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[User_106373]

ah yes that shit that'll wreck you for weeks. i hate it. stupid tree sperm

I just posted worse... or maybe you will think its better haha???

 

[Safetydummy]

Your blood hugs don't get any less scary!

Also I'm currently doing battle with the massive spider that wants to hang around my computer for some reason.

It randomly skitters up the wall behind my monitor and freaks me out.

Just be glad ya weren't poopin'...

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That's why you choke her! Hard to think about cock size if her life is flashing before her eyes.

BUT what if she remembers the bigger cocks she's had while this happening? Seems counterproductive.

At least we're nice enough to welcome them before we feed them to conzi.

You have to meter kindness and cruelty in equal measure.
Even a condemned man gets a last meal.

I feel like beer would only make some people forget more. Now I imagine some guy waking uo in the morning after being blackout drunk and just going 'Crap, I forgot to collect my LC yesterday'

Okay. I can't remember stone cold sober.

Cucumbers literally make me vomit - something about the smell that just triggers my gag reflex.

Love pickles; raw cucumber is awful for me.

Agreed. Cucumbers are for all intents and purposes (other than pickling) nasty.

 

[Safetydummy]

That's not an abomination, those are the members of this forum as animals. If you don't like it then you can go fuck yourself.

Wow, Banana Princess you seem wound kinda tight. You okay?
Have a banana and calm down.

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[User_106373]

Just be glad ya weren't poopin'...

Well, I literally seen spider this size in my outhouse and also inside home before, and I had no problems pooping... I just got them remove with glass jar and paper and put them outside. They are super cute. IMO... ok, not so cute but cool...

 

[Immabeas]

I never understood why Mega is so popular. Theyre really fast, okay, but I download half a game and have to wait half a day to complete it. I'm doing something wrong? Or people just have premium accounts?

Not sure if they still do it cause i don't use it anymore but i used an account before (not premium) and it gave me 20GB limit. Not sure on exactly on the details but that was neat when i used it often. I think now most games have many options. Mega is last resort to me if everything else is too slow or doesn't work because of the size limit. otherwise i'd run into games with only mega links and then i gotta wait that 6 hours.

 

[Underlord]

Well, I literally seen spider this size in my outhouse and also inside home before, and I had no problems pooping... I just got them remove with glass jar and paper and put them outside. They are super cute. IMO... ok, not so cute but cool...

Well I only know a few cute spiders.....

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[Tosser]

lo well, you asking for trouble... and... Plants and trees... well... You asked for this.... Enjoy yourself...

Spoiler: cure for horny things

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I am of two minds....we'll have to see...

 

[Slumdum]

Good morning everyone!

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Short list today.

Spoiler: kikomascado

I've tried using GIMP, but I've hated it. I know it's free and it must be way lighter than Photoshop, but I just can't with its UI.
I have it installed, though, because sometimes I use the its "Color to Alpha" function, which I never found other program that do as good as this one. Hahaha

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I have gotten to used to photoshop's interface, that I simply can't get into GIMP.
I'm sure it's a good program, but I just can't get into it...

Spoiler: Bloodheart

Spoiler: I

Spoiler: Can't

Spoiler: Stop

Spoiler: BULLYING

Spoiler: THE SLUM

Spoiler: Please

Spoiler: Blood

Spoiler: Staaahhpp

Spoiler: Water

Spoiler: Please!

Spoiler: PsychicJohn

I have ascended​

Hope you enjoy what you find, and it's what you were hoping for!

Spoiler: anon

and with that
I've completed this thread!

Spoiler: You're all a bunch of degens...

Spoiler: Oh and I finally found why [USER=68457]@-Bonk-[/USER] and Underlord fight all the time

Bonky's just a little @Underlord going through a rebellious phase and is lashing out at their parental unit (isn't it sweet?)

Praise the Slum!

Spoiler: kanonkungen

What kind of abomination did I just wake up to?

Abominations?

It's some of the wonderful critters you'll find, when you stroll through the Forest of Lewd, or sit by the Lewd River.

Spoiler: Mod summoning

Okay, Guwnknime, you seemed to be pretty popular yesterday, may you'll be a recurring character in this saga then.
*Satisfied growling*
So guess well make it short today, So let me ju..
*Growl*
Oh.. You wanna do it?
*Growl*
Alo... Alone?
*Happy growl*
Oh, okay then, get started.

@Masked Growl
@Purple Growl
@Spooky Growl
@Silent Growl

*Summoning growl*
Well seems like nothing went wrong... You might even me better at it than me...

 

[Lechrs]

Good morrow! Just dropping in to make yet another meaningful contribution:

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[kanonkungen]

Good morrow! Just dropping in to make yet another meaningful contribution:

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And a good morning to you too!

 

[MTelly]

Wtf is that....

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You act like it's the first time sweetie

 

[Ketamina]

Guess what time it is? That's right. It's time to check your posture,
perhaps have some water, and stretch, take a break.

