discussion Dad Jokes thread! There should be a Dad jokes thread.

[HumblePayne]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand on it's own? Because it was two tired.

 

[itskindacomplicated]

When does a dad joke become dark humor? When it goes out for milk and doesn't return.

When does a Dad joke reach maturity?
When its fully groan.

 

[Gorion]

When does a joke become dark humor?
when its told with the lights out

 

[HumblePayne]

Do you know how Canada got it's name? The first prime minister put all the letters of the alphabet in a bowl. He pulled the first letter out and said, "C eh". Then another, "N eh". And again, "D eh".

 

[itskindacomplicated]

I just got a new roof put on this past weekend. When I asked the Foreman how much it was going to cost he said "Don't worry. It's on the house."

 

[Silrog22]

Why are vampires predominately in Europe and Asia?

Spoiler: Answer

Because

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[thejackstraw]

Why did the scarecrow get an award?



because he was out standing in his field

 

[Nuddhist Monk]

When it comes to binary numbers there are 10 kinds of people: those that get it and those that don't.

 

[Flaming1]

Why are non-alcoholic beers like going down on your sister?

It may taste the same, but that doesn't make it right.

 

[Silrog22]

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[HuevosAzules]

Dad Jokes thread! There should be a Dad jokes thread.

My kids would't agree!

 

[HuevosAzules]

I was fired from my job at the bank!
Some lady asked me to check her balance...
So I pushed her

 

[decoteleco]

You guys wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Spoiler: Answer

Nevermind….. it’s too cheesy

 

[odspyykt]

What do you call it when you cum inside a woman.
Loading the dishwasher.

 

[Aba]

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

 

[barbarella2021]

How do you make a dinosaur stew? .... keep him waiting 3 hours, then he'll really stew!

 

[Rogaldorn777]

Teacher - Bring your dad to school tomorrow. I've got to discuss your behaviours in class with him.
Student - But ma'am! My dad isn't back yet from his milk run 5 years ago.

 

[User_111887]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

 

[User_111887]

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

 

[User_111887]

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.