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Chat stopping, bring up random topic. Anyone else watch Svengoolie?
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Just watched this, love me some Vincent Price.
Yeah I know. It just dies sometimes. I've been working on making some gifs waiting for it to pick up again
 
Starting to feel a little time-warpy jumping back and forth.
I kinda know the feeling, but mostly just responding to quotes- can't really join in any "Reindeer games". :(
Big and Juicy
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Also, Guinness was at the brink of death already. He found like he was 90 in his fight scene.
My point. Not saying he wasn't good (although he admitted in interviews he had no idea what he was doing OR what the movie was really about). I get that you need a wizened old sage-type character for the role, but what if they had cast someone younger- that lightsaber duel might have been a little more exciting. It looked like when 2 little kids find big sticks in the back yard. :ROFLMAO:
Well, you said "can't read, can't spell, can't write in cursive" Which are all things that we learned, yes. But are pretty fucking useless if you have a cell phone or computer.
Also, "core math" is confusing and weird to us, but that's because we the learned the old way. Tell me you don't know tons of dipshits who can't do 'old math' or 'new math'
Yes, I think participation trophies are fucking stupid. But the kids who receive them didn't come up with that idea! The older generation did!
Well, the reading and spelling thing CAN present issues even with a computer. I'm sure you've seen those FB posts...
"Core math" adds visualization to something that we didn't need. My point is why couldn't they just learn the same way.
When did being educated become a bad thing?
I still love giving a cashier OVER the amount so that I don't get back coins and watch their little brains start melting. :ROFLMAO:

Story Time:
My buddy had a hard time getting his daughter to study and her grades were less than mediocre. She wouldn't listen to him when he tried to help her- because that's not how she was being taught. Same Lessons. Same Knowledge. Different Method.
I offer to tutor her- she gives me an essay or report on fucking something.
I break out the red pen and correct it. She's visibly upset and asks why I did it.
I said you misspelled words, there's no punctuation, no capitalization, no paragraphs, the wrong tenses of verbs, run-on sentences, incomplete sentences, and it just reads bloody awful- like you half paid attention to the lesson or book.
To which she replies, "Oh, the teacher doesn't care about any of that." It WAS an ENGLISH CLASS!
We move on to Maths (why, I don't know, maybe I'm paying for the sins of a past life...)
Just as atrocious as the English lesson- all these bubbles drawn all over the damn place AND the answers were still wrong.
This time she says, "The teacher doesn't care if we're right, just that we're 'close' to the right answer."
So I asked her one simple question. "Okay [Redacted], Lets say it's my job to figure out your paycheck at the end of the week, for all the long, hard hours that you've put into your job- Do you want me to be accurate or "close".
She just stared at me like a deer in fuckin' headlights...

Be careful where you set that "old-ometer"- we know which generation started participation trophies AND the entitled little shits that it's created. Y'know, you've seen them in the game threads. :ROFLMAO:
Gramps is a real bitter fuckface. He did that because he quit working for gramps and moved away.
He's just being petty and small. I'm sure you know the type, "I'm paying for your schooling, so you have to do what I tell you from now on"
But it sounds like he did everything that your Gramps wanted right?
Wasn't he going to pay for school IF your nephew went there and passed the test?
If so, he totally reneged on the deal.
What a fuckin' prick.
It was good. Nothing that's ground-breaking, but we play it for the humor. Humor it has, and in the Rick & Morty style.
Kind of like "Conker's Bad Fur Day" or "Boogerman"? :ROFLMAO:
I think you have to try a few!
I'm starting to get confused now, honestly.
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I'm not one to victim blame, but Mono and Kuro were asking for it.
With their dirty, slutty, mockable names? :ROFLMAO:
No, she went to a Locks of Love person to find out which place would do the cutting. (Salons and hairdressers that help the charity)
The charity lady told her not to donate it, but to sell it.
The guy she sold it to makes wigs. Both for his job and also as donations to the charity (I'd bet he gets a tax break for donating labor)
In exchange for the referral of cousin's good hair, he donates wigs to Locks of Love.
But, her hair was going to be used for his own profit. (or skin suit)
I should add that she was locally famous where she is from. That might be why she got so much, too. (I'm not sure fame increases hair prices)
I'm not going to say how she was famous, but someone made a statue of her.
Again, IF she's "lock-blocked" by someone working for the charity- it seems like a conflict of interest.
Yeah, it sounds like some "Buffalo Bill" shit.
Also, he must've know who she was?
Maybe he glued the hair to a blow-up doll? :ROFLMAO:
I believe the AFLAC price for a kidney was about $50K time I checked
Well, shit. IT'S time to get paid. :p
 