 

[nvflqop077]

Guess what time it is? That's right. It's time to check your posture,
perhaps have some water, and stretch, take a break.

Thanks.

How's the day/night going for everyone?

 

[Slumdum]

Thanks.

How's the day/night going for everyone?

Day's going fine, not much happening over here.
How about you?

 

[Safetydummy]

"Knick-Knack Paddy-whack, give the dog a bone-r" .

Holy shit, that triggered a memory:

"Cucumbers are pickles given the 'water zombie' treatment. They barely resemble their prior living form. Instead, they're bloated disgusting bags filled with swamp water detritus bemoaning the loss of their prior perfect self."

Now, WHO said that to me is lost in the cobweb filled abyss that is my brain...

So what you're basically saying is that pickle jars should say "Don't Pickles Open Inside"?

Yeah to understand old cinema style you need like and watch the old movies. I seen some before and of course famous Charley Chaplin and it is interesting how things and also how people changed these days. Some people woill still like old B&W silent movies and there were some really good actor and actress.

If you like the old B&W movies- you should check out "Harold Lloyd". He did ALL of his own stunts and some of them could've had disastrous consequences. Oh, and George Melies had a lot of interesting animations and camera tricks that made him quite the pioneer in his day.

Also this perverted old wolf that spends its time licking itself.

Okay, to be fair (to be fair), IF Conzi could lick (and let's be honest suck) himself would he be here bring joy into our lives and terror into the hearts of newbies?
He'd just throw on some "Saboton" and hire someone to scratch and fan him while he fellated himself.

Good morning my fellow lurkers! I don't know about the rest of you but it's ungodly early where I am and I'm stuck in my car for the next several hours

Might I inquire as to why you're stuck in your car for an extended duration of time?

Poke Sil in the butt, not the ribs!

Ohhhhh, is that what I've been doing wrong? The "Silsbury Doughboy" seemed quite androgynous.

Salty and sweet! Might as well be Hawaiian pizza.

It seems better than potatoes on a pizza...still not to sure about that one...

Wow, are you the pioneer of subliminal "Ass-vertising"? Because...

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Hey, you just have to live with your own reality!
At least she's rich.

So was the dance instructor on "Dance Moms" and the mom on "Honey Boo Boo". Doesn't mean I want either of them.

I'll look... maybe...
I might be too lazy.

I, all to well, feel your pain on that one.
How have I read 10 pages and there's 20 more?

Well, that's why said it's pleasurable for "at least one"
Not all women like sucking dicks, either. But making the cock-haver happy matters.
Same with anilingus.

So it sounds like you're having to do it against your will? If you're only doing to please the other person, but you don't enjoy it- seems a tad one-sided.

You were not wrong to skip it. The lime just made it bitter along with the terrible flavor of cucumber.

IF you don't like cucumbers AND you know you don't like cucumbers- WHY would you drink something with cucumber on the label?
I don't like "Flaming Hot Cheetos" and when they came out with "Flaming Hot Mountain Dew" my first instinct was NOT to buy case of the shit...

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I told him to prepare his anus!
It was in kindness

That'll teach 'em.

Well, that knife was clearly done in post.

This site has always run slow for me (on the average), but I'll look into "trouble shoot" - haven't used that before but I'll find it.

Every once in a while there's a conflict when there's an update, but the update happened at least 10 days ago and the issue cropped up two days ago. It resolved momentarily yesterday, but after that post, the issue resumed. Just going to have to play around with things.

Just click on "Help" at the top and go do down to "Troubleshoot Mode". It will close and save all your windows and they give you option to "Open" or "Restart or (Refresh) Firefox" (I haven't ever used the second one as I believe it clears your cache and all your cookies). Click "Open" and will load Firefox with the bare minimum of crap. All of your plug-ins and add-ons will be disabled, but you can fiddle with them and then Click "Help" again to "Turn Troubleshoot Mode Off". You may have to repeat the process until you can find the exact plug-in/add-on that creating the problem.

Well, I was thinking of writing a counter-poem, but THIS saved me the trouble.

Germans are pork lovers, I always heard.

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Holy Shit! Cloris Leachman, she was pretty fuckin' funny too.

Not surprised about that. You know that's a bad scene with a bunch of guys getting drunks girls to strip down.
They had a couple RV scenes that were very suspect as well.

Yeah, there were a couple of them on the boats that had me lookin' out the window for the convoy of black SUV's.

So, you're saying you don't want a sexy Bonkette to violate your anus?
And FYI, it's still a penis, not a clitoris, even if it's small.

I mean, I did see Flaming1's entries...now I'm not saying...

I'm disappointed you missed a Monty Python quote.

Stuart Smalley! "And...that's o...kay."

"I can't believe they let you pick up hookers! And they pretend to suck your dick!"
Uhhh... I just killed 150 cops on that last mission.

