1 Year of Service
Here is one I heard recently. Some people get it, some don't.
Old lady and her husband are watching a TV show in the evening. The old man says to his wife, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a snack. Want anything?'
The old lady says, "Yes, please. Get me some ice cream. That would be nice."
"Okay", says the old man.
The old lady knows that her husband is forgetful, so as he gets out of his chair she says, "Don't forget my ice cream!"
As the old man walks to the kitchen, the wife add, "...and put chocolate sauce on top. Don't forget!"
When the old man gets to the kitchen, the wife yells to him again, "...and put sprinkles on top. Don't forget!"
The man yells back, "Got it! Ice cream with chocolate sauce and sprinkles."
The old man is gone for quite a while preparing his snack, and a snack for his wife.
When he finally returns, he hands a plate to his wife and says, "Here's your toast."
The old lady looks at the toast, then glares at her husband. Annoyed, she says, "You forgot the jam!"
Old lady and her husband are watching a TV show in the evening. The old man says to his wife, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a snack. Want anything?'
The old lady says, "Yes, please. Get me some ice cream. That would be nice."
"Okay", says the old man.
The old lady knows that her husband is forgetful, so as he gets out of his chair she says, "Don't forget my ice cream!"
As the old man walks to the kitchen, the wife add, "...and put chocolate sauce on top. Don't forget!"
When the old man gets to the kitchen, the wife yells to him again, "...and put sprinkles on top. Don't forget!"
The man yells back, "Got it! Ice cream with chocolate sauce and sprinkles."
The old man is gone for quite a while preparing his snack, and a snack for his wife.
When he finally returns, he hands a plate to his wife and says, "Here's your toast."
The old lady looks at the toast, then glares at her husband. Annoyed, she says, "You forgot the jam!"