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Just remember to use a cup with black insides, that way it doesn't look like you've been drinking dirt.
But if you do that, how can you tell if it's well seasoned? 🤷‍♂️

I rinse well and wipe the rim where things can get a little weird, but I don't worry too much about the staining. My favorite is kind of a natural/ecru color on the inside with deep blue glazing on the outside. Based on where I bought it, probably from Mexico; probably something toxic in the clay and the glaze - but I've had it for about 15 years and have only grown one extra toe. :cool::LOL::coffee:
 
i have a question for you guys - my terabyte HDD is almost getting full of lewd games, how do you deal with this? just get a 2 tb HDD? get an external SSD and to copy the games over as backup? transferring this much data to an external SSD seems to take really long, so I'm not sure how I'll sustain this if it keeps growing over the years
 
Yeah I know. It just dies sometimes. I've been working on making some gifs waiting for it to pick up again
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Well this killed 10 minutes but I got one with you now.:)
i have a question for you guys - my terabyte HDD is almost getting full of lewd games, how do you deal with this? just get a 2 tb HDD? get an external SSD and to copy the games over as backup? transferring this much data to an external SSD seems to take really long, so I'm not sure how I'll sustain this if it keeps growing over the years
First I'm impressed with the amount of lewd games on your computer, I would probably just by an external HDD to move them over to. Too bad the prices went up since I last bought one.
 

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i have a question for you guys - my terabyte HDD is almost getting full of lewd games, how do you deal with this? just get a 2 tb HDD? get an external SSD and to copy the games over as backup? transferring this much data to an external SSD seems to take really long, so I'm not sure how I'll sustain this if it keeps growing over the years
Assuming you're not accessing all of it often you can apply some strong compression on it to get some space back, if it's renpy games it may do pretty good as the runtime is going to be mostly the same between them though images aren't going to do great compression wise.

Otherwise for keeping all of the data storage isn't particularly expensive now so you could just buy an another larger drive
 
Try not pulling out your dick within the first 30 minutes
30 seconds*
What happened to, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."
I want a whole animated series with that lil, short stack "Cock Goblin"..."cock gobblin'". :ROFLMAO:
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Oh, I am, but OCD is not an easy thing to ignore. :ROFLMAO:
Is it really OCD if you;re focused on the dirty feet of a male porn star?
Or a fetish?
Ta-da.
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Overclocking!
Thought you of all people might appreciate that... :ROFLMAO:
I'd appreciate some crackers to go with this soup.
And some Cayenne Pepper. White babies are so bland. 😈
Now THAT sounds like a fun Sunday afternoon. :ROFLMAO:
The Mormons and Witnesses haven't stopped at my house in over a decade.
👎
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I really don't know how you and some of the others can do this. Responding to 20 different comments. I'd lose track way to quick.
There's a little arrow next to the quoted post that you can Shift+Click or middle click to open in a new tab, and see what the post was about if you get lost.
I don't think I've ever faxed anything not government related. Even at the time it felt like a half useless technology for daily life.

ttthatt was harrd ttto wrrite without hundreds of useless "t"
Spend the $22


Fascinating how you mention earholes, nostrils and urethra so casually but considers "sick fuck" ONLY eye-sockets

It's pretty mean and gross to fuck an eye socket. Here's proof:
And what about nipple fuck?
I'm not John K. Pe-Ta
Did you ever hear the story about Zola the Greek?

He was an ancient Greek hero, a warrior for the ages, much forgotten about compared to others like Heracles, Jason and Perseus.

But Zola was a fierce warrior. Words of his deeds spread far and wide across the lands. These deeds caught the attention of King Pelias, who summoned Zola to his palace.

"Look upon my ruined kingdom, Zola" Said king Pelias in dispair. "See the ruin and rot."

"What causes this woe, my lord" said Zola, "what need have you of me?"

"Have you heard of Medusa?" asked king Pelias. "The dreaded creature has killed most our young men. There is no one left to sow the fields of crop. There is no one left to defend the city from raiders. This cannot be allowed to continue."

"Surely you don't expect me to go after Medusa do you?" wailed Zola, "my lord, it would be suicide"

"A prince! A prince I shall make you!" said king Pelias. "You shall have all the gold you can carry, all the women you can marry and I promise you half my kingdom to rule as you see fit!"

Zola thought hard for a while. It was tempting offer after all. "On your honour, my lord. You swear you will keep your word and make me a prince?"

"You have my word." Said the king. "A prince you shall be. All I ask is that you bring me the head of the gorgon, Zola."




