Dad Jokes thread! There should be a Dad jokes thread.

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Dad Jokes thread! There should be a Dad jokes thread.
 
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"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
 
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Four guys on a boat, each of of them have a cigarette each but no way to light it, so they throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes one cigarette lighter.
 
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I tell Dad Jokes even know I'm not a father. I guess that makes me a Faux Pa!
 
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My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.
 
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Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
 
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A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her mourning clothes.... Angrily, she remarks,

I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
 
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I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing
 
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What's the easiest way to attract squirrels?

Act like a nut.
 
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?



I'll tell you later.
 
Dad Jokes thread! There should be a Dad jokes thread.
There should also be milk in the fridge, but I have to go buy some.
 
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I have a knee fetish and some people say it is the same as a foot fetish.

No, I'm above that.
 
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  • I read that you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Texas, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Texas?...we live in KY
 
What has 5 toes but is not your foot?


My foot.
 
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Did you hear about the toilet that was stolen from Police Headquarters?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.
 
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