Dad Jokes thread! There should be a Dad jokes thread.

[andrewcl]

Dad Jokes thread! There should be a Dad jokes thread.

 

[andrewcl]

Dad Jokes thread! There should be a Dad jokes thread.

I will start us out:

What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral?

Not a word.

 

[llein]

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

 

[dodo1980]

Four guys on a boat, each of of them have a cigarette each but no way to light it, so they throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes one cigarette lighter.

 

[lilroc91]

I tell Dad Jokes even know I'm not a father. I guess that makes me a Faux Pa!

 

[andrewcl]

My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.

 

[LowlyConman]

Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.

 

[andrewcl]

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her mourning clothes.... Angrily, she remarks,

I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!

 

[PDragon]

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing

 

[andrewcl]

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing

That's a good one. Telling that to my buddy with a new puppy.

 

[-Wyrm-]

What's the easiest way to attract squirrels?

Act like a nut.

 

[PDragon]

That's a good one. Telling that to my buddy with a new puppy.

Have another one then.

What's a dog's favorite dessert?
"Pup"-cakes, of course!

 

[That One Guy]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?



I'll tell you later.

 

[AsuraEU]

Dad Jokes thread! There should be a Dad jokes thread.

There should also be milk in the fridge, but I have to go buy some.

 

[LewdLewy]

I have a knee fetish and some people say it is the same as a foot fetish.

No, I'm above that.

 

[ghostch15]

• I read that you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Texas, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Texas?...we live in KY

 

[RedOwl]

What has 5 toes but is not your foot?


My foot.

 

[Rancor_Mango]

Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other "you man the gun I'll drive"

 

[itskindacomplicated]

Did you hear about the toilet that was stolen from Police Headquarters?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.

 

[HumblePayne]

There should also be milk in the fridge, but I have to go buy some.

When does a dad joke become dark humor? When it goes out for milk and doesn't return.