All that just for a cheese pun, fuck yeah!
That cheese pun takes it up a notch.
I don't know that other one, but my buddies and I used to play a game where you'd stand about 3 feet apart in kind of a circle and jack off on each other's faces and bodies.
FTFY
(shut the fuck up Matthiacallus)
NO!
HOW am I still alive? (What's sad is we did much worse shit than that...)
Neighbor kids (two boys our age) used to throw rotten apples at us (brother and I)and our house. We then threw buckeyes at them, they threw dog shit at us.
We filled super soakers with piss and chased them down and sprayed them in the face. (like a weeks worth of piss in two super soakers)
We won the fight, because of how violently ill one got after that.
Talked to one of them a few years ago, turns out, his brother was in the hospital for the whole summer and almost died. 😵‍💫
I have to say I liked that one (when I could see what was happening). I think he just put too many people in game to start with and the obsession with the sister got old fast- there was so much more "exploring" that needed to be done. :ROFLMAO:
Plus the whole "reluctant MC" trope is overused- you KNOW what you did in the Hotel. NOW it's an issue?
I haven't played in a while- did they at least figure out what was behind that boulder?
You find out what's behind the rocks and then it ended shortly thereafter.
I don't remember. You saw the european girl? If not, it was probably that. The friend that one daughter always talked about was a really girl, that was from another time and spoke another language, and yet you all understood each other because of the island or something like that.

I have, both 2D and 3D. Hahaha
Well, I can't further ruin on that then.
pft... hardly touch the sides of some women lol. Although it may be like a vibrator for the clit rub massage. Best make it 200 mph, then it will give all women pleasure. If they into dicks lol
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As some point, friction will overcome pleasure.
How about some side to side action instead?
Me personally am quite happy with never seeing any urethral insertion content of any kind. I've heard enough stories of medical procedures that go in that way.:eek:
You're practically asking for it at this point.

how about some nice sounding content?
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I thought copying the image rather than the address would work like attaching it but I didn't double check.
Right click and either copy the link address or save it and upload it here.
You can just drag and drop it in the reply window from your desktop, as well.
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Well this killed 10 minutes but I got one with you now.:)

First I'm impressed with the amount of lewd games on your computer, I would probably just by an external HDD to move them over to. Too bad the prices went up since I last bought one.
I love it

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hi
Bonki how are you
 

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Chat stopping, bring up random topic. Anyone else watch Svengoolie?
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Just watched this, love me some Vincent Price.
Yes, In my area it is on every Sat at 8:00pm. One weird thing though, the info my cable provider gives for the movie that is on that night lists the date of the movie as the date that Svengoolie presented it. So like a movie that was made in 1937 lists it as like 2023 !!
 
i have a question for you guys - my terabyte HDD is almost getting full of lewd games, how do you deal with this? just get a 2 tb HDD? get an external SSD and to copy the games over as backup? transferring this much data to an external SSD seems to take really long, so I'm not sure how I'll sustain this if it keeps growing over the years
back up the zip files and any old versions of the games and then delete them, that usually frees up a significant amount of space for me.
 
Bonki how are you
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Hey my Dude, doin ok.....just woke up. How's the day going for you ?

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Yes, In my area it is on every Sat at 8:00pm. One weird thing though, the info my cable provider gives for the movie that is on that night lists the date of the movie as the date that Svengoolie presented it. So like a movie that was made in 1937 lists it as like 2023 !!
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Yeah, someone else knows. ❤️ And that's hilarious. Mine just reads Svengoolie and you have to look in the info for the movie.
 

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Hey my Dude, doin ok.....just woke up. How's the day going for you ?

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Doing a lot better then early that's for sure. Just been relaxing and chilling on here
 
Yeah I know. It just dies sometimes. I've been working on making some gifs waiting for it to pick up again
Okay, help me out. I go intermittently MIA for two weeks and come back to find you are known entity.
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I feel like I should know you, but I think you rebranded. Can you fill me in? Share an old pfp?
 

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Hiya Bonk, see your sneaking around today, come out and play.

Sorry I know it sucks but can't use real porn here.

Hi brother Lucid, great to see you

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Okay, help me out. I go intermittently MIA for two weeks and come back to find you are known entity.

I feel like I should know you, but I think you rebranded. Can you fill me in? Share an old pfp?

J ..... JJ.......JJ Jitterbug , Hello my brother

 

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Okay, help me out. I go intermittently MIA for two weeks and come back to find you are known entity.
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I feel like I should know you, but I think you rebranded. Can you fill me in? Share an old pfp?
I was Dr14 and my pfp after the purge was
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I was thinking of changing it a bit ago but after talking with Bonk a few days ago he suggested I do it now. So I changed to my IRL nickname
 

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