"Knick-Knack Paddy-whack, give the dog a bone-r"
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Holy shit, that triggered a memory:
"Cucumbers are pickles given the 'water zombie' treatment. They barely resemble their prior living form. Instead, they're bloated disgusting bags filled with swamp water detritus bemoaning the loss of their prior perfect self."
Now, WHO said that to me is lost in the cobweb filled abyss that is my brain...
So what you're basically saying is that pickle jars should say "Don't Pickles Open Inside"?
Yeah to understand old cinema style you need like and watch the old movies. I seen some before and of course famous Charley Chaplin and it is interesting how things and also how people changed these days. Some people woill still like old B&W silent movies and there were some really good actor and actress.
If you like the old B&W movies- you should check out "Harold Lloyd". He did ALL of his own stunts and some of them could've had disastrous consequences. Oh, and George Melies had a lot of interesting animations and camera tricks that made him quite the pioneer in his day.
Also this perverted old wolf that spends its time licking itself.
Okay, to be fair (to be fair), IF Conzi could lick (and let's be honest suck) himself would he be here bring joy into our lives and terror into the hearts of newbies?
He'd just throw on some "Saboton" and hire someone to scratch and fan him while he fellated himself.
Good morning my fellow lurkers! I don't know about the rest of you but it's ungodly early where I am and I'm stuck in my car for the next several hours
Might I inquire as to why you're stuck in your car for an extended duration of time?
Poke Sil in the butt, not the ribs!
Ohhhhh, is that what I've been doing wrong? The "Silsbury Doughboy" seemed quite androgynous.
Salty and sweet! Might as well be Hawaiian pizza.
It seems better than potatoes on a pizza...still not to sure about that one...
Wow, are you the pioneer of subliminal "Ass-vertising"? Because...
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Hey, you just have to live with your own reality!
At least she's rich.
So was the dance instructor on "Dance Moms" and the mom on "Honey Boo Boo". Doesn't mean I want either of them.
I'll look... maybe...
I might be too lazy.
I, all to well, feel your pain on that one.
How have I read 10 pages and there's 20 more?
Well, that's why said it's pleasurable for "at least one"
Not all women like sucking dicks, either. But making the cock-haver happy matters.
Same with anilingus.
So it sounds like you're having to do it against your will? If you're only doing to please the other person, but you don't enjoy it- seems a tad one-sided.
You were not wrong to skip it. The lime just made it bitter along with the terrible flavor of cucumber.
IF you don't like cucumbers AND you know you don't like cucumbers- WHY would you drink something with cucumber on the label?
I don't like "Flaming Hot Cheetos" and when they came out with "Flaming Hot Mountain Dew" my first instinct was NOT to buy case of the shit...
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I told him to prepare his anus!
It was in kindness
That'll teach 'em.
Well, that knife was clearly done in post.
This site has always run slow for me (on the average), but I'll look into "trouble shoot" - haven't used that before but I'll find it.
Every once in a while there's a conflict when there's an update, but the update happened at least 10 days ago and the issue cropped up two days ago. It resolved momentarily yesterday, but after that post, the issue resumed. Just going to have to play around with things.
Just click on "Help" at the top and go do down to "Troubleshoot Mode". It will close and save all your windows and they give you option to "Open" or "Restart or (Refresh) Firefox" (I haven't ever used the second one as I believe it clears your cache and all your cookies). Click "Open" and will load Firefox with the bare minimum of crap. All of your plug-ins and add-ons will be disabled, but you can fiddle with them and then Click "Help" again to "Turn Troubleshoot Mode Off". You may have to repeat the process until you can find the exact plug-in/add-on that creating the problem.
Well, I was thinking of writing a counter-poem, but THIS saved me the trouble.
Germans are pork lovers, I always heard.
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Holy Shit! Cloris Leachman, she was pretty fuckin' funny too.
Not surprised about that. You know that's a bad scene with a bunch of guys getting drunks girls to strip down.
They had a couple RV scenes that were very suspect as well.
Yeah, there were a couple of them on the boats that had me lookin' out the window for the convoy of black SUV's.
So, you're saying you don't want a sexy Bonkette to violate your anus?
And FYI, it's still a penis, not a clitoris, even if it's small.
I mean, I did see Flaming1's entries...now I'm not saying...
I'm disappointed you missed a Monty Python quote.
Stuart Smalley! "And...that's o...kay."
"I can't believe they let you pick up hookers! And they pretend to suck your dick!"
Uhhh... I just killed 150 cops on that last mission.
Not to mention she was most likely blowing you in a car that you just stole after the beating the driver to death with a tire iron in broad daylight.
Such a great fuckin' game- just to do absolutely nothing in- if you don't want. That and RDR are great games!
Yeah, I looks for it a couple times, but Holmes isn't particularly fun to watch 100 movies at a time of.
To be fair (to be fair) he could either have his heart pump blood to his brain and keep him alive OR keep him hard.
There's only so much blood in the human body- he would've had to walk around with an IV bag of extra blood to live and fuck.
I wish! Imagine the money I could make and the free time I would have to backread if I could get paid for porn!
IF that's you're only life's goal- maybe you've had to much time on the internet.
I think the reason I'm so defensive of City of Angels is how harsh everyone is about the movie because of the first movie.
The loss of Brandon Lee seems to make people hate the second one more, too.
Again, it's like the next poor batstard that plays the Joker. Brandon Lee was so much The Crow- people were probably surprised that he didn't come back from the dead.
"City of Angels" wasn't a bad movie- it just wasn't the first one.
I wish I could tan my sack by the light of the monitor!
My pink-n-wrinklies could be bronze balls!
Maybe you should move closer...
Dressing up for prom at the YMCA?
I think it was fancy dress ball held in their museum.
Welp, you asked for it and I'm sure Blood will find it.
I wonder how many allergy suffers sneezed IRL watching this?
Coffee beans, of course! What kind of uncultured lout are you?!
Well considering coffee beans don't steep like teabags or dissolve in liquid- it's more of a garnish...alcoholic parsley.
You're gonna end up chewing them or just swallowing them whole.
I'll have you know that I am highly uncultured. Harumph, Good Sir.
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. And have you had pečená kachna?
