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[GoonerAlien]

Well I refunded Fallout 4. Even with the look sensitivity turned down so it didn't spin like a ferret on crack it didn't give NEARLY enough time to get to the vault.
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Wikipurrdia: “Games Dat Expect U 2 Already Be Gud”
(Category: Game Design Fails / Hoomen Accessibility / Why U Make Dis)
Overview
“Games Dat Expect U 2 Already Be Gud” iz a widespread hooman‑tormenting phenomenon in which a video game assumes da player haz been practicing dat genre nonstop since da age of three. Dis design philosophy results in instant failz, confused hoomans, and many refundz.
Dis syndrome is especially common in:
• First‑purrson spinny‑camera games
• Match‑3 disguised as “school grades”
• Hidden object “find da pixel in da pixel” games
• Any game dat starts wid “Press Shift 2 Sprint” but neber tells u where Shift iz
Experts agree: dis is stoopid.

Symptomz
A game suffering from dis condition will show one or more of da following:
• No tutorial, because “everyone knows how 2 do dis, rite?”
• Camera sensitivity set to ‘ferret on espresso’
• Intro sequence dat requires Olympic‑level reflexes

• NPC yelling ‘COME ON!’ even tho u already dere
• Progress tied to a minigame u neber asked 4
• Assumption dat u haz played 10,000 hours of dis genre
• Punishment 4 learning instead of reward 4 trying
If u experience any of dese, consult ur local refund button.

Common Examplez
Fallout 4 Intro (“Vault Run of Nope”)
Game sez: “Just follow da route!”
Player sez: “I did.”
Game sez: “Not fast enough, slow hooman.”
Wikipurrdia sez: “Dis intro iz doin a stoopid.”


Hidden Object Games (“Find Da Pixel in Da Pixel”)
Game sez: “Find da tiny spoon hidden behind da other tiny spoon.”
Player sez: “I haz eyes, not microscope.”
Wikipurrdia sez: “Dis genre iz visual cruelty.”

Causez
Scholars believe dis syndrome comes from:
• Devs only testing wid hardcore players
• Fear of “slow intros”
• Belief dat tutorials are “for babies”
• Forgetting dat new players exist
• Thinking “difficulty” = “punish da hooman immediately”
Ceiling Cat has ruled dis behavior “iz super no.”

Impact on Hoomans
Affected hoomans may experience:
• Confusion
• Frustration
• Spinning in circles
• Running into doorframes
• Rage‑quitting

• Leaving negative reviews wid colorful metaphors
• Switching back 2 Sims 2 where life makes sense

Treatment & Prevention
Recommended cures include:
• Games dat let u go slow
• Games dat don’t punish learning
• Games wid cheats 2 remove difficulty
• Games dat don’t assume u haz reflexes of caffeinated squirrel
• Simulation, building, and management games
• Anything dat respects ur pace and ur eyeballz
Ceiling Cat prescribes: “Play what fitz ur paws.”

Conclusion
“Games Dat Expect U 2 Already Be Gud” represent a major accessibility fail in da gaming ecosystem. Hoomans deserve games dat teach, guide, and respect different playstyles—not games dat scream “MOVE FASTER!” before u even know where da buttons are.
Wikipurrdia recommends avoiding such games unless u enjoy suffering or haz eight paws.

i bet you are a blast at parties.
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this isn't hard to understand is it?

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i mean we are talking about humanity.......they will still find a way to get confused about anything.

 

[Redyscom]

Good morning, everynyan~

Make the most of this first day of the beautiful weekend. I hope you all slept well and didn’t end up staying up late playing games without realizing how late it had gotten. On a completely unrelated note, I’m going to be gone for a few hours—but of course, not to sleep, because I’m not some irresponsible person who’s regretting staying up all night.

Hugs and kisses





I can't believe I said "nyan"... My brain is really in power-saving mode.

 

[MattShizzle]

Good morning and happy Caturday. It's also International Day of Forests.

 

[Underlord]

Anyone know why they turned of roulette ?

 

[Sainto]

hallo everyone. hows it hanging with yall

 

[MysticPanther]

hallo everyone. hows it hanging with yall

hey! im doing good today, wbu?
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this isn't hard to understand is it?

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yeah that seems clear enough

 

[Jorund]

hallo everyone. hows it hanging with yall

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Anyone know why they turned of roulette ?

Is this how you made your most winnings? Then you have your answer.

Because the number one rule...

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... must stay true.

 

[Xakorik]

Looks like I have to fight with Perchance to do today's theme.

 

[ImN0tDon's iconImN0tDon]

Anyone know why they turned of roulette ?

They did it because you're a cheating fuck, straight to jail criminal scum

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[Puffnstuff]

So I've been gone for a minute..or months actually. And I see the site has undergone a transformation. First off, sad news about ATF, I've not been on there in a couple months either I guess. Anyway, decided to check in on some game updates and I'm a bit lost on the new format/ranking system, or lack there of, and somehow my coins went from thousands to hundreds. On some level I don't care all that much. I stopped "chasing the dream" long ago, but maybe someone can catch me up to speed a bit? I'd greatly appreciate it. Or if there is a thread that explains it all within say...a single page, that would work as well. cheers.

edit: okay I think the bank has been renamed to vault, which is where most of my credits are, but it's saying I need to login to access it, and yet I am already logged in. When I try relog it just spits me back out to a homepage. Is this feature still under construction?

 

[dimodamo]

Looks like I have to fight with Perchance to do today's theme.

If the issue is having a character raise their skirt, you can use a line like "she's raising her skirt exposing her whitepanties" (or whatever color you want), it's pretty consistent.

 

[Underlord]

They did it because you're a cheating fuck, straight to jail criminal scum

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Since when did you use AI and what AI is that made my armor less advance

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[exhaleapproval]

Rip atf and fuck f95 amirite

 

[MysticPanther]

Rip atf and fuck f95 amirite

get this man on a podium right now

 

[nydd]

So, what music have people suddenly discovered...

Digital Duel from

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. Found this fan game.

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Didn't know Mega Man X8 had remixes by Capcom

 

[MysticPanther]

So, what music have people suddenly discovered...

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not a recent discovery but this guy does symphonic metal covers of game OSTs and they're incredible



also these YTPs are amazing

 

[nydd]

at a retro-style Bar/Arcade type place.

Very cool. How are their prices, both food and 1CC on machines? I'm just heading to the library to mail a letter then attempt to unlazy to spring clean.

 

[Sainto]

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also these YTPs are amazing

whats these types of music videos called? cause i remember years ago is was on the hunt for those. mainly the anime variety like U.N. Owen was her and so on
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btw finished my watergun today

 

[rexcorvinus]

Very cool. How are their prices, both food and 1CC on machines? I'm just heading to the library to mail a letter then attempt to unlazy to spring clean.

Most food was like 12-16 dollars for a decent chunk of food. Was certainly enough to fill me up despite not having a proper meal earlier in the day. Most of the games are two to four tokens where a token is basically 25 cents. I haven't spent money on tokens there in forever though. A year or two ago I discovered that their skeeball machines didn't lock properly (still don't), so I've got basically unlimited access to tokens if I need a refill. Most of their machines are pinball, but we ended up spending most of our time playing air hockey and betting on each other. My right arm is still kinda sore from it.

 

[MattShizzle]

Getting "oops a server error occurred" WAY too often.