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How old is too old for a milf tag ?

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Well the term milf isn't even used correctly in porn anymore as most aren't mothers with kids.

Anyway to answer any beautiful women with kids over 30-50, and any of those over 50+ become a GILF with grand-kids.

If I can call someone a bastard without knowing the circumstances of their birth I can call someone a MILF without knowing if they have kids
 
I have a Friend with Benefits who is 46 and technically a grandmother, but she looks incredible for her age, closer to 35 or so. So to me it's much more about appearance than the literal definition of a grandmother.

if they have grey hair though it's hard not to automatically go GILF rather than MILF
 
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I think people tend to fixate too much on the first letter in the abbreviation and ignore the 3 remaining ones. I honestly don't care if there's a G, an M, or any other letter in front, as long as it ends with ILF.
 
Well i mean theoretically a gilf has to be a milf right. So a gilf would per definition also contain the milf tag. Age is irrelevant I'd say. If the child she has has children it's a gilf.
Hm, I feel like this somehow calls for a Venn diagram of fuckability
 
Varies between games but I swear most of the milfs I see are chicks with 30-year-old faces and the bodies of 20-year-olds. Even in Grandma's House the granny just looks 40 but with grayed hair. So I guess 40 is too old then, anything beyond that might as well be in the grave. Including myself I suppose.
 
I mean what's the line here where we say ok that a gilf now ?
these are among the most idiotic terms used in society today.

Due to the fact that this is all a matter of opinion to the speaker. some people would think that if a girl has a 2 month old, she is a milf, forgetting that the girl in question is 14 years old. Then people try to use it for a generic age group forgetting the key is that she has to be a mother. A hot 35-60 year old teacher who has never had a kid is not a M.I.L.F. or a F.I.L.F. they are just a hot Teacher.

for a woman to be a M.I.L.F. she would have to be old enough to be the mother of the person observing her. therefore it should also be a person old enough to be the observer's grandmother/grandfather who is a G.I.L.F.

so to a horny 18 year old high school student, a mother of any of his classmates is a MILF, not the 14 year old girl who had a baby in the 8th grade.
So for a dirty old man of 60 would mean that the mother of his age group is a M.I.L.F.

i would say a parent who is a minimum of 14 years older (avg age of a 9th grader) than the person using the term is a M.I.L.F./F.I.L.F. for that person. a grandparent who is 29 years older than the person using the term is a G.I.L.F.

i would say the reverse is true except for a minimum of 18 years of age. and the person would have to be a family friend's or coworker's child to be a D.I.L.F./S.I.L.F.
 
okay i have to amend this to include all Bill & Ted situations where your father marries your high school crush. as she is now your step-mother she is now a M.I.L.F.
 
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