me: knock knockJokes!? I have weaponized puns.
Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well...
One of my favs that only really works in person is telling someoneme: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: cow
you: cow who?
me: no, cows go moooooo
tomato juice for everyone !!Just hit 1,000 coins. Elite 1, away!
Is it everything you dreamed of?Just hit 1,000 coins. Elite 1, away!
I've presumably been sworn to secrecy but yeah, it's pretty neat.Is it everything you dreamed of?
Be honest Matt, are you just telling us about your doctor's appointment experience from last week ?A very old man goes to the doctor and says he can't pee. The doctor asks "how old are you?" He answers "93." The doctor says "well, haven't you peed enough?"
No I'm 41 years younger than that. And it happened in 2018. Also got an implant for it.Be honest Matt, are you just telling us about your doctor's appointment experience from last week ?
me: knock knock
you: who's there?
me: cow
you: cow who?
me: no, cows go moooooo
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I remember having to print out guides from GameFAQs to figure that shit out.You must be registered to see links
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I wish. Than I wouldnt have to work or do errands and suchwere you in jail again ?
well, may you make enough to buy lots of eggsI wish. Than I wouldnt have to work or do errands and such
I remember having to BUY guides at places like Electronics Boutique. No internet in the 80s...I remember having to print out guides from GameFAQs to figure that shit out.
Yeah, I remember getting yelled at for spending too much time reading a guide at an Electronics Boutique without buying. I still have a few lying around my attic. The Brady Games ones usually had a bunch of bad info.I remember having to BUY guides at places like Electronics Boutique. No internet in the 80s...
Good morning and happy MILFy Monday.
Infocom games had good ones. EA were usually decent but in the form of a story. Then I got the Quest for Clues (1st one) which had for several games I had and a lot I didn't. And ones I couldn't get as they weren't made for Commodore 64. In the intro it talked about different things including how Zork HAD to be 3 different games, because if all in 1 would be 1 MEGABYTE in size which was absurd. Little did they know... Note the Infocom games were all text - no graphics.Yeah, I remember getting yelled at for spending too much time reading a guide at an Electronics Boutique without buying. I still have a few lying around my attic. The Brady Games ones usually had a bunch of bad info.
you would also be getting free meals, showers, and a nice place to sleep. you'd be living the life.I wish. Than I wouldnt have to work or do errands and such
Ignoring the mandatory labor and potential stabbings (both up the bum and otherwise) sounds like a dream!you would also be getting free meals, showers, and a nice place to sleep. you'd be living the life.