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How old is too old for a milf tag ?

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hmm, dont really think theres an age, as long as they look they can take it ig
 
Well the term milf isn't even used correctly in porn anymore as most aren't mothers with kids.

Anyway to answer any beautiful women with kids over 30-50, and any of those over 50+ become a GILF with grand-kids.

If I can call someone a bastard without knowing the circumstances of their birth I can call someone a MILF without knowing if they have kids
 
I have a Friend with Benefits who is 46 and technically a grandmother, but she looks incredible for her age, closer to 35 or so. So to me it's much more about appearance than the literal definition of a grandmother.

if they have grey hair though it's hard not to automatically go GILF rather than MILF
 
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I think people tend to fixate too much on the first letter in the abbreviation and ignore the 3 remaining ones. I honestly don't care if there's a G, an M, or any other letter in front, as long as it ends with ILF.
 
Well i mean theoretically a gilf has to be a milf right. So a gilf would per definition also contain the milf tag. Age is irrelevant I'd say. If the child she has has children it's a gilf.
Hm, I feel like this somehow calls for a Venn diagram of fuckability
 
Varies between games but I swear most of the milfs I see are chicks with 30-year-old faces and the bodies of 20-year-olds. Even in Grandma's House the granny just looks 40 but with grayed hair. So I guess 40 is too old then, anything beyond that might as well be in the grave. Including myself I suppose.
 
I mean what's the line here where we say ok that a gilf now ?
these are among the most idiotic terms used in society today.

Due to the fact that this is all a matter of opinion to the speaker. some people would think that if a girl has a 2 month old, she is a milf, forgetting that the girl in question is 14 years old. Then people try to use it for a generic age group forgetting the key is that she has to be a mother. A hot 35-60 year old teacher who has never had a kid is not a M.I.L.F. or a F.I.L.F. they are just a hot Teacher.

for a woman to be a M.I.L.F. she would have to be old enough to be the mother of the person observing her. therefore it should also be a person old enough to be the observer's grandmother/grandfather who is a G.I.L.F.

so to a horny 18 year old high school student, a mother of any of his classmates is a MILF, not the 14 year old girl who had a baby in the 8th grade.
So for a dirty old man of 60 would mean that the mother of his age group is a M.I.L.F.

i would say a parent who is a minimum of 14 years older (avg age of a 9th grader) than the person using the term is a M.I.L.F./F.I.L.F. for that person. a grandparent who is 29 years older than the person using the term is a G.I.L.F.

i would say the reverse is true except for a minimum of 18 years of age. and the person would have to be a family friend's or coworker's child to be a D.I.L.F./S.I.L.F.
 
okay i have to amend this to include all Bill & Ted situations where your father marries your high school crush. as she is now your step-mother she is now a M.I.L.F.
 
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