as the first movie.
Plus, an original story, and was a very good take on the first movie. Most of the hate was unwarranted, IMO.
I just think it's iconic because Brandon Lee (killed it, no pun intended), but Vincent Perez really didn't do a bad job- maybe the writing could've been better. Dude had big shoes to fill- kinda like whomever tries to become the next Joker. Heath Ledger may have ruined that job for many, many, many years to come for other actors... :ROFLMAO:
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I see a surgeon and a raccoon showing their stuff off at the beach.

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Hiya Bonk, we can wreck things up here.
I like the way I look. It's gonna really show off my 3 balls..
To be fair (to be fair), you probably have a "monitor tan" like most of us- wouldn't it be more like this? :ROFLMAO:



My mind went immediately to bush. :ROFLMAO:

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My mind immediately goes to bush, and neatly trimmed, and none at all and wait, what were we talking about? :ROFLMAO:
I'd be more than happy to share a picture of me from 15 years ago. I mean, if it were allowed.. I'd show off my biker/Village People mustache I had to walk around with for a week because of a bet I lost. :ROFLMAO:
So were the ass-less chaps and MLP "Twilight Sparkle" butt-plug tail part of the bet OR just to complete the ensemble? :ROFLMAO:
 

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In Brasil we don't celebrate Dia de los Muertos, but we also have a day to mourning our deads. It's not a celebration like the mexicans, but it is a holiday here.
Festa Junina's food is mainly made of corn, so no problem for you.
To see a Carnival Parade just like the news, you have to go to Rio de Janeiro or São Paulo, but everywhere you have a band playing Carnival music, usually parading, but in this case YOU ARE THE PARADE! This happens in small city, and also in big cities, with known artists bringing millions behind them singing.
It is interesting how Brazil is different from place like Mexico, but maybe just culture is different this way from the Spanish speaking places. We also have a ceremony of celebrate the dead, or I should say some Japanese do because it is old old practice that many younger generation don't even know these days. I think also here it is more about light candles and just give our ancestors honor.
I like corn so Festa Junina should be something i can enjoy. I heard most Brazil people are very friendly and welcome visitors so seems nice place.
I did hear about the Rio De Janeiro Carnival. This is the one I remember see on the tourist shows here. They explain many many people are in the streets just have lot of fun and there are also people who hand make their costumes and such and it is supposed to be a huge family event, so, seems good fun. I actually only know very very small bit abo0ut Brazil. Almost nothing really, only that the Amazon Forest is there and something about many people want to help protect the virgin forest and the cool creatures lives there as well as some tribes of Amazon, but the South America lands interest me, so, maybe one day can visit some countries. I love different country food so I will enjoy this lol.
 
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That's... hrrrmmm
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I'll tell you what, you keep your animal pussy.
The snussy belongs to you.

Thanks man.



I'm sorry I didn't post any giant juicy reptile cloaca for you.

Not really though.
 

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Just when I think I seen it all this show up... Snake pussy sex... What can people think about next? Ant sex? lol
 
Just when I think I seen it all this show up... Snake pussy sex... What can people think about next? Ant sex? lol
Now you've gone and done it!

You know what these pages will be filled with by tomorrow?!
 
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AND the TRUTH comes OUT (of the closet). :ROFLMAO:
I wish! Imagine the money I could make and the free time I would have to backread if I could get paid for porn!

I just think it's iconic because Brandon Lee (killed it, no pun intended), but Vincent Perez really didn't do a bad job- maybe the writing could've been better. Dude had big shoes to fill- kinda like whomever tried to become the next Joker. Heath Ledger may have ruined that job for many, many, many years to come for other actors... :ROFLMAO:
I think the reason I'm so defensive of City of Angels is how harsh everyone is about the movie because of the first movie.
The loss of Brandon Lee seems to make people hate the second one more, too.

To be fair (to be fair), you probably have a "monitor tan" like most of us- wouldn't it be more like this? :ROFLMAO:
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I wish I could tan my sack by the light of the monitor!
My pink-n-wrinklies could be bronze balls!

So were the ass-less chaps and MLP "Twilight Sparkle" butt-plug tail part of the bet OR just to complete the ensemble? :ROFLMAO:
Dressing up for prom at the YMCA?


