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Just hit 1,000 coins. Elite 1, away!
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A very old man goes to the doctor and says he can't pee. The doctor asks "how old are you?" He answers "93." The doctor says "well, haven't you peed enough?"
Be honest Matt, are you just telling us about your doctor's appointment experience from last week ?
 
Be honest Matt, are you just telling us about your doctor's appointment experience from last week ?
No I'm 41 years younger than that. And it happened in 2018. Also got an implant for it.
Also - good morning and happy No Bra Sunday.
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me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: cow
you: cow who?
me: no, cows go moooooo
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I remember having to print out guides from GameFAQs to figure that shit out.
I remember having to BUY guides at places like Electronics Boutique. No internet in the 80s...

Good morning and happy MILFy Monday.
 
I remember having to BUY guides at places like Electronics Boutique. No internet in the 80s...

Good morning and happy MILFy Monday.
Yeah, I remember getting yelled at for spending too much time reading a guide at an Electronics Boutique without buying. I still have a few lying around my attic. The Brady Games ones usually had a bunch of bad info.
 
Yeah, I remember getting yelled at for spending too much time reading a guide at an Electronics Boutique without buying. I still have a few lying around my attic. The Brady Games ones usually had a bunch of bad info.
Infocom games had good ones. EA were usually decent but in the form of a story. Then I got the Quest for Clues (1st one) which had for several games I had and a lot I didn't. And ones I couldn't get as they weren't made for Commodore 64. In the intro it talked about different things including how Zork HAD to be 3 different games, because if all in 1 would be 1 MEGABYTE in size which was absurd. Little did they know... Note the Infocom games were all text - no graphics.
 
Greetings citizens! How is your evening faring?
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That twitter-thingamabob probably says something, but I have no idea what it is and I most certainly ain't deactivating my adblocker to view it.
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I remember having to print out guides from GameFAQs to figure that shit out.
Ahh the good old days of printed guides. I've probably written out books worth of guides from GameFAQs throughout my youth.
I was always one of those that couldn't stand picking the "wrong" choice in any given game, or missing some hidden yet pointless item/quest/character/easter egg.
Guides and Runescape are probably a big part of how I learnt writing in English.

I remember having to BUY guides at places like Electronics Boutique. No internet in the 80s...

Good morning and happy MILFy Monday.
While not quite as old as you, I do remember playing a few games that came on floppy disks when I was really young.
 

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And now Hayden Panettiere died yesterday. Michelle Trachtenberg last year and her now - not even making it to 40. WTF?
 
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