discussion Jokes/insults

[geekimon]

Yo mama so dumb she is all the blonde ladies mentioned before. (Except for the casino one)

 

[truetrue]

Yo mama so dumb she is all the blonde ladies mentioned before. (Except for the casino one)

Yo mama so dumb she got a job giving away free samples of chips and she stood on the street corner shouting "Free Lays."

 

[truetrue]

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[truetrue]

find a man that will go down on you like:

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[AlBetGam]

For one of the greatest jokes of all time, I yield the floor to my man Teal'c of Chulak:

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[truetrue]

For one of the greatest jokes of all time, I yield the floor to my man Teal'c of Chulak:

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He's got nothing on my pall Bortis

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[Captain Panda]

You are so brave. I mean i just admire. I mean you are my hero. With a face like that. I wouldn't even leave the house.

 

[truetrue]

You are so brave. I mean i just admire. I mean you are my hero. With a face like that. I wouldn't even leave the house.

Of course I sound like an idiot, I'm trying to speak in a language you can understand.

 

[Captain Panda]

I would argue with you but you would just bring me down to your level and beat me with experience

 

[truetrue]

I would argue with you but you would just bring me down to your level and beat me with experience

I tried to see things for your perspective but I couldn't get my head that far up my own ass.

 

[AlBetGam]

He's got nothing on my pall Bortis

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Honestly... this is their fault for trying to explain toasts to Bortus.

They shoulda just said nothing and he'd demand everyone's attention before handing the newlyweds a piece of lightly charred bread.

This is a joke thread so I should add jokes:

Your mother is extremely obese.

Your mother is extremely ugly.

Your mother is extremely unintelligent.

Your mother is extremely promiscuous.

Your mother is extremely old.

//Bortus_Mode

 

[Captain Panda]

I tried to see things for your perspective but I couldn't get my head that far up my own ass.

Some time I wonder how your teeth are so good. But then i realise your head is so far up your own ass, you can do your own dentistry

 

[truetrue]

Some time I wonder how your teeth are so good. But then i realise your head is so far up your own ass, you can do your own dentistry

I hear your favorite sexual positions is man on top woman in magazine.

 

[Captain Panda]

I hear your favorite sexual positions is man on top woman in magazine.

True. But when you see a naked woman she doesn't have staples and a crease in the middle. (Meh not my best)

 

[truetrue]

True. But when you see a naked woman she doesn't have staples and a crease in the middle. (Meh not my best)

wait are you saying I see actual naked woman and you don't? More like a self burn XD

 

[Captain Panda]

wait are you saying I see actual naked woman and you don't? More like a self burn XD

Dam I mixed up I and you fuck

 

[Captain Panda]

Double post but a gold one. I'm switching to a self burn. If my dick was an inch shorter I would have been a woman. Hahaha

 

[fthegovernment]

insult: i got the dna test results back & I am happily not your father

 

[truetrue]

I heard a rumour that you once thought you might be the next Ron Jeremy but then you realized that you would have to lose 200#’s and be able to to get hard with a real woman in the room. (The lasting longer than a minute can be fixed in post.)

{not pointed at anyone particular in here, it’s a joke}

The only woman who's legs youve ever been between are you mama's

 

[Marlog]

Yo mama so fat when shes on the beach, Greenpeace shoves her out into the water

Yo mama so fat that in 2018 a thai soccer team got lost for 2 weeks in her bellyrolls