Almost nothing really, only that the Amazon Forest is there and something about many people want to help protect the virgin forest and the cool creatures lives there as well as some tribes of Amazon, but the South America lands interest me, so, maybe one day can visit some countries. I love different country food so I will enjoy this lol.
The rain forest is a bucket list visit for me. I want to go for a month and just hide in the jungle.

Just when I think I seen it all this show up... Snake pussy sex... What can people think about next? Ant sex? lol
Oh no. Here we go
 
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They're not mean, and they're very skittish, so they usually don't come that close to us, but they are little burglars that will also leave a giant mess if you don't lock the trash bins. Hahaha
They open the lid and tear apart all the trash bags, leaving trash everywhere. But they're very cute, so that's okay. :giggle:
yeah, I hear lot of critter do that in USA and some South America countries, so best try make sure they cant get to the trash but if i see such things i would be amazed, even raccoons do this I heard and bears, so it is just nature.
I think every colonized country has some kind of disaffection to the colonizer country. Hahaha
I may be biased, but I think Brazil is very good to travel for. It being one of the biggest countries on total area, have lots of difference landscapes, climates, cultures, foods, so it can be really diverse.
We brazilians are mostly friendly, yes, but there are exceptions and even the friendly ones can take advantage of "gringos", so beware! Always stay alert for theft, never leave belongings unattended and do your own math for the prices (some business will convert using double the rates! Hahaha).
But our food is delicious, there is plenty of nature (at least for now, it's been years since companies and businessmen deforest it with the government not doing anything...) and beautiful beaches. I hope you come someday and like it!
Obviously portuguese comes from Portugal, but it also has a lot of other influences that affected our culture and maybe our language as well.
I think our country must be one of the most mixed countries in the world (if not the one). We have the biggest japanese community outside Japan, the biggest lebanese community outside lebanese countries, the biggest italian community outside Italy, and I think the most african population outside the countries from the Africa continent. That's why our country has so much different stuff mixed together. :p
I think the first version of romaji was created during the Nanban trade period, when Japan had a lot of portuguese influence. Bread, sweets, playing cards and many more were all introduced by Portugal, as far as I know. The influence was so big that Japan completely locked itself for outsiders cultures by prohibiting any further exchange with Portugal and creating an artificial island to trade with other countries, without the foreigners coming in contact with the japanese population, or something like that. I find this bit of history really interesting and a very robust "link" between the two cultures.
After the internet, some youngsters started making some halloween parties and such, but the general population don't celebrate it. I mean, there's thematic products, candies and such, but it's marketing, they'll sell to you everything, even more so if it's imported...
And don't worry, Philippines and Brazil are cousin countries. We are similar for some reason, and the "but crime is bad so make sure you understand and dress with nothing expensive because there are bandit there, but the people are very nice" is my reality everyday. :ROFLMAO:
My wife have never been there, and I don't have any memories of it, so it would be a new experience from us. But we already consume japanese culture a lot, we would definitely love it!
yes, this true. Guess it is this way. Same when I lived before in Australia, the Natives Aboriginal have huge problems with the western settlers but I like to think one day the balance will be restore somehow.
I also notice it seems Brazil is one of safest South America countries but yes, I am aware about theft and crime. I did see documentary about how poor some areas are and how these people live are very hard and so they need to do something to survive. Even here, some business try to over charge foreigner for things, so, this is common for tourist in many countries. But i probably will not go to Brazil or even any place outside Japan because it cost a lot of money, but never know. it is place I certainly feel seems nice, or I should say, mostly nice. Most people most likely will ask if I am from China lol. I had this in some other foreign country before but its ok, they don't know.
Im glad the government and businesses stopped or slow down the killing of the forest but I did see on documentary that illegal gold mining and such still happens in the Amazon and there are still some problems but actually this is same in many country I feel.
I understand this. Many country have similar things and so, even Spanish countries talk different to mainland Spain. Even USA and UK, so this is normal. Pert of Japan have also some native who talk in strange kinds of Japanese so we have some similar things here.
Wow! I never knew Brazil have so many different cultures and huge Japanese population. It sounds cool and interesting.
Sadly, I don't know a lot about this part of history of Japan and Romanji. I didn't study it hardly at all, but I did realise something about big trade with foreigners some time before the WW1 and 2, then Japan closed its doors to outside world until 1945. Interesting fun fact.. or maybe not so fun.. There is now growing nationalism to try to reduce tourists and foreigners in Japan because recent years there is too many dirty and selfish tourists who spoil all the best place and don't respect Japanese rules. i feel Japan likes tourism but on other hand is getting tired of the bad behavior, so big changes are soon to take place it seems. Its a shame some idiot spoil everything else for the rest of decent people. I even seen trash and junk in one of the worlds most beautiful parks. Not just once but a few times. This was after some asholes tourists just was too lazy to pick up their junk. It happens apparently a lot. Also they invade private streets with signs ask tourists not to go because of private reasons. Those dumb youtubers are often jerks. hmmmmm not good for everyone else who are cool. A few spoil the mood for all.
Yes, i been to 3rd word country once and so i understand this. Just i will wear my t shirt and jeans and keep maybe $5 on pocket and hide rest in my panties or somewhere safe away from pocket thiefs lol. If someone wants my money they get $5 and I can empty my pockets and pretend to be sad that i have no more hahaha
Man, you and wife will love Japan and I can give you list of most beautiful places to visit. Crime is very very low and you and her can walk Tokyo street in night and no one will harm you ever. People still welcome tourists in many part of Japan but there are places where they are not so fussy about foreigners. Not racist but just maybe more traditional. Its hard to explain but my are not likely to visit those smaller villages and towns hard to get to.
 