Not to mention she was most likely blowing you in a car that you just stole after the beating the driver to death with a tire iron in broad daylight.
Such a great fuckin' game- just to do absolutely nothing in- if you don't want. That and RDR are great games!

Yeah, I looks for it a couple times, but Holmes isn't particularly fun to watch 100 movies at a time of.

To be fair (to be fair) he could either have his heart pump blood to his brain and keep him alive OR keep him hard.
There's only so much blood in the human body- he would've had to walk around with an IV bag of extra blood to live and fuck.

I wish! Imagine the money I could make and the free time I would have to backread if I could get paid for porn!

IF that's you're only life's goal- maybe you've had to much time on the internet.

I think the reason I'm so defensive of City of Angels is how harsh everyone is about the movie because of the first movie.
The loss of Brandon Lee seems to make people hate the second one more, too.

Again, it's like the next poor batstard that plays the Joker. Brandon Lee was so much The Crow- people were probably surprised that he didn't come back from the dead.
"City of Angels" wasn't a bad movie- it just wasn't the first one.

I wish I could tan my sack by the light of the monitor!
My pink-n-wrinklies could be bronze balls!

Maybe you should move closer...

Dressing up for prom at the YMCA?

I think it was fancy dress ball held in their museum.

Oh no. Here we go

Welp, you asked for it and I'm sure Blood will find it.

I wonder how many allergy suffers sneezed IRL watching this?

Coffee beans, of course! What kind of uncultured lout are you?!

Well considering coffee beans don't steep like teabags or dissolve in liquid- it's more of a garnish...alcoholic parsley.
You're gonna end up chewing them or just swallowing them whole.
I'll have you know that I am highly uncultured. Harumph, Good Sir.

 

[Underlord]

@Teaspoon You still alive?

 

[Safetydummy]

The Butlerian Jihad against AI smols

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200 - 108 BG
Original: Eugene Delacroix, 1830

This so reminded me of THIS.

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Yeah its ridiculous. But now that you mention it maybe I should order some Absinthe, I haven't had that in awhile.

You wanna see the "Green Faerie"? OR maybe...

Wow, this just made me lonelier. Thanks for that...

Someone deserves to get "graped in the mouth".

I'm a dwarf so I immune to poison (is that still a thing? I haven't played since 3.5 and actually that might have just been a home brew rule of that DM now I think of it)

To be honest- from what I've read a lot of the newer rules are kinda goofy. Natural abilities become skills or something- it was just a tertiary glance because it's not like I can play anyway...

I'm a part of all of them, and although I am not an overly religious person I can at least recite the mantras.

Well, you did wholesale reject me so...

I thought that corn flavored icecream was the weirdest food I was gonna see, but this....why, just why???

I'm with Safety dummy on this one that's just

Please for love of ALL the Gods- tell me that's photoshopped...
Now I'm thinking about cucumber nipples...

but bread and butter pickles are not cucumbers, they are pickles

The voice of bloody reason. Thank you.

Czech and german food is amazing! Not trying to bring back the pig war or anything but I would kill for some schweinshaxe mit sauerkraut . And have you had pečená kachna?

Okay, pig-something and cabbage...
Not to sure about the second one? Chicken something?

 

[thenumber34567]

Just be glad ya weren't poopin'...

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Its ok ill just use my socks it can have the toilet paper the spider wins

 

[User_93680]

Oh, my dear, you seem to live in the past

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I see AI keeps getting better and better.

 

[Tosser]

Just click on "Help" at the top and go do down to "Troubleshoot Mode". It will close and save all your windows and they give you option to "Open" or "Restart or (Refresh) Firefox" (I haven't ever used the second one as I believe it clears your cache and all your cookies). Click "Open" and will load Firefox with the bare minimum of crap. All of your plug-ins and add-ons will be disabled, but you can fiddle with them and then Click "Help" again to "Turn Troubleshoot Mode Off". You may have to repeat the process until you can find the exact plug-in/add-on that creating the problem.


Well considering coffee beans don't steep like teabags or dissolve in liquid- it's more of a garnish...alcoholic parsley.
You're gonna end up chewing them or just swallowing them whole.
I'll have you know that I am highly uncultured. Harumph, Good Sir.

I'll check that out. It is only this site, though - I'm on another site you may have heard of that uses an almost identical set-up as this one, and all such functions work there. I don't know if they simply share a similar GUI but different underlying architecture (doubtful), but it's something to do with the site and not specifically the browser or plugins - I don't have anything disabled or whitelisted there.

Maybe we'll nickname you "raw milk" since we obviously can't call you "yogurt".

And, yes - this is very late for me. I got engrossed in my Ripples play through and ended up spending much more time on it than I meant to - Episode 7 is a pretty decent release on all points: story progression, character development, and sexy time. Anyway, time to grab a few Zs.