Try not pulling out your dick within the first 30 minutes
What happened to, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."
I want a whole animated series with that lil, short stack "Cock Goblin"..."cock gobblin'".
Oh, I am, but OCD is not an easy thing to ignore.
Is it really OCD if you;re focused on the dirty feet of a male porn star?
Or a fetish?
Ta-da.
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Overclocking!
Thought you of all people might appreciate that...
I'd appreciate some crackers to go with this soup.
And some Cayenne Pepper. White babies are so bland.
Now THAT sounds like a fun Sunday afternoon.
The Mormons and Witnesses haven't stopped at my house in over a decade.
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I really don't know how you and some of the others can do this. Responding to 20 different comments. I'd lose track way to quick.
There's a little arrow next to the quoted post that you can Shift+Click or middle click to open in a new tab, and see what the post was about if you get lost.
I don't think I've ever faxed anything not government related. Even at the time it felt like a half useless technology for daily life.
ttthatt was harrd ttto wrrite without hundreds of useless "t"
Spend the $22
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Fascinating how you mention earholes, nostrils and urethra so casually but considers "sick fuck" ONLY eye-sockets
It's pretty mean and gross to fuck an eye socket. Here's proof:
And what about nipple fuck?
I'm not John K. Pe-Ta
Did you ever hear the story about Zola the Greek?
He was an ancient Greek hero, a warrior for the ages, much forgotten about compared to others like Heracles, Jason and Perseus.
But Zola was a fierce warrior. Words of his deeds spread far and wide across the lands. These deeds caught the attention of King Pelias, who summoned Zola to his palace.
"Look upon my ruined kingdom, Zola" Said king Pelias in dispair. "See the ruin and rot."
"What causes this woe, my lord" said Zola, "what need have you of me?"
"Have you heard of Medusa?" asked king Pelias. "The dreaded creature has killed most our young men. There is no one left to sow the fields of crop. There is no one left to defend the city from raiders. This cannot be allowed to continue."
"Surely you don't expect me to go after Medusa do you?" wailed Zola, "my lord, it would be suicide"
"A prince! A prince I shall make you!" said king Pelias. "You shall have all the gold you can carry, all the women you can marry and I promise you half my kingdom to rule as you see fit!"
Zola thought hard for a while. It was tempting offer after all. "On your honour, my lord. You swear you will keep your word and make me a prince?"
"You have my word." Said the king. "A prince you shall be. All I ask is that you bring me the head of the gorgon, Zola."
All that just for a cheese pun, fuck yeah!
That cheese pun takes it up a notch.
I don't know that other one, but my buddies and I used to play a game where you'd stand about 3 feet apart in kind of a circle and jack off on each other's faces and bodies.
FTFY
(shut the fuck up Matthiacallus)
NO!
HOW am I still alive? (What's sad is we did much worse shit than that...)
Neighbor kids (two boys our age) used to throw rotten apples at us (brother and I)and our house. We then threw buckeyes at them, they threw dog shit at us.
We filled super soakers with piss and chased them down and sprayed them in the face. (like a weeks worth of piss in two super soakers)
We won the fight, because of how violently ill one got after that.
Talked to one of them a few years ago, turns out, his brother was in the hospital for the whole summer and almost died.
I have to say I liked that one (when I could see what was happening). I think he just put too many people in game to start with and the obsession with the sister got old fast- there was so much more "exploring" that needed to be done.

Plus the whole "reluctant MC" trope is overused- you KNOW what you did in the Hotel. NOW it's an issue?
I haven't played in a while- did they at least figure out what was behind that boulder?
You find out what's behind the rocks and then it ended shortly thereafter.
I don't remember. You saw the european girl? If not, it was probably that. The friend that one daughter always talked about was a really girl, that was from another time and spoke another language, and yet you all understood each other because of the island or something like that.
I have, both 2D and 3D. Hahaha
Well, I can't further ruin on that then.
pft... hardly touch the sides of some women lol. Although it may be like a vibrator for the clit rub massage. Best make it 200 mph, then it will give all women pleasure. If they into dicks lol
As some point, friction will overcome pleasure.
How about some side to side action instead?
Me personally am quite happy with never seeing any urethral insertion content of any kind. I've heard enough stories of medical procedures that go in that way.
You're practically asking for it at this point.
how about some nice sounding content?
I thought copying the image rather than the address would work like attaching it but I didn't double check.
Right click and either copy the link address or save it and upload it here.
You can just drag and drop it in the reply window from your desktop, as well.