Hi everyone, good luck for the day, I've already arrived at work and it's already boring x)
Good morning. I have an hour left before I start. Almost done for the week though. No work tomorrow!!
 
Oh, my dear, you seem to live in the past

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Wtf is that....
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I can't believe they announced a Borderlands 4, where did they even get the money for it? The movie? :oops:
2K Games is owned by Take Two Interactive so it's all GTA money.
 
Oh no. Here we go
hahahaha well, I mean??? snake pussy sex??? What can I say?
Now you've gone and done it!

You know what these pages will be filled with by tomorrow?!
Well, insect sex??? O nooooo???? Ahhhhh!!!! WTF? lol. I mean... not my thing but??? mmmmmmm :p The seen is planted, and out of the seen will maybe grow something big
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It's good. Straight is okay, but I like it in coffee or on ice cream as well - vanilla bean, Dutch chocolate or coffee ice cream are the best matches for me. ;)
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Are those mouse droppings floating in it? :ROFLMAO:
Just wanted to share what i am walking around with in my inventory on a game im currently playing
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"SNAP INTO A SLIM-QUIM!"

:ROFLMAO:

A portable hole?
Is someone watching "The Yellow Submarine"? (Speaking of classic movies...)

I work for the inquisition it is all for the glory of god! or somesuch
"Let's face it, Ya can't Torquemada anything!" :ROFLMAO:


Oh shit you just reminded me
THANX
I'm so terrible with this too... :ROFLMAO:
mmmm..jerky
OH YEAH!:ROFLMAO:
Bailey's and coffee is wonderful....of course so is coffee with whisky.
AND so is JUST whiskey. 😋
...but back to The Crow again....

Given the circumstances of Brandon Lee's death, is anybody surprised that...



...frolics freely about the forest?

OK. I'm over it now.


P.S. I wouldn't touch The Crow reboot with Arthur Conzarelli's pecker.
Just whom is "Arthur 'Conzarelli''? AND why are you touching his pecker to begin with? "Jumping the Cock"? :ROFLMAO:
Replying to myself to remind me that there is one remake of the Crow I'd want to watch.
THIS I would watch. Would Gypsy be his dead girlfriend OR Tom Servo in a wig? :ROFLMAO:
Also, dinner was delicious!
BEHOLD MY CORN
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Weird. IT'S going to look like that later only much darker... :ROFLMAO:
Here we have lots of use for corn, such as:
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Like I said, corn is very versatile, and delicious!
IF it's not potatoes with you it's corn? Do y'all only grow two crops? :p
I know how to read hiragana and katakana (and some 10 or so kanji, which is nothing.
Hiragana has 46.
Katakana has 46.
Kanji has 50K?! I don't know if there are that many English words- with a 26 letter alphabet.
:ROFLMAO:
 

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Freaks out.....Beaks out !!


There are many interesting creatures in the forest of Lewd. Like this majestic Slumduck
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack !!
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Also this Tiger Mod rawar! rawar!
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And the beautiful Silrog Fox which can run up to 45 MPH


Also the Lewd river is filled with various fish, such as the Evil Sturgeon


And the Catfish



Also this perverted old wolf that spends its time licking itself.

What kind of abomination did I just wake up to?
 